Tera General - /terag/

why bending over

So I can enjoy your behind.

SLUT

They need a tank

Hopefully. There is a serious lack of butts in this thread.

and why would you wanna do that

im not a slut!

Is the warrior tanking? Berserker would round out the party with a plate user if you care about balancing gear and such. If not I'd go sorc because sorcs are the best~

I'm going to submit the evidence to mod so you're underage so you can't post until your birthday this month

Because you look yummy, and Elin butts are for all kinds of fun.

I DID IT!
I FINALLY FOUND THIS ASSHOLE!

I got an asshole for you to find.

how do i look yummy? and i guess, but i'll post later!

You're the right size for handling and easy access. Thick enough that you need to be squeezed and spread, but not too thick.

But I won't be here later!

Is it an Elin one?

Who else is

/waitinforvalkyrieg/?

Are you autistic? Who even sits down to make this..?

sura is retarded i think its sura based off the sweetfx

Did you actually, non-ironically buy an inventory expansion?

How are slayers after the patch?

Mid-tier dps, it's great

>that sinking feeling when you realize the only real DPS in an IMS run is your craptacular self

I am too "B-Team" for this amount of adventure.

Hmm should I roll ninja or slayer?

won in kyra's

That's one sad meter

Ninja is a no-brain high-tier dps, slayer is actually fun

Any sluts around I can fap to?

You did your best soldier ;_;7

We seem to have a slut shortage. Here's hoping some drop by.

Lumbertown channel 5

Why don't you become the slut user? Take one for the team.

Any Elins around I can fap to?

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if tft hates comfy so much, why do they talk about it so much

I can repost.

something something autism and obsession.

idk why is comfy in tft discord

somethingsomething autistic admins
something something autistic members
something something baseless hate
something something amounts to nothing
something something tft is stupid

no one cares about your retarded guilds or shitty server

Crafting fucking SUCKS. I just want to make a quatrefoil brooch. Why do I have to make ancient useless gear to pass a dumb test little of which related to the brooch or it's materials?

Having to make 650 skill euipment is retarded as they are outdated and the materials don't drop anywhere. Where am I to get blood of the pirate king dread ingots rageblades in large enough quantities to make shit gear no one will buy just to pass the test?

thats not me!

if only we knew why comfy is in tft's discord

I mean in game

wait no, i worded that first reply wrong so just ignore me please

>MT drama spilling out into the thread AGIAN because TFT is full of attention whoring retards

Jesus christ

it could just be the non-tft in the discord, its not like there isnt a lot of those, most tft dont care about terag anyways

Then post more of your butt.

choa you're a idiot

laaater

u2qt

definitely looks like TFT starting the drama

if its about starting the drama, sure, but i'm talking about who posted it here

definitely looks like some tft

Can someone explain this Comfy vs Touch Fluffy Tail drama to me? I just came into the Discord and noticed it exploding despite hearing that the alliance is still going well.

TFT dislike comfy because 1 admin autistically hates a few members and the rest of the guild are mindwashed by them and the fact that anyone sane and good in TFT drops guild to move to Comfy so they can get actual content done

theres probably just a few select members who are trying to stir something up, probably also posting here to try to make it out to be more than it is

some autists in tft hate cumfy, mainly because an admin hates how theres 'too many normies there' so they shittalk them constantly.

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Nobody really hates comfy that much, it's just CU is INCREDIBLY boring

anyone with half a brain leaves tft cause the people are all cancerous as fuck
mostly the inner circle of faggots with their heads up their asses

>no one hates comfy that much
you'd be surprised

why are you trying to get us kicked out of the alliance though

i really enjoy that free money every week and if we get kicked out before next patch im just gonna try to join ama now, actual content and free money

lol you wouldn't get into ama at all you fucking potato

thats really mean user

>trying
I haven't even done anything
Seems mostly like TFT meming and people in comfy having complexes about everyone hating them honestly.

>the fact that anyone sane and good in TFT drops guild to move to Comfy
not every good player moves, there was only like 1 player who recently left and he only left cause of timezone issues so he can only get content done with comfy

>keep saying you're gonna spawn a tower out in the void to spite
>h-haven't done anything

Which race has the best butts for licking?

elins

its gon, he's always just messing around

I've been saying it since day 1.
Honestly I'm just waiting for somone to take me up on the offer seriously so we can both get banned

I wanna be someones slut

You already are

I'm alone

You could fill them up instead, Elins just seem to always want dick afterall. They are the right size for holding down and forcing your mouth onto, though.

Are they also the best for gangbangs?

Start posting. Convince us.

Well you ain't one.

I wanna be someone's cupcake
I don't actually know if this has a secondary meaning

Why not be a full cake?

lots of cream topping.

In other words, be an Elin and post butt.

Like,

Said. Hope you like bukkake and being overfilled with cum.

>People will never get sick of
woops
I guess I'll never be a cupcake ;_;

no that won't be necessary

>Are they also the best for gangbangs?
of course

>a person who people never get sick of
I wish that was me
really depressing waking up to no (you)'s in discord and only 3 people who have bothered talking to me in the past many months and haven't fully given up on me

Stop being fucking boring then. Also get some pet ladybugs.

If you're not waking up to (you)s in discord, you're not posting enough! Find the person who will mention (you)

>no that won't be necessary

Why? That's an easy way to make sure no one is getting tired of you. Spices things up.

I just mean that in general, no one outside of like, one person, talks to me without me having to talk to them first, and even then I barely get anything back, a sign of me being boring and uninteresting. But I bring it on myself since I'm so self-deprecating, and that tends to make people not want to talk to me in the first place. A vicious cycle of autism.

Stop reminding me of myself, user.

Now who could you be...Is there anyone you really want to talk to user? There has to be at least one person who would enjoy talking to you and the best way to do that is to share something with them

Read a good book so you have something to talk about.

Thus Spoke Zarathustra if you want to culture yourself, even if it will be perceived as edgy.

Peter Watts' Blindsight, if you want some interesting ideas, seriously hard sci-fi, and to learn a bunch of new words while you're at it.

What kind of positions would you even need to employ? Is it practical to double, or triple penetrate an Elin? Or would you have to take turns spit roasting her?

not really, im just generally complaining. I do it a lot without changing myself because, well, im a stereotype I guess. Someone who complains but doesn't put in the effort to do anything about it. I do talk to a few people sometimes, and some of them actually talk back a bit, I just wish I could have more fulfilling relationships. It's all my own issues, obviously, because im just a literal who living with my parents who does nothing all day but sleep in and half-assed search for a job. Anyways, im off to bed, no more complaining for a while from me!

What would /terag/ be like if we were all actually interesting people with fulfilling lives?

>tfw nobody to explore the forbidden zone with you anymore

I'll explore your forbidden zone.

Some people are pissed because a few comfy members act like retards.

>TFT is told to destroy Comfy's tower (after TFT's is broken since god forbids comfy doesn't get silver laurel)
>Some retards start defending and wasting our time

>TFT people fighting Butterfly (an actual enemy guild)
>Comfy comes in and starts attacking TFT.

Sometimes they just randomly come and try to kill us because why not.