Why are jeeps so fucking expensive

Why are jeeps so fucking expensive

i just want a mother fucking jeep that seats 4 (not comfortably) and has a soft top

why is it 20 thousand fucking dollars for a 12 year old vehicle

why do the new ones start at 26k

how the fuck is this possible

why can't i find any
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Because the TJs were the last real jeeps

The JKs are mall crawlers driven by sorority girls and midlife crisis moms

>jeeps apparently go by 2 letter codes

sounds military esque

FUCKING DOUBLE NIGGERS

SO ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE GOING TO BE EXPENSIVE AS FUCKA ND USED

YJs are cheap still but they're leaf sprung and depending on where you live, rusting out

A rubicon TJ is going to be expensive, you can get other TJs for less than $12,000 if you search.

TRIPLE FUCKING GIGA NIGGERS

WHY AHS NO FUCKING COMPANYH EVER MADE A COMPETITOR

WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO GIGAJEW EVERYONE

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Why is rubicon more expensive? fuck, that's what i was looking for

it's offroaders isn't it

they are the cancer responsible for this aren't they

they are inflating the price of the only acceptable and good soft-top vehicle that seats 4 and isn't a faggot convertible

fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck i hate paying for other peoples shitty use cases

Just get the sport, you don't really need the axle dislocator thing do you? Everybody knows you can buy a base model and use aftermarket parts to get around the same performance. You're literally complaining that the most expensive trim level is expensive.

I will never take it offroad so yeah i dont need that shit

>it's offroaders isn't it
Of course

It has Dana 44 axles, lockers, a lower, low range transfer case and better gearing for off road use. It is for the most part the ultimate turn key off road vehicle

Basically this, if you want the lockers and stuff, it'll be cheaper to ahve them done yourself.

The only thing that the Rubicon has that's better are the factory axles

Then why do you want a jeep?

Because i want something fun that seats 4 and i can take the top off for florida weather

Also, if i get into an accident, i want to win, and a jeep lets me do that. (that's why i have to look for a vehicle now)

Otherwise i'm gonna have to buy a truck i guess.

get two miatas and teach your friends to drive stick

Convertible Camaro/Mustang? I mean wtf.

>buy faggot/women cars
i can't say i'm surprised, though having two replies at the same exact second is just telling

yeah see that's why i'm going for a jeep

also camaro/mustang is anti-reliable, especily given the owners

Jeeps are so fucking stupid looking lol. They are slow and ugly. What are they even useful for? Driving over a log? Cool story, bro.

t. miatadriver

Lmao kid you're ridiculous. A mustang is around the same price and can run circles around a jeep. If you're really that self conscious about what you drive then you should just kys.

Jeeps are literally the only good looking SUVs in existence

>I drive ugly feminine cars and am extremely defensive about this
sasuga Veeky Forums

you get what you pay for and you're paying the price of your stinginess by being 'that guy'

now i see why jeep is expensive.

It's the only good option unless you have no self-worth.

>buy faggot/women cars
>I want a jeep
lmao. islander here and out of the thousands of jeeps I see literally 99.9% are driven by housewives. Very rarely will I see a man driving a niggered out one.

literally a chick car.

>buy a miata or a convertible that's somehow more manly than a fucking jeep

Miatas are fag cars too. As are secretary cars like the Mustang.

3/4 truck / workvan or bust desu.

You're autistic as fuck m8. I don't drive any of the cars mentioned and there's no reason to own a jeep if you only drive specifically on paved roads. If you're so fixated on proving your self worth and manliness you would bring your faggot ass into the marshes down there and do some real off roading. At this rate you look like the biggest faggot of them all.

What do you drive kid?

Name one vehicle that is fun and not cringeworhty that isn't a jeep

You can't

>i want to buy
>no buy
t. Veeky Forums

I've already named them. I just drive a Honda shit box because I don't have a problem with my masculinity. I'm actually thinking about getting a wrangler because I actually want to take it off road, not just drive it around on paved roads with everybody else. There is zero benefit to owning a jeep if you do not plan on going off-road, simple as that. Any other reason and you're just some skeleton faggot thinking he'll impress people with "Muh manly vehicle", which in turn will make you seem like an even bigger faggot since you don't actually use it.

