Pull up to lights

user I really really like this pasta, mind if I save it?

Also I hope this was originally lifted directly from some Honda forum.

Btfo there's a slight curve in the road ahead.
>FCA

t. American

Exactly. Dodge chargers and challengers always try to race me for some reason, and I drive a Focus hatch. I guess they think it's an ST? The strange thing is, its only dodges that do it. Sometimes even shitty avengers and darts.

I wish :(

t. gay fag

t. American

where do you live, i live in Poland and I can see like 2 or 3 every month

France. I'm talking about the demon, I don't think we'll ever see that over here.

Rev back, hope its just an srt8 or hellcat and not a demon.

I can beat the first two, motorcycuuuu ftw

t. GM fangirl

t. Mazda cuck

Sorry for bothering you sir I'll be on my way

Mazda has actually won LeMans

>implying i'm a GM fangurl

Ferd all the way you stupid yuropoor

I like Ford

I know this is pasta, but that actually wouldn't be enough you would still lose
You would need about 65+ whp
m.youtube.com/watch?v=drUZ8NJ9Wik

>Driving the DD Jeep
Laugh and give him a thumbs up before he speeds off.
>Driving the weekend Trans Am
Laugh and give him a thumbs up before he speeds off.

It's because you're GAY

Start revving back, wait for the light to turn green and dont move.
It'll be hilarious to see his face at the next light

Tell him to meat me at the touge

Vs hellcat

Was probably the V6

Lol it was a hellcat the beginning of the video showed that, also there's no such thing as a v6 hellcat. You already knew that though before shit posting right?

i drive a '17 GT350. i will get BTFO until there is steering input involved.

I wait for the FCA engineering to shit itself within 10 seconds of it flooring it

can... can we see your car?

Everyone loves shitting on FCA around here but I've never seen anything but top quality on their SRT models, regular Chrysler build is atrocious though

yes. my album from awhile back

imgur.com/a/Fclrf

>inb4 v6 sxt with hellcat livery
I unironically would get a kek out of this.

That would just be sad

>cucking out and changing direction when it pulls up next to you

>that gif

fucking kek'd

kek'd at that gif

I flip him off and then show him what fast really is.

t. liter bike rider

>give him a smile and a thumbs up
>secretly think he's a tasteless retard

>ITT small dick car

This

Alright? Do they rev their engine at me to show their support for my homosexuality? Are they also gay and they're flirting with me?

Smile at him.

t. passive-aggressive millenial

Don't understand this image.

They have small dicks. They need to compensate with a meme car.

except it's not passive aggressive at all you dumbass. there was no act of aggression.

continue existing

differential explodes

Read a book

Call him a pushcuck then beat him in a race with my rxc turbo r powered by the based ecoboost. 9/10 they kill themselves.

you're an idiot.

Shoot out his tires and drive off cackling.

its gorgeous. congrats bro

Ask him to see if he's got his NHRA license. When he produces it, give him the stern "you know what you have to do" look. As he precedes to get his helmet and racing suit on, he realizes he left his NHRA certified racing gloves at home. Looking defeated, he looks at where his girlfriend would be sitting, if only a seat were there. Thoughts then turn to why he actually doesn't have a girlfriend... perhaps because you can't pull anyone back to the house from the bar no matter what your quarter mile time is in this car. By now I will have made it to my destination safely, and he will have abandoned his useless car in the shoulder lane and take up driving for Uber in a sensible GTR

Regret that I dont DD with my drag radials.

holy shit I didn't know it only had one seat

king of meme cars coming through

lmao at him because his bitch is in my passenger seat
cous he aint got either now lmao

Demon is banned from NHRA, banned for being too fucking fast.

>tinted Camaro lights
You are a rolling stereotype

He's faster in a quarter mile than a CBR1000RR.

There are only two bikes faster in a quarter. A ninja ZX14R and a Ducati desmosedici RR.

Busriders pls go.

roadkill.com/stop-saying-the-2018-dodge-demon-is-banned-from-the-dragstrip/

U mad?

Fuck off, the first one was fucking hilarious.

It went from macho posturing and having fun, to existential crisis about what he's doing with his life.

Can confirm. Owned two top trim challengers with nary a hiccup.

Thad dodge could have rekt that bmw's shit had he driven cleanly.

No im cringing, I just want you to see yourself how others do

I honestly don't think the hellcat driver was flooring it. I own one, and it's loud as fuck at WOT. This didn't sound like a race.

>Would get BTFO cuz only have a v6

that set up in the pasta would probably make 500-600 whp

And I want you to see how much influence your opinion has on a mongolian soap carving forum but sometimes we just cant change what we want to.

This guy gets it

>daily a Challenger R/T
>drive with purpose from point a to point b
>enjoy light hooning in traffic
>know my car isn't the fastest, but enjoy it anyways
>pull up to red light
>see open stretch of road in front of me
>load RPMs
>see how fast I can get before the next red light or I catch traffic
>Don't notice the autistic fat guy in the Focus that was next to me
>Don't notice him water his beard as he slowly putts up to 60 with jealousy in his eyes

>Challenger R/T
>5.7L V8
>375 hp

>Mustang GT
>5.0L V8
>435 hp

pushcucks literally have no excuse for this

Yeah, but the difference is that I can cruise through town and have people appreciate my car while the mustang driver will only ha e people wondering if his boyfriend's Miata is in the shop.

really bad response

>protip

no one is mirring your fucking Chrysler m8, they are only staring because they are fucking astonished its moving under its own power

Sure there is, the 5.7 is severely underdeveloped and really opens up with a few simple mods.

Don't be mad because I own a car.

pshhh, i could smoke your pig fat shitbox on the touge

Witness the power of delusion. Protip, 99% of people on the road do not notice your shitty, average, Chrysler. 1% of people seeing you attempting to look cool and laugh at you.

What for, you still run 18's with them

same, and I have beat your car before. thanks for making your car look worse, now you can move on.

not all douchebags drive dodges but all dodge drivers are douchebags

Destroy it

I want those louvers

how do I get those louvers?

Ask him why he wants to race a Subaru Outback

See if he can outrun a 120mm shell.

>street legal

>sv650
literally never been beat off a light by any car
>4wheelcux
lmao

Ha gay boy

>Pushrod v8

KEK!

>try to fly off the line on my FZ09
>loop the fucking bike and die

why would you use an sv just use an R3

>road buckles and forms potholes under the pigfat weight
>challenger driver has used a quarter tank by revving twice
>pulls into drive thru but loses control in the turns
>Chrysler engine dies, car is not worth salvaging to anyone and is scrapped