/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

so who wins nuke?

I'm working a ten hours shift with the fucking flu, I want to kill myself

how the fuck would he even hack you fucking retard, there are cameras fucking everywhere, they cant install programs, etc

fuck off

Valve tournament winners wont ever be banned, the shitstorm would be too great
see flusha, he was immune because he won a major previously

Astralis

>le flusha hacks meme

back to reddin you go la

i have a girlfriend and my mom came to visit me, bo3 would have been much better

astralis

and you are making at least $10/hr. I live in second world country and making literally like $1.3/hr

i have work tomorrow too retard but i'm not fat so i don't have to sleep 12 hours a day

>being a Eurofag

heh

the games started at 9:30 am for me, it wont even be night time by the time its ov er

>la
fuck off with your /sp/ memes la

>tfw your mom sends you 600 bucks because you are running low

sorry we didn't accommodate you normalfuck

>b-but my MOMMY!

kill yourself faggot lmao

>mfw I will never be a superior Dane
>mfw I don't have a face

imagine being this fucking autistic

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jesus christ why even bother to live
what do you work with and where? I'm doing menial factory work in Sweden and get 15 yurobucks an hour

>tfw heaton wins mästarnas mästare

Good night Astralis

why is niko so fat?

>Wanting to eb a fucking dog

>dude everyone must conform to my scheduled meeting time with my mommy

lmao and we're the autistic ones

>jesus christ why even bother to live
I have an EU citizenship too so I'm planing to emigrate if it doesnt get better.

>what do you work with and where?
I work in small local casino and my salary is 250e + ~50e tips, but im doing almost nothing for 8 hours since there are no so many people. And its not just my job, I have a friend working in local official Siemens factory and he gets like 400e with overtimes but he works his ass off.

shut it autismo

human gear hormone

>go for a run
>come back and shower
>faze cucks getting btfo

rofl

what country

something happened, not sure what

Fyi gotards
BlackpoisoN aka the singular decent player in South Afrika is coming Merica. Bet he joins Optic.

Balkan.

>americucks are about to get BTFO by mkembe mutumbo who has a grand total of 13 other players to practice with at 350 ping

how can whitebois even compete?

Being able to afford food. YNk get fat too

money

mouse was probably paying him in shoes or whatever Bosniggers need

now he can finally eat

hes joining CLG, he'll be irrelevant

>gotards cucked by danes

hes white. he practices in real life defending the bombsite (his house) from african raiders

niggers BTFO

He got fat in mouz, they feed in bratwürst

really? whats up with clg picking up these refugees?

Fuck the whole of bravado

>BO5 GF
MY
FUCKKING
GIGASIDES
G O T A R D S

twitter.com/blackpoisoNcs/status/838444745479290880
CLG already has an IGL too

agree

should be bo7

Bo4 would work better to be honest.

What the fuck. Didnt this game start 3 hours ago? How is it going still

wow xyp9x's """"""""gamesense"""""""" sure seems natural

>Astralis wins 2 maps
>Faze wins next two

Who takes home the series?

twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/838491069474013185

>kio 1-12

30 minute breaks between each half

yeah and in case of a tie play one more map
much better than this bo5 garbage

in map 2 Niko got "accidentally" VACbanned...apparently it was som glitch as per the commentators but it froze the tournament for like 45mins...

Ahh. Ok

Top kek. I'm sure that wont be investigated later only to be proven as a real ban

I miss the days when kio was blatantly hacking along with cuckly

Now he's trying to be clean and it's just not working baka

Obviously Faze, since they're an european team and Poland is a member of the EU.

>investigated later only to be proven as a real ban

LOL maybe..it was fuckin weird

Did he just slap a fish into a George Forman? That looks disgusting. I wouldn't even try clean it, just dump the whole thing.

if u didnt have these as a teenager ur not a real gamer

discuss

if u didn't have one of these u were and forever will be a scrub

if astralis takes pistols its gg tbqh

i had these

now i have this

>gaymer

>>>leddit

>buy pistols against rifles
>win

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>that had potential

At no point did he have a fuckin chance there...

if he headshot kio allu would be dead tbqh

Matches should be BO4 so both teams have a chance to win.

OPEN THE DOOR

GET ON THE FLOOR

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gg 16-10 faze wins

So how will they nerf the deagle?

We all know Valve will only be satisfied when every round is 100% tec-9s

Only the comfiest for me

Twitch mods putting emote-only mode when score's 9-11 for the muslim terrorist emote.

top kek

should have got some nongay looking sennheisers

this cant be happening

im in charge here

why does xyp9x remind me of this fucker?

This map is fucking shit

how come they dont sell those blue zowie mousepads anymore?

because benq has gone full retard since they bought out zowie and they hate money

i lovsmix
twitter.com/smixity/status/838482327143661570

>another dm ruined by awps and deags

Nate has won all of his gold nova 3 games so far

GN4 soon fellow gocart!

t. Autismstralis

she is perfect

why do the danes keep shooting their teammates

Lol

THE PROBLEM

N I N J A

ASSTRALIS TILTED

GOD ALLU

>manlet trying to stay relevant
*yawn*

GG FAZE