Yeah, wife is lucky

Bumps and bruises cuts and scrapes. Talk about being blessed.

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*blunts and land cruisers

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>land cruiser
You wot?

Judging from your surroundings, she may have been better off if it were fatal.

What the fuck happened? I need a little bit of context here.

Seriously though damn, she got really fucking lucky that was a field and not pavement.

Open up some champagne, cuddle and make sweet love OP.

nice driving numbnuts

did she died?