Man you're very defensive about your cringeworthy choices in vehicles.

It _remains_ the only acceptable and fun vehicle with a soft top for non-females/faggots

that said a truck is probably a better choice since I like to drive several hours on the freeway on the weekend and apparently jeeps are shit at that, so i'll probably forgo this route and go an acceptable alternative.

and i'll still win my accidents baby

you'd be the one crushed to death in your shitbox should you ever encounter a really bad driver ;^)

what the fuck do you faggots even think is fun about offroading

ahaha oh wow man i totally went over that rock XD lol so fun welp time to do it again and then go back to my boring daily grind


the most you can do is enjoy the ride during the useage of them as what they are- a tool for going from A to B

>trucks are good for cruising on the highway for hours
Fucking kek. You must be the most insecure person on this board. I'm sorry daddy didn't stick around after he knocked up your mom. Maybe if you drove a fast car people wouldn't run over you lmao. Great thread btw.

ahaha oh man the levels of projection on this pathetic board
not to mention pathetic tripfagging

where the fuck do you live lol? i bought my TJ Sahara Edition for 12k€, and cars are usually a lot more expensive here than in the states.

>if you don't drive a feminine car you're insecure

What did he mean by this?

Florida

Why are you on this board if you didn't know this?

>YJ, MJ, TJ, XJ, JK, etc etc

because i'm getting redpilled on vehicles and the best way to do that quickly is shitposting and arguing with NEETs and nerds on Veeky Forums

now i know that i have to look into where i can go offroading around me because the actual truth is i am interested in doing it but the best way to extract info from the internet is being a dick and shitposting and lying about your intentions

you have all played into my hands perfectly

Congrats on finding your post so great you made a thread about it.

Gotta keep your shit board honest

Remember that everyoen on Veeky Forums is subhuman and deserving of your ire

this includes Veeky Forums

I see your motives, your meaning and your damage control inherent in what you do

>i'm a poorfag / NEET / retard and i have to justify violently online my choices

Just gonna be calling you the fuck out and reminding you that what you drive is nothing, you drive a fucking generic vehicle, you aren't a thing, you aren't a person, you have no merit or uniqueness or stand out at all, you are fucking grey in a sea of grey

>I was being an autistic sperg on purpose!
>You have all been fooled!

well, anyways, i loved my TJ. the inline SIXXXX is amazing and its just a cool, nice vehicle.

i hope you find a good deal on one of them, they are worth it and barely lose their value.

Congrats on the 'tism

>I was pretending to be retarded

Damn. I'm not that user but that's fucking sad.
Dude. Jesus.

>fuck i got tricked into providing advise when i just wanted to be a dick 4chanian

you got played, kid

Enjoy being that pixel of grey user, nobody will ever remember you when you die because you never did anything of note, and your choice in vehicles is just a reflection of that

>Bought a new Wrangler on the last day of the year a few years ago - Just under $23k.
>Drove it 3 years and 40k miles, disabled ABS/Traction control, debadged it completely, put a pod filter on, put a $90 eBay muffler on, redlined it daily, did smoky burnouts when it felt right, drove it at 120 mph a few times.
>Sold it back to the same dealership for $20k.

Feels weird.

This is why america needs social healthcare
Autists like this need the help

I loved my 87 cherokee and said when it dies I'd get a wrangler

4 wheel drive is very nice to have in my state.

The cherokee died and couldn't stand the price of wranglers so I bought this

>pic related

>yurocuck NEET thrashing about in autism on multiple threads to satisify the gaping void that is his life
top kek

Yeah no. We all see your posts and your fake-trip kid. You can't talk about autism unironically anymore. Get help.

god what an embarrassing thread. OP you should just delete this

We need social healthcare so people born with diseases and parents of kids who get cancer don't have to go poor just to stay alive. My type-1 diabetes (the skinny ppl diabetes) is expensive as fuck and if they repeal a certain line in Obamacare, then insurance can go back to denying me or charging me 3x more just b/c I have it.

sage because off topic

If you want advice you can just ask for it sperg. The only advice I gave you is to get a mustang or Camaro if you are not offroading, which you vehemently disagreed with. Then you said fuck it I'll get a truck. You received no advice you just acted like a cunt.

