/owg/ - Overwatch General

>quick play game to warm up
>hanzo and widow on both teams
>no tank or healer on ours
>they have them so we lose

What is the fun in this compared to comp

>Fuck you blizzard give me something with vaguely feminine curves so I can fill up image limit posting cropped porn of it

fuck off

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Not as much as i do ;)

>he doesn't have the Ganymede jammed into your leg skin

Fuck off with your waifu shit, we have enough blue skinned anime jerk off material in this game. Orisa is fine.

>unfunny /pol/ meme from 2 years ago

just stop

Can you predict your SR after placement considering the SR of your mates in quickplay?

>tfw I will never get to worship Hana Song's sweaty feet after a long day in her mech suit

Fuck you, Orisa is beautiful and has the loveliest voice in the game.

I'll fucking fight you and your generic ass "slut from Wall-E" bullshit.

Reminder that we got official data for s3 rank distribution so feel free to think a little better of yourself if you were plat.

Who /Nevertouchedcomp/ here

I want to make Amelie happy

>muh blueberry

Did the social rejects that loved the abomination in pic related all become Widow fans now?

Fuck off and don't ruin Amélie for me with your inane virgin shitposts!

>talking about qt Orisa
CEASE

If you're on a fresh account and haven't done comp before then maybe. I was getting 3800+ people in QP even when I was only in plat.

As if Orisa is immune to that.

but we're all virgins here, user

>Mercy is Chu's waifu
>All theories that make Mercy evil or less then perfect are part of a group refereed to as "Conspirators"
Checks out boss

I thought the abomination in your pic was the best romance option in ME1 and I hate these fucking blueberry posters.

Bastion is not OP. Bastion players are just better, and naturally drawn to high skillcap heroes. Now that they have finally learned how to play him, of course they are going to stomp everyone

Well, don't hate the characters, hate their obsessed fans

>sex shaming while on Veeky Forums
Whoa look out we got a tough guy here.

>flashbang headshotting an ulting soldier

Is there a better feeling?

Anyone got that image showing the meta of each season like season 1, 2, 3?

So you would say no to a brown Widowmaker?

Is the reason all of you retards are obsessed with Widowmaker the fact she's the only one who shows cleavage? Why the fuck do you people constantly post the same pictures over and over and over again in every thread while screaming about your obsession with her?

>d.va's mech can self-destruct and ejects her out of it before doing so
>it's designed to fight an omnic kaiju above water, far from land
where would the pilot go once the mech is destroyed?

>Filler images they used for promotional art will never be playable characters
Please get this through your thick skulls, thanks.

I'm sure the widowfags don't even play Overwatch. If they did, they would hate her like everyone else.

How many men did fill up Ana, and who is the father of Fareeha?

>above water, far from land

>Twenty years ago, South Korea was attacked by a colossal omnic monstrosity that rose from the depths of the East China Sea. The massive, lumbering construct caused catastrophic damage to coastal cities before it was driven back beneath the waves. In response, the South Korean government developed a mechanized armored drone unit, called MEKA, to protect urban environments in future engagements with the omnic threat.
>to protect urban environments in future engagements with the omnic threat.

user, pls.

The guy in Reflections is her dad.

does my butt look big in this user?

>How many men did fill up Ana

all of them

>play Ana on attack (anubis)
>hold golden elims (7) for entire round
>enemies have a B*stion that is dominating my team
>my team fails to capture the first point
>on defence I spam bastion and ask if anyone would play him
>my team picks h*nzo, junk and torb and no healers
>ask them if they could play heal or bastion
>no response
>defence got rekt'd in 30 seconds and enemies winned
why are they fuckin retards? why are these """"""""people"""""""""" playing comp? they clearly dont want to win

Ah, I see. It'd be cool if she fucked him up by accident. Character flaws and what not instead of being a faultless waifu.

>STILL NO FUCKING SIT EMOTE FOR SOMBRA

If it was driven back underwater, wouldn't they try to engage it here before it can reach the cities and destroy anything?

How long has this been like this?

>Is there a better feeling?
Killing shipfags ingame.

Kaplan said it wasn't coming for months, m8.

Hnnng stop... this actually is my fetish

It can't seriously be that difficult to do

Probably too deep for them.

I need her to sit on my dick

Is Orisa better on attack, defence, or is she more versatile?

