/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

How do I fix shit framerate and stuttering when using self radio?

Maybe for a truck or something that is meant to go offroad, like the rally cars. Anything that is staying on pavement I'm lowering.

Enjoy crashing into kerbs.

I've never had this issue outside two of my Benny's cars and those have adjustable suspension anyway.

play scatman for 3 hours, heard it helps with stutters

According to who, you?

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tfw the snapmatic posters stopped posting and now the only way snap can get his dopamine hit when 'ctrl-f'ing his name is if he posts it himself

*farts*

I only get it once a month. Better than nothing famalam

reminder that cat is a slut

>Played with Xbox crew for a while
>Did other things for a few weeks
>Return to Xbox for Doom 4 and Ghost Recon beta
>Everyone is doing other shit and never on GTA

I did this to myself. I will endure the consequences.

No!
I'm simply open to friendly interactions.

>Enjoying myself listening to Roundabout on Los Santos Rock when suddenly and the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon

Fuck whoever decided to add this song to GTAV.

Yes. Lowered suspension makes cars in this game spin out and mishandle on slight bumps far more easily.

[citation needed]

Lowering suspension affects different cars differently, and some get a handling benefit from being lowered by a step or two. I'm guessing you were just an idiot and tried lowering everything all the way.

your dad doesn't play video games user
your dad doesn't even look at you anymore

at least its not weeb shit
youtube.com/watch?v=jjzCFOScamc

I was really disappointed with Soulwax selection of songs.

It's even worse when you consider how good Electro-choc is

>no drum and bass radio
whyyyyyyyy

Americans don't listen to drum'n'bass.

We're just now getting into shitty 90's house music

Anyone from the Busta days still around?

Playing Day-Z mod in San Andreas Online. The release of gta5 killed it sadly.

because fuck you,thats why
now shut up and enjoy el sonditio
youtube.com/watch?v=t3K2HwDX5jk

Last call for Returning Player content unlocks. Please message cumsalad in the discord channel. Last day is tomorrow!

discord.gg/UuXVT99

Actually, the only thing getting locked off tomorrow is character transfers. I still think you can link accounts and get the goodies

cumsalad is a true hero of this gang
and deserves all dat extra cream in his salad

fuck you, the boss makes the best salads

I buy them in plastic containers premade, desu.

want some snakes in your salad user?

What are they looking at Veeky Forums?

They're just trying to avoid looking at the colossal fuck up that is Lester

They're looking at Paige who is publicly urinating.

Can we expect at least one new car this Tuesday?

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Ah, if that's the case, I'll keep doing it periodically then. It was my understanding that no more linking could happen.

I fucking love these image macros. They remind me of the Wikipedia exploitables. Gonna have to build a folder of these.

a reflection

plymouth voyager when?

I need muh /comfy/ red interior.

join the official discord for blater bod

>asking for another useless van
sure,rockstar is so concerned that they will add it immediately right after providing anti-cheat system,giving everyone a billion of dollars and a pony

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>Custom, Hand-made fan

>Buy-Overwatch

I don't get it.

the military update needs to include the mobile oppression palace

Disable Auto Scan

Name is ohnoidied

Can I join the PC crew plz

havent seen the movie but the word "brokeback" has a very gay vibe
Whats it about?

>red
>comfy

invite me to the pc crew you faggot cucks or ill rek you ingame

sc:
TheRaB8iT

About to buy Maze Bank Tower, any reason that Rockstar might discount the CEO buildings any time soon or should I just buy it?

They just did a few weeks ago so it's unlikely to come back for a long time.

Gays

Make sure you have enough money for a car warehouse afterwards, they're on sale currently.

I agree entirely.

>they're on sale currently
Hmmmmmmmmmm are you sure?

Where can I see the daily/weekly sales currently running?

best hatchback in the game boys?

Bestia

>its a tail the little seoul gangsters in an orange kuruma episode

You mean the garage things that cost 2 million?

bestia for style, handling
blista compact for CUTE
pigalle for a hatchback that can be used in compact races

You mean a "blow up the kuruma and start another source mission" episode?

who is this semen demen?

Is there a pc gtag lobby currently up?

thats so basic bitch

>log your jog online
they must have had a lot of accidents there, seems harsh at first but understandable

Which vehicle warehouse should I buy if I don't want to be flooded by shitters?

>try to solve out why my game keeps crashing
>file a ticket with G* saying the warehouse version of the game runs smooth except it dies all the time
>first reply is an "auto" post talking about character transfer
>second reply is a "genuine human bean" saying shit about the steam version

for fucks sake

The only good thing about Tampa thefts is finding out they look pretty good blacked out.

the cheapest one

>load into gtao
>source vehicle
>its a kuruma mission

how poetic after i posted that.

catower

Is the cheapest really the best one?

>matte

Yes

the cheapest one by the spics is the worst one
the best one is by the marina

>no sex with hats on

Yes, and?

Worse sourcing mission ever. Mostly my fault

>obtain car pulled over by police
>3 star wanted level
>call lester to remove
>cop pulls illegal u-turn and I crash into him
>3 star wanted level
>forfuckssake.jpg
>loose them in the storm drains and hide in tunnel
>Leave tunnel and run over a cop who had wondered in
>3 star wanted level
>go back into storm drain tunnel and wait out the wanted level
>proceed to vehicle warehouse
>take corner too fast near la nessa and accidentally drift into some mexican gang
>map lights up with red dots and take fuck tonne of damage
>round the corner to safety
>15k in damages

for years now there's been an autistic poster that always replies with
>matte
whenever they see a matte painted car
they get triggered hard and then sperg for a few hours, let's see if he does it now

>Player with a bounty at downtown LS Customs
>Parked his Ruiner right outside the door to block people
>Slip in on a Vortex
>Immediately exit
>Spawn out in the middle of the parking lot
>He's standing next to his car aiming at the garage door
>Shoot him in the back of the head
>"u wot m8"

>sniper
I miss you

>car warehouse next to beaners
deserved it

First the rage about matte. Then spaces between paragraphs.

What next? Doing entire missions in armoured karuma? Pfft

am I able to trade one of my warehouses in for a different one? I don't like having my car warehouse in little Mexico but I'm not going to bother trading up if I can't trade the existing one in because its a ton of money to get a new one

yes, get the one by the marina

the little mexico warehouse is the worst and cheapest and nearly all of gtag has it
so dumb

Keep it there. You might accidentally drift into some and get shot to shits like i did.

To be honest theyre no problem unless your retarded around them

>Customizing a Mamba
>Custom Roof adds an extended front bumper
>????
>No way to get the bumper without using the custom roof

Why the fuck do they do shit like this?