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>a new map???
>girls can't code
>powergaming

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

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github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/14118
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Vox_Raider
twitter.com/AnonBabble

I saw this game on YouTube from "PlumpHelmetPunk", I want to try it out. What's the best server to play in and what's a good job to start on?

Veeky Forumsstation, go janitor

Veeky Forumsstation go captain

hippie station go chef

Baystation
Bartender

this thread focuses on Veeky Forumsstation, so lot's of the answers to your questions will be Veeky Forums memes

the correct answer is
Veeky Forumsstation go janitor

the other thread was first, but this one is better

So did anyone get a pic of the broken down tree shuttle? Also what happened on it. I was a blind 0 charge cyborg I couldn't see or do shit. I could just hear violence

how is rfultra not banned

they are by far the worst serial shitter on the server,
it's not even a close contest

>walk into grille
>get patched up
>walk into grille again
>get patched up
>walk into weldertank
>get patched up
>walk into grille
>get patched up
>walk into weldertank
>get patched up
>hit by telebomb
>not patched up
>die and get strapped to a chair as per silicons ion laws

gud round

Some traitor pulled a double esword
Got zassed
Someone else grabbed the sword and started attacking people with it
Security stuns and arrests them all
Begins excections
Borg gets its law 2 valids

>glowshroom clusters are now affected by the potency and color of their glow when on walls
I don't know when this was fixed, but I love it

damn im jealous

Shuttle gets filled with zombies, plasma, and then ends in a feiry purge when it landed

>join midround
>centcomm shouts about pizza, overlords and nukes
>everything explodes 10 minutes later
what

damnit
did anyone take pics at all ive never even seen zombies in this

we got a message saying the metalic overminds want proof of human smartness or some shit or they kill us so a sec officer send woodies got wood
they nuked us

>See EVA broken into
>Walk in
>Doors all the way to the Captain's office are open
>Accidentally put on the Captain's armor
>Put on the jetpack and leave my backpack
>Mention to the AI that it would be nice if it could bolt open all sec doors
>Captain and HoS shows up
>Get arrested for walking through open doors
Really? Sec was nice this round, until I was left alone with the detective and he sawed off my limbs one by one.

you were hacking into Emilia's cell in solitary

who?

Oh yeah, I forgot about that

>Security waifus are robust

>Fires at point blank
>Misses

jej I sent WGW and also the medieval pantomime adaptation

Was considering doing more but lacked the time and carrying capacity

nani?

>solarious is banned
>kuranon suddenly disappears

Really makes me... think?

Kuranon was playing last round though.

you will shake brexit until they wake up or you will face the consequences

their static is emilia

FUCK HEIST AND FUCK BIRD PEOPLE

RICH
FULFILLING
GAMEMODE

>best server to play in
Entirely subjective. If you like RP focused servers with lore and playing as a character, you'd probably enjoy Bay or Urist. If you're a faggot who enjoys Mafia Deathmatches, Hippie is right up your alley.

If you enjoy autistic building, a bit of arrrpee, and the occasional deathmatch, then Veeky Forums is probably the best place for you to be.

People in the github keep talking about atomic things and atomicity, what the fuck does that even mean

Raiders is such a fucking shit mode.

good round guys

C A W

What did you honestly expect from thread shitposting

so why did some guy declare ''murder z mommi'' when all i did was make a single chem dispenser for the mommi nest out of mats i fabricated myself.

Just lurking in the thread here, has a round already been and gone?

...

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/14118

Reminder that I had a fix for heist but everyone wanted to fix it their way.

who?

yea it was like 3 mins long

that bird looks like a screaming manchild with an animal on it's head

>Mouses has to eat 24/7 or they die under a minute
>still have to wait five minutes if you wait to become a mouse/mommi again
>can't talk as a positronic brain

who the fuck coded this shit?

yes, there is a shit game mode that usually lasts under 5 minutes
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Vox_Raider
this is not typical average round is 90 minutes

who?

It means your pull request shouldn't address multiple different issues. For example, fixing a broken jumpsuit sprite and moving a misplaced table in robotics at the same time.

>heist birb
>break one window
>take PA
>win

The most exciting thing was gearing up.