Cool post user! Wanna bring it by the White House?

How do you think she would sit? Do you think it's just going to be her crounching Victory pose like Mei and Roadhog?

>Talon was motivated by extreme jealousy for Gerard. The luckiest Frenchman on the planet.

He said it was a matter of priorities even though the emotes only take days/a week to make. New emotes for Sombra are very far down the list and working on new heroes and event content comes first.

I'd say she's versatile but I'm pretty comfortable using her on attack as long as your team ACTUALLY BACKS YOU UP

DON'T JUST LET THE FUCKING GENJI KILL ME JESUS

>tfw you get a team that actually interacts with your EMP's

Holy fuck that feels good

Post cute sombra pics please i like her now

Hopefully criss cross with a laptop, or looking bored with her hand on her chin.

and I slept their bastion, gave nanoboost to soldier and antihealed bastion. There were 3-4 of my teammates trying to kill the bastion while he was antihealed and we lost that fight. This is just fuckin absolute insane

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>have been getting stuck with so many shitters in comp and going on such losestreaks this season that I always feel like turning the game off after a win so I can actually close the game in a good mood for once

>playing comp

That sounds like something the omnic would exploit soon or later. I doubt they would leave such weakness knowing how dangerous that thing is and where it rests.

>tfw I think Overwatch Ana is the best designed character in the entire game
>It's an alt skin

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i hope you mean visual design

ana is a cancerous blight on the game

>check around to see where numbani is located
>india according to the wiki
>says it's close to nigeria not even a full page below the top

Sometimes I have to wonder if in plat the correct move as Reinhardt is to chase the Mercy because you know your fucking team isn't going to kill her, or keep your shield up to protect your team.

I try to avoid Rein most of the time but this situation comes up a lot, I kinda figure if Mercy gets rez off we lose anyway so might as well try and kill her to hope for the best

Thanks, I should read the comic again.

>Have a group of 2 that refuses to join team voice chat
>Some how manage to tie with enemy and gain the first two points
>Plead them to join so we can coordinate
>"There's nothing in the rules that says I have to talk to you."
>But it helps
>"im sure the enemy team is giving mlg callouts xd"
>Lose because they go in separately from us

>____ has invited you to a group
>decline
>____ has invited you to a group
>decline
>_____ has invited you to a group

How about you and your kind fuck off faggot

the last update

me team bad

me good

Not a group, the voice channel

>activation delay on sound barrier
>have to jump and touch the ground
>can't react to shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Make it instant REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Well the wiki is wrong. It's west africa.

>B*stion
>h*nzo
>and enemies winned
>only 7 elims

Is this what below 500 mmr looks like?

You really shouldn't it does not get better reading it a second time.

>being such an unironic beta male that you're afraid to use your mic

What the fuck does using your mic have to do with joining groups either faggotron?

>Enemy Zarya ults whole team
>Enemy Spunkrat tire incoming
>Embrace the Iris mother fuckers
>Team can't figure out how we survived

>go play comp
>both of these guys end up on my team
>for two matches in a row
>now I'm 4-3 with my placement matches

Please remove Mercy from the game.

I got placed at plat (S3 ended at 3200) and now Im in silver because I cant win solo games. Is this right time to uninstall?

I don't even own a mic.

People that get triggered by other people not using their mics are retarded. Just type nigger.

>posting about mercy main cancer
>not showing their names as a warning for us
are you even trying?

I think it'll be legendary like D. Va's and she'll sit criss cross and pull up a hologram computer

Anybody else here under 500?

I just wish she looked like an actual ancient temple guardian futurified instead of the blobbular mess with a shrunken head that we got. She's a blatant Baymax knock-off.

Remember when faggots went apeshit over Mercy's chest looking smaller in her devil skin?

they have a lot of events coming up, it's about time not difficulty.

Considering Zen ult does nothing to protect from junkrat tire oneshotting, your team was honestly confused about how they survived

>just stand there in the middle of engagements getting killed or back in base being zero use to your team by typing something you could just say

>Anybody else here under 500?
No, because I'm NOT a retard on a console, taking a picture with their dumbphone of their game.

Remember when shitters threw shitfits over Blizzard banning them for cheating?

>Get a Mercy
>Guy straight up refuses to play anything else because he's a Mercy main
>Doesn't hide when his ult is ready
Why even have a Mercy