You're driving home from the store and this pops in your rear view. What do you do?

You're driving home from the store and this pops in your rear view. What do you do?

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Wonder what the fuck is a Crown Vic doing in europe

pull over and stop

what the fuck else would you do?

There's something austere and strangely calming about vics. They're low and flat, but muscular. If you've ever watched one pull up on a curb it's like watching a big jungle cat in the way it moves. I want one

Move over, or slow down for emergency vehicles

What kind of autism do you have to think this?

That's because barge-handling is majestic on its own.

Hope he doesn't pull me over because I don't have a drivers licence, then realize the police here doesn't drive crown vics and wonder what's going on.

America is the world's police

you've just been freedumbd

aw shit, I'll pull over then and let him through

>pull over
>they pull out skin palette to see if your dark enough for them to kill you
Better hope you're white because cops in America just kill black people on sight (This is what people actually believe)

Wonder why I'm being pulled over by a Crown Vic, when most cops in my city now drive Ford Explorers

I'm as white as can be so I should be safe

call the real cops and tell them there's an impersonator

Move aside to let them pass.

Ask myself why I drove across the Atlantic to buy some shit.

Use my white privilege and talk about white stuff. Then go home

Consider running for the hell of it before remembering license plate readers ruin all the fun in life

Explorers do look nice, I saw a f-150 as well, but you could barely tell once you got on its side (he was parked) because of the reflective thing that doesnt reflect at an angle

He's got S.C.M.O.D.S!

like really white, you aren't some Italian thinking they are white are you?

really white, blonde hair, blue eyes I got it all

Panic and slam on the brakes. Causing a 4 car accident

Wonder why someone would go to all the hassle of importing a Crown Vic just to play Cops for five minutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=G1aIGqrGqnU&feature=youtu.be&t=1m16s

Get excited and amused because someone managed to get an American police car registered in Germany with all the emergency lights.

swallow my joint

Wonder why I'm not being pulled over by one of the 50 fucking black dodge rams the cops use here

Pull over and make way for emergency vehicles, he couldn't be after me because I check everything before leaving home and I never speed

Drop my pants and spread my butt-cheeks

move over so he can get the asshole normie infront of me
>you should go to automotive class in high school that teaches you over the course of a year, how not to be a gigantic fuck.

They dropped that class the year I could take it when I was in high school.

>be driving home from work two days ago
>got off early, fuck yeah
>heading to the liquor store
>get pulled over
>knew it was going to happen
>didn't have seatbelt on, and traffic was going 10 under
>get into right hand lane (murrica)
>pull into immediately available parking lot
>window down
>car off
>keys on top of dash
>hands on steering wheel
>cop approaches
>wants ID, registration, the works
>all in order, hand it to him
>asks me if I am the owner of vehicle
>yes sir, thank you sir, yadda yadda
>he goes back to his car
>comes back out
>hands me stuff back
>two warnings, one for seatbelt, one for proof of insurance out of date
>insurance was up to date, just not my proof I keep in the glove box
>doesn't even ask me to buckle up
>says i'm free to go
>he's gone before I can even put my ID back in the wallet


Feels good to be white.

>cracked one open on the way home
>smoked the rest of my blunt roach I had in the ashtray

My high school didn't have an automotive class at all. I'm just making the general statement that it should be required before you're allowed to drive.
A good, no bullshit class about how a car works and what you're obligated to do on the road.

Just regular autism

>drop to the lowest gear I can without moneyshifting
>stomp the gas
>remember that I'm driving a 30 year old sports sedan that hasn't been fast since the 90s
>fuck
>police car (doesnt matter which one, they'll all outpace me) rams me into a tree
>go to jail for 2-10 for street racing
>get car crushed
>life ruined

It depends how far behind it is, where I am (e.g. rural forest vs suburban area), and how open the road ahead is.

I've noticed a trend that they want high schoolers to drive less and less in the US.

They don't kill you on sight if you have a pepsi for them. (People can't fathom the idea that cops are as human as anyone else, and some will go out of there way to harass you just because they can get away with it.)

tell the officer that i am Argentinan and then he'll let me go.

>mfw I haven't been pulled over since 2011

feels good man.

Pull over. Hope my CHL persuades him to let me off. Unless it's a black cop and then I can expect +10 mph added to my ticket

>If you've ever watched one pull up on a curb it's like watching a big jungle cat in the way it moves.
Like a... panther?

pull over to let cop past, there's no way i'm speeding in this

Turn up the Eurobeat and initiate a touge battle.

I whip out my gat and I go blam blam

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