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It's actually Selma Hayek. Although technically older than gomez Hayek could be considered timeless; i.e. she'll never die or grow old.

if you're going to hang with us you cant be posting on a phone. and if you actually type like that then you're going to have to stop and type like us

wtf is that how u use a ;

buy lotv next

stop responding to him/her idiots

what's her twitter?

I think its that vampires in the desert movie was jerked off to
what was that 90s movie where the bad guy had a girl tied to a pool table and was about to rape her when the good guy showed up? I would jerk off to that pool table fantasy so much... omo... anally raping tied up girls...

he's also going to have to start drinking every night

Give me your history and I'll leave. I need to know the original reason for this thread, and how it became the way it is.

seulgi

dusk or down under i think

seulgi

gook

I

FEEL

LIKE

SHIT

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

im miserable

lol i get it
;)

we had such popular threads on /v/ moot made Veeky Forums for our generals. our game eventually died out and we're all still here. we have grown to hate sc2. we dont play it... but.. we're here... we made a lot of bad habits. our meta is probably one of the greatest things about us. you cant learn overnight. it has to become a lifestyle if you truely want to learn what we're about

queen elizabeth the second dude!

gang rape involves a lot of sword fighting. not sure if im into that

i learnt that some girls organism from rape

lol girls are freaks

organism

nobody reply to the grammar bait

that's why you fuck their ases

dont reply to the gamer bait either

bit of a retro gamer myself

soooooooooooooooOooooOooOOOOoOooo.......................................

we drinkin?

hmmmmmmmmmmmm...............................
*cracks cold one*

sake

were drinking sake

almost as bad as indie games

boy... I hate thinking about my problems!

im just a baal looking for his tal'rasha

boo

if you drank to forget them you'd be just like me

honestly tinny probably hates alcohol so much because his mother forbids him from drinking it

damn too real *sips rum*

It sounds more like that's your story and not the general as a whole, but it's a reasonable start. It's incredibly fascinating at least. This thread could quite possibly be the greatest tragedy of this website, and almost no one knows about it.

sorry i cant hear you over the chiptune i have on right now

tinny is the worst kinda retarded

the nuisance kind

feel bad for his mommy 2bh..

>2bh

anyone with a functioning brain sees alcohol for the poison that it is. apart from anti freeze there isnt anything more harmful you can put into your body

worded

what about gluten

what about cyanide
or vx

CHECKMATE

worse
new cheerios is gluten free fyi

lookin for somthin to fap to

classic sour grapes

youtu.be/3k2E_56X0OA?t=01m30s
everyone saw this right? tek9

opiates

if youve never done it you should jerk off while lookin into the mirror at least once
then describe your feelings to us after...

sour grapes is just wine and I dont drink, honey

alcohol is an opiate

actually im drinking gatorade again

is drinking honey how you became diabetic

im not diabetic and warm honey was used as medicine 2000+ years ago it is liquid sky gold

how do i tell if i'm diabetic. i havent been to the doctor in a decade. my right big toe is constantly numb and i get really tired after i eat

found a lump on my testicle
its really small but i can feel it lol
going to the hospital tomorrow yikes

taste your piss

if its sweet then youre diabetic

vx string of pearls configuration

there is a growth in my ass that periodically restricts the easy flow of feces from my butthole and tears and bleeds but then it subsides

i think its an hemmorid

let us know if your nurse is cute

taste your piss

if its sour then it's cancer

we're healthy here

we like to have a few drinks every night but we're tip top

i did it when i was like 13 i was wearing my moms bra too

stewie2k...

taste your piss

if its salty its a hemorrhoid had to auto correct that one

lol

a GOD

don't squeeze your poops out hard going hngggggg, just sit there relaxing and let gravity slide them out

first you steal mommies bra... then you grow up and steal her wine..

unpack gook

the life of a tranny

that idiot elroy thinks were like a zoo exhibit
come gawk at the scvees! aww arent they so tragic?

stewie2k? what ever happened to that twitch streamer who accidentally searched his windows start button for "10" or something, and the file "10 year old gets assfucked" showed up for a second? remember that? wild

guys can we stop posting so fast i look away for like 10 mins and there are 80 posts

i think that was randomrambo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4

ruined his own life in an instant
thank you internet

imagine being a famous streamer and all the access to underage puss ud have

its weird to think that there are people out there who dont hate themselves

i prefer big girls thanks

we dont want that here

i wanna have s*x with tingting

idk it might be nice to experience "first love" and all that...

yea we do. little girls aren't fit for being mommies

+1

im not gay

same desu

sc2: VR

sojin...