Look nexis, you can try to fix the symptoms or you can cure the cause.

Cure the cause. Make them long term niggers that steal shit constantly and get rewarded for mass stealing shit. Make them endlessly strip steal the station.

>forgot to turn on magboots
>get le sudden rush of air meme
>almost fucking die

>you can't talk as a positronic brain

Well that's new or bullshit

>10 upvotes
>1 downvote
>"EVERYBODY WANTS IT THEIR OWN WAY I'M GOING TO CLOSE THIS NOW"

>remove the inviolate
>a fix
It sounds to me that you might as well remove it and replace it with a different mode at that point. Otherwise it's just "weaker bird ops," where the strat is C4 into armory and go full kill mode.

Just get Probe to merge it anyways. If he's going to do it, at least let some of them be of good code.

Speaking of, did they fix the airtank sprites yet?

>emilia, after committing multiple crimes gets perma'd
>has the balls to complain that someone removed the paper as it's "metagamey"

wew

You didn't read the comments. Try again.

YOU'VE TALKED THE ENTIRE TIME

next time read through the PR comments, its just full of bickering about how they think heist should work, other people saying to completely remove it.

what i dont like about mice is them getting too fat to vent travel and it taking so goddamn long to lose weight even if you run to speed it up its faster to just kill yourself and respawn in 5 mins

they should have been banned a long time ago for their greyshittery. They constantly antagonize more than the rounds antagonists as an assistant and never actually contribute to the round. Honestly they must have an admin in their asshole or something because they never get punished.

>the organ remover is just that silly gun from Voyager that the rot-ayys used
Why?

Because organ thieving is riskier than stealing the PA. It forces you to interact with the crew.

I'm not talking about the mechanic I'm talking about the sprite
It looks almost identical from what I remember of the organ-teleporty-gun.

>We won't @Exxion it's been 4 years either we fix it or we don't there is no shelving it.

Why is Probe such a shitty collab

I made it in inkscape out of laziness, and I think the organ stealin' gun from Voyager had a green screen, was boxy and longer.

contribute to the wiki

Ok I'll read all of the comments

>guy mentions about a mistake which you then fixed
>guy making a suggestion about a broken feature
>same guy brings up the issue of monkeymen organs counting for objectives
>guy brings up the issue of harvesting heisters organs for the objective
>guy asks a question about an objective
>guy jokes about conflicts
>guy brings up issue of harvesting heister organs for the objective again
>guy suggests adding a little freezer to hold the organs in
>guy suggests adding the organ tool as a traitor item
>guy suggests a round start check for species organs to add depth to the objective
>guy suggests giving heisters an uplink
>couple guys say the above suggestion is dumb
>guy talks about organ harvesting objective and gives a thumbs up
>the ONE guy who downvoted the PR says he doesn't like the removal of the inviolate
>guy doesn't like heist because vox will go to mining for their objectives
>guy corrects the above guy
>the ONE guy who downvoted the PR makes another comment suggesting removing heist altogether
>guy says the negative guy is stupid
>guy says heisters should be a side antagonist
>guy agrees
>guy agrees
>talking about EMPs
>talking about EMPs
>talking about EMPs
>more EMP talk
>more fucking EMPs
>the ONE guy who downvoted the PR makes another comment suggesting removing heist altogether
>guy supports your PR
>question about bans
>answer about bans
>the ONE guy who downvoted the PR makes another comment suggesting removing heist altogether
>second guy suggests removing heist until it's completely reworked (which this PR is doing so is this even negative?)
>EMP talk
>you close the PR because "everyone is dead-set on fixing it their way"

You closed the PR because you had two guys who wanted Heist taken out of rotation and a bunch of guys who were suggesting fixes to potential exploits.

Alright yeah you're right, went back and watched the episode until it showed up
Honestly I kinda like the icebox-afterparty idea for the Birds. Better than 'lmao just mine' or 'lmao just decon a few walls', that's for sure.

How hard is the roleplay on Veeky Forums?

Keep in mind ive never played ss13 so please describe it in a way I'd understand

The problem is if we made it so that everything dragged back to voxland had a value, it would require us:

1. Setting up an economy, which is clearly unwanted.
2. Assigning value to everything.
3. Setting up vox shuttle to add that money to an account.

