You can only choose one

You can rent her out

>BRAAAAAAAP

Left because whores are cheaper than cars

>sell car
>buy 100 whores like the one in OP

>brap or BRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPP

*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPP*

The girl, don't need no anemic pancake engine that has had the same power for 15 years

Right BBY

I'm gay so I'll gen the one on the left and sell it and buy a Miata

How can you even compare that shitty ass on the right with that thicc ass car? Unf

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Sell the girl and buy two Miatas.

inb4 jokes about sexually transmitted infections

You're too late. See

Go for the ass, of course. Left

Definitely right. That tail pipe will not feel silky smooth and warm and wet like right will. Plus right will be cheaper.

Why is she peeing standing up?

>I can't sell the bitch

You could make more money off of her pussy

prime kek

Left, better resale value. The right one is fun for a couple of rides but you can only go all out once before ruining it all.

Right will have cottage cheese cellulite once she squeezes out of those jeans like toothpaste. Fat af, holding her gut forward to simulate a waist with her arms. Naked, she'll look like the saggy old granny witch mashing up the baby so she can fly in The Witch.

Left is probably a WRX. Give me the trees. I can make a bonfire and burn these trickster witches and their lord brosatan that took this fucking picture.

One of them gives head, the other ruins heads.

It's a pretty clear choice

Same but I'm in the closet so I'll buy a truck

How do you even take this photo and still take yourself seriously

>Hey babe i want to take a photo of you with my car
>No not in front of it, at the back
>Yeah turn around and look away from the camera
>I want to compare your butt with my cars rear end
>Stop moving so i can get a good shot
>I'm a cool guy

>having a car that looks like that
>taking yourself serious

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Too jelly

well both would have histories of rod knock

Lmao. Give this man a fucking cookie

Was wondering the same shit.

Also I'd pick the left. I hate stubby legs.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW 100/10 GOOD JOB

Have you ever met a WRX driver?

I don't get it

>white girl

Is there a test drive option?

WUBALUBA DUB DUBBBBBB!!

neither, they're both fat disgusting slow pieces of shit. you know she's stupid as fuck

Neither

I lub the chub tho user.
More cushion for the pushin phamcicles.

How shit of a female, and I'm saying this as a male, and at the same time how much of a shit of a human being you have to be, or in this case not to be, to agree to pose for photos showing your ass next to your mans car.

inb4 i'm no cuck, sjw, wtv thingie, but I do like my women to have a brain a be someone, have a brain and not being and behaving like an object

this is sad

tawp kok.

Some countries in this world will disagree with you.

women are objects

keep saying that to yourself while you try to fall asleep everyday thinking why you're still a kissless wizard

>some women are objects
>not all women are objects

I'm married. Women are objects. You're a projecting cuck.

>projection

got no arguments

>projecting

samefagging

What's the problem? Did I touch a sweet spot there Mr. Wizard?

literally married.

WEW

>choosing booty over a plastic

posts are 40sec apart dumbass; not a wizard either

It's a real STi. They have a second spoiler up near the top of the rear window that you can just see in the pic. It looks eerily similar to my old one, it's an 06 (those taillights were 06 only), I had the exact same mudflaps, but I didn't paint my diffuser and my exhaust didn't come out at an angle. I'm still worried it might be my old car.

Look again, that one does have the second spoiler. Can just see the mounts on the sides, and the reflection

You seem to have misread my post. Now that I'm on my PC I'll post a pic of the one I sold 3 years ago.

the grill could probably give you an STI as well

oh yeah fuck me I can't read for shit. My bad.

Saul Goodman.

well, mate

i know what the Subaru looks like from the front
but i sure as hell dont know what the girl looks like. maybe shes a fucking truck accident...

Blew a lot of air out of my nose/10
>Car is a Subaru STI
>STI can also mean Sexually Transmitted Infection
>Meaning both the car and the woman have an STI

being that im gay i would chose neither

fucking straight ppl

Maybe it makes her feel good to do something for her man, or empowered to feel confident enough in her body to pose for him, or just living the life of a pin up girl for a moment. Hell, she could just be a paid model, because those are things too.

Either way you're more demeaning to women than half of R9K in your post saying that they have to be shit to do something for someone or themselves. Fuck off.

The car since I already have a GF.

neither one looks attractive but I think a human life is worth more than an old Subaru so I'd sell the girl into slavery but I dont know how well fatties sell

realistically since I dont have those kinda contacts I will take the Subaru to sell

I'd say the girl probably would have posted it on her social media etc.

Girls love any excuse to show off their assets.

sometimes i think jerking to big booty bioches is the reason why i cant find money for the dream car..

wierd.

deluded.

How does that stop you from getting money... Do you just sit at home all day jerking instead of working?

i think it was just a mindset.

that generally the world was upset with me lol..

i aint really done anything else wrong.. or right probably.

guilty concience making the most of it.

...i didnt say nothin.

I can drive a car. I can't drive a girl.

Gas is cheaper than child support.

>gas is cheaper than child support

Not in yurop

Which one can brap the longest?

>quick, good looking car versus fat ugly bitch
Why did you make this thread?

That fat booty can smear her fat cheeks allover my face and then fart mm

especially in yurop you retard
>gas way more expensive
>child support way cheaper

>fat
>ugly

How did you come to this conclusion? You can't see her face, and she has a good figure. Unless you like girls with no hips and are unhealthy skinny like that Ally Mcbeal bitch.

shes fat which pretty much makes her ugly

>inb4 thats not fat

yes it is

>inb4 thats not fat
>yes it is

Let me guess, her elbows are too pointy as well?

Her massive ass takes up half of her body, that's a shitty figure if you ask me.

If it was a normal or athletic looking body I wouldn't say that.

nah

shes just fat

>massive ass

That's a decent size ass, not massive. Also, her hips aren't wider than her shoulders or something. She has a nice smaller waist to set off the hourglass figure. I'd rail the shit out of her.

If you want a shapely skeleton, japan is up and to your left.

They have all the ricemobiles you could ever want there, too. Just ignore the lack of parking space and the eternally climbing sky high taxes.

wtf is she taking a piss?

but she's standing up, idk what is even going on in that pic

Depends what the choice means.
Take one for a spin? The right. I've driven modded Subarus before.
Long term? The left, picking a woman long term based on physical attributes alone is stupid.

i see why the owner abandoned both in the woods. They're trash.

Theres tons of fat europeans, its just that american "fat people" are really morbidly obese hunger beasts and the regular fat fucks are called "chubby" by comparison. But for real americans are fat as fuck.

What does your post have to do with the girl in OP not being fat?

Context is the image.

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Holy shit how does it feel to win the board for at least 48 hours?

>samefag

i'd just give her a quickie and then bounce.

HEHAEHAHEAHEHAEHHAE

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