>being this triggered

If you're not going to do any offroading just get one of those 2wd wranglers, you'll be called a cuck and made fun of but they're cheap

>choose gas stations

>Asking for advice on Veeky Forums, the land of shitposting, memes and hate

Yeah right, you'll just get the automotive version of le making crystals

Veeky Forums always recommends cars that you get made fun for anyway like convertibles.

Yeah but if anyone finds out its only 2wd you're immediately seen as a poser. Even normies know

>letting your car define you

really made me think.

You didn't get anything anyway. People have you advice and you shat on it to do your own alternate thing. You acheived nothing.

Is there anything like a jeep but not expensive

I just want a box on wheels that I can lift and mod

preferably diesel or can easily swap to a diesel

An old GM short bed single cab pickup

Geo Tracker/Suzuki Sidekick or a Suzuki Samurai

Jeep drivers are assholes anyway. The more money we can take out of Sergio's pockets by turning people off from buying one, the better

Suzuki Samurai, leaf Sprung GM trucks, XJ Cherokee (I know it's a jeep but they don't hold value like wranglers or CJs so they're cheap), Geo Tracker, old kia Sportages

>preferably diesel or can easily swap to a diesel
Pre 2002 Ram heavy duty trucks

>I'm poor and must justify my poverty
That's why you're "that guy".

Dude the jeep is more of a woman car than a mustang/camaro lamo

Any jeep is the ultimate sorority girls and midlife crisis mom mobile

>you're not unique, like ME
>I am UNIQUE. I am a SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE, instantly RECOGNIZABLE with UNIQUE features!
>YOU are GREY. I am a RAINBOW! I am a WINNER! You are a LOSER!

hmm

wow what an abhorrent post. Do you know anything at all about cars? Do you know what company makes jeeps?

This is mind boggling

Holy shit got the salty generic / girls cars faggots really riled up

>Being this assblasted about the fact he is an utterly unremarkable being

Kids inside the spectrum detected

>Being this assblasted

no, user, I am laughing at you. That was a satirical post.

>Yurocuck /n/igger NEET thinks he qualifies as a human being

All looking like good suggestions

Thanks!

Who are you talking to?

>I-im not mad, y-youre mad

Wew lad

>Always
>Unique
>Totally
>Intelligent
>Sometimes
>Mysterious

>Thinking any human is important or remarkable
>Ever
Wew lad.

>>I-im not mad, y-youre mad

This is getting really bad user you have to stop

But I am not european

>American education

>projecting your own autism
Veeky Forums is 5 years behind all other boards

Why do you want a Rubicon when you're not going to do off road? You are buying a wrangler and won't go off-road and you are calling other people fags. You also put your value on the price of the car in an earlier post so why are you only paying 20k you worthless fuck.

His mommy told him he is special

Have you been to r9k?

>He's a thirdie

AhHahahahahahahhahahaa

A
Third
World
Shitskin

An actual subhuman

Presumably a slav subhuman

WEW

In the day and age of /pol/ and /int/ Veeky Forums the thirdie still shows his face

Hiding out on Veeky Forums for his shameful flag

Not the price of the car, the value and uniqueness

There is nothing more subhuman than being just another generic vehicle on the road.

But I am not american???

America isnt third world

>he is not part of the United States Of America, the greatest nation this world has ever seen

LMAO thirdies and yurocucks

>America isnt third world

But yuropoors are 3rd worlders

You can find TJs for a good deal if you look and are patient. I got mine for 10K, 70k miles on it runs like a champ

>Be american
>Get shot

>he's a NEET who wastes his worthless life on Veeky Forums

>Despite this he's still shit at shitposting

>AGH! make it stop!

Lol triggered!

Tacomaworld.com

It's called demand

TFW I own a Jeep and the wife has a miata...

Just buy a fucking k5 blazer (75-99) or ramcharger. Better all around offroad vehicles