/elyg/ - Elysium General

Why do people always think servers are bad and new servers will be good and the solution to everything? I've been playing in private servers since wotlk came out and every single time it's the SAME story.

>oh my god look at server X it'll be amazing look at that youtube video it'll fix all our problems fuck our current server
>small playerbase migrates
>server X turns out to be utter shit and fails
>eventually after 15 times this shit a good server comes out and actually gathers people
>is not at all fucking different from the old server
>people join to start fresh and have new characters
>oh my god look at server Y it'll be amazing look at that youtube video it'll fix all our problems fuck our current server

Rinse and repeat. Every fucking time.

By the way, no server with an established playerbase ever dies until it becomes literally unplayable. Severs have only died because of:

>playerbase diminishing to where dungeons/raids/pvp aren't possible AT ALL
>so much disconnects, lag and game issues it's literally impossible to play
>stupid dev decisions like merging/restarting/changing server stuff

No server ever dies because it becomes shit and there's others on the horizon. Because every semi-intelligent person knows the shit is the same shit you'll get in the one on the horizon and everywhere else.

I want to fuck that elf.

all of you people quitting for hellground please give me your accounts/gold

tia

You can fuck my elf.

selling names

Puddi - $50
Madti - $50
Babymetal - $5

I've actually asked him about that, apparently, it's his son that did that. And then he died IRL, and since it's the only thing he's ever done noteworthy, his dad now runs around spamming about it. He says it's all he has to be proud of anymore.

Babymetal 5$? Rude....

but I got my own name this time

>LUMIKARU IS TAKEN
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You should tell him there is nothing to be proud about and he should probably kill himself because he raised such a disapointment of a son who even managed to die sitting home 24/7.

Is lumi lums lums on?

>in queue

Is it worth it to take the time to actually download this? Or is this server just going to die a week after I start playing

>download TBC client
>make account
>sit through the cinematic to get hype up
>see the tbc login portal for the first time in years
>make a blood elf and watch through the intro cinematic for added immersion
>mfw

Shitpost and wait for crestfall friendo. Laugh at trannydrama and relax. Don't burn yourself out here.

I wish

Is crestfall going to be the new nost or something?

Yes. No mangos shit, 5k pop-cap. VPNs banned (no chink farmers), actually good team working on it for years now.

>this rank 13 gear nerf on Anathema
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PVP KEKS IN FLAMES
PVE BULLS WIN AGAIN LMFAO

Alright cool. Whats the ETA? I'm just sorta bored and have some free time to throw at a private server again

mid december maybe feb 2018

> Whats the ETA?
Never.

2017. That's it. Realistically earliest summer or late 2017. If you feel like playing vanilla level on Elysium till then but don't burn yourself out.

How did he die? :(

>/elyg/
>it's all about the new tbc server

Elsium cucks are finished!
I'M A HELLBULL NOW!

well I want to play dorf warrior so that might be a good idea

Elysium and Crestfall would run on the same game client right? I mean like I won't have to redownload

Is karu karu on??

>blue gear unchanged

watch it globalist winter bear!!!!

What the fuck?

Who /queuecuck/ here?

>hellground has a 3k player limit to reduce lag

I could kill myself using your edge user.

So how long will it be for Crestfall to go TBC?
Will it be from the start or some time after?
I just wanted to play a bl priest to begin with but I had to deal with playing a human here on Elysium.
Not sure if I would have time to get enough of my priest experience and chill down, so I would be interested to play a priest again.

>Dies 70% into Onyx
>Doesn't even have buffs

How did I even get attuned?

delete your WDB folder and check it

>paladin
>alliance
thats how

>ony drops vis'kag
>it instantly goes to Sylviee (the already best geared rogue with full dal'rend set)
>no discussion or roll on it

this is so fucking stupid

I have no fucking words. Good time to quit I guess, I wasn't playing much anyway.

best geared as in was handed it or best geared as in actually put in work

Do you really have to ask? This is a Veeky Forums guild we're talking about

he actually put in work and runs tons of instances, always brings consumes, always tops meters.
/guildie

Daily reminder that Hellground, Elysium, and Crestfall will blow.

Tauri-WoW gamers where you at?

as in got lucky as fuck RNG

>Choker is both a Paladin and Priest item

Why are you so obsessed with this guy? He's a mediocre player and attention whore. If you keep talking about him it just makes him more annoying.

tfw you wanna do a good work with the healing after underperforming last raid but you forget to take off your pvp gear

>died in p2

shut the fuck up shittykaru

i'm not karu idiot

>all the shitposting about healers is done by Samfu

noted

i don't usually post here
but nice logic

@Moh
You didn't give me choker, now HellGround is my new best friend...

shut the fuck up samfu

>trandate of heaven actually lets non-dwarf Priests get to raid.

If I lead the guild I would've gkicked anybody who is a human or night elf priest to be frank.

we can only hope

Don't bully samfu that's my waifu.

Probably autism.

...

?????????

>Be me, Puddi.
>Kill myself to make the world a better place.
>be forgotten.

What DID he mean by this?

>I NEED THE CHOKER!

Someone post that graph with Paladin choker upgrade vs priest choker upgrade.

PUDDI GOD

Puddi has begged for weeks to just JOL just so she can brag about how good she is

pathetic desu

>died in p2

>she

Puddi is a guy

Puddi is a girl dude

>begs for jol for week
>they let pouncy do it
>pouncy doesent want it.
>they give it to puddi.
>Puddi posts stats and brags on thread how "good" he is.

really makes you think.

Whats with the Copper Vein spawns on this server wtf?

realmplayers.com/RaidStats/RaidOverview.aspx?Raid=63186

>best geared rogue
>gets vis'kag instantly
>98 dps
>under 2 other rogues

pouncy doesn't have the JoL talent, I did, so I was assigned to JoL by baby

pretty simple, I came 2nd and sometimes 1st on almost every boss / overall in that MC too (raidstats though lol)

>100% attendance

They assigned it to me (pouncy) first, but since I don't care about it i never bothered to spec thowards it.

I'll make sure to respecc for next raid then pat myself on the back in the thread after.

>log in
>see this
What are you autists doing?

>loot council guilds
You never learn Veeky Forums, you never learn.

>madness of heaven

Is my lumi-cookie on?

>horde plebs don't know about our ancient chinese secret
lmao (laughing my arse off!)

It's more efficient to assign JoL to someone with the JoL talent, is that hard to understand or something? Can you point out where in this thread I've "pat myself on the back" or are you trying to instigate something?

they are attacking uc

>use up 4 charges on Wizard Oil
>put it up on the AH for pull price
Who /devilish/ here?

How do you warlock?

I never warlocked before.

I put got 5/5 improved corruption now what do I do?

>runs tons of instances

he got dal'rends in one fucking UBRS run and rogues ALWAYS top the meters easily. (he was 16th on this ony, and he wiped us by early pulling ony on our first attempt)

anyone?

Is hellground hype?

He deserved it.

M I S C H I E F

No its old HG

>because I say so

sure thing.