As an addendum, since the Shoal would have different ideas of what is valuable and what isn't for gameplay reasons, we've not only have to maintain an economy, but one for (probably) each faction.

In short, no and fuck you

Read the wiki, make sure you have a decent idea of what might be expected of you, don't ask out of character questions ("what do I click on", etc), and you'll do fine. Try to join on roundstart and tell someone you're new at the job and ask if they can show you the ropes. That, or join as an assistant for a round to check out the interface.

He was complimenting your organ stealing objective. You're imagining critique when people are actually supporting you.
>Honestly I kinda like the icebox-afterparty idea for the Birds

Fuck you

Someone floated the idea of unending objectives. As in, once you steal one thing and bring it back, they'll give you another thing to steal. That way you can have weaker objectives and still keep the antagonism going. Would that be hard to code?

Have an uplink with voxcomm, like the request consoles you find in cargo.

>Spawn in, looks like one helluva slumber party went down
>Voxcomm requests console lights up
>They want 50 silver, a singularity generator, and some grey eyeballs
>Fly on out to an NT outpost, raid that shit
>Bring everything back, put em on conveyors
>The one vox that pulled the short straw sorts everything, puts it on the teleporters, send them on their way
>*DING* Request console glows green as a request is fulfilled
>*BONG* Another request comes in
>Console lights up with a bunch of potential goodies to purchase with your questionably earned quality chicken points, shortstraw vox realizes life isn't so bad after all, purchases a cake for themself
>Gets lynched when the raiding party comes back for resupply to find their supply points were wasted on fucking cake again
>Keep going until station has evacuated

Why is tasing the first thing sec does when they go to arrest someone? Why can't they just ask them to lay down so they put cuffs on us?

Because we have the fasted move speed of any server which makes the 5 shot taser nearly worthless against anybody who decides to run. Escaping security is the easiest thing in the world.

Pretty low-RP minimum, but you can RP as much as you want. Just don't reference that it's a game, don't use netspeak (LOL, shit like that), memes, and don't say shit like round or 'It's Traitor'.

Because most sec players are paranoid motherfuckers who think that everyone is out to kill them and steal their shit.
Which is also kinda true, but that doesn't keep me from using my hailer and the aiming function.

>"you're under arrest"
>you pull out a gun and shoot me
Or
>you run away and spark a manhunt

Hmm I wonder why

Because you're already running by the time you see the red uniform

>you are under arrest
>walk to them to slap on cuffs
>they run
>tricky penned
>stung
>chloralled
>just fucking shot
>borg law 2 stun him
>explosive implant

Sorry bud. But this isnĀ“t undertale general

because security is filled with wussies who are too afraid of dying/ """"""losing""""""" to do things properly

>guy compliments you
>you flip your shit and say 'fuck you'
>other guy apologizes to you
>you leave discord in an autistic fit and act victimized
wow n3x really has no idea how to deal with people does he

...

What did he mean by this?

i like stunning people its funny

I forgot some:

>slipped (soap)
>slipped (lube)
>slipped (male)
>stunpapered
>stunprodded
>stungloved
>just fucking disarm pushed then cuffed with your own shit
>randomly RNG knocked unconscious with toolbox2head
>vamp glare
>vamp hypno
>ahelped

>Welcome to the bluespace mines

Holy fuck you madman

Not the first time and he's not going to let it be the last

Maybe it's my byond version, i couldn't see jack of what i was saying

>>borg law 2 stun him
i need to do this one

>implying silent taser-cuffing isnt the proper way

you got a (You) outta me at least

I'm so lost trying to follow that conversation. Why does he bring up an economy and adding value to every item?

He's a great coder but he really just needs to gain some social skills

>commit a crime
>knowingly acting in a way that's detrimental to the crew
>expecting to be treated with respect after

HAH

>He's a great coder
Questionable

please don't

I mean it can be very effective and immediately sours sec-silicon relations

But if I manage to evade borgo McGiveValids you are going to get a harm baton or 5

>metaclub made their own discord to get away from cluster
>cluster left the main discord 4 months ago

:thinking: