Yeah, wife is lucky

Bumps and bruises cuts and scrapes. Talk about being blessed.

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*blunts and land cruisers

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>land cruiser
You wot?

Judging from your surroundings, she may have been better off if it were fatal.

What the fuck happened? I need a little bit of context here.

Seriously though damn, she got really fucking lucky that was a field and not pavement.

Open up some champagne, cuddle and make sweet love OP.

nice driving numbnuts

did she died?

was she stuntin' on the farm or some dumb shit

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I was taking my F-150 to a transmission shop for repair. She was following behind me. Back left tire blew out. The guy that was following behind her said she had it under control until she hit the mud it immediately flipped over.

She's okay, sore cuts and bumps Was the extent of her injuries.

Remember always buckle up.

a fucking miata rolls better than that, christ

american garbage cars

>Bumps and bruises cuts and scrapes
Damn it, SUV drivers deserve death.

>F150 needs repair owner can't handle on own
>Ranger blows a tire and rolls over a dozen times

Never buy a Ford 1980 or newer that isn't a Super Duty.

>tire blow out

thats what happens when you dont replace your tires when they are old and worn

>Exploder rolled

SSDD

04 f150 Trans is under warranty from a rebuild. No need for me to touch it.

When she isn't so sore....

>Under control
>Drive off the road fast enough to flip over

Pick one

Or busted a belt somewhere, is the likely culprit. Tires were better than 50%


Shit happens

Moral of the story is wear your seatbelt.

>2004
>already needed a rebuild twice
>now the other Ford is totaled thanks to the first Ford being exceptionally shitty

Why do you torture yourself?

>Talk about being blessed.
Blowing a tire and rolling over doesn't sound like good luck or positive blessings to me.

She walked away from it. Also got herself out before police/ambulance showed.

If you're going to label this as luck, the entire situation seems more like bad luck threatening more serious injury.

I dunno. I don't think people should feel societal pressure to consider costly incidents good things.

>lucky

That depends on if you love her anymore or not.

Otherwise she's just a dumb bitch who can't drive like every other woman

lol my mom blew out a tire on a chevy G20 van with 2,000 lbs of extra bullshit inside on a dirt road and managed to bring it to a stop safely. tell your live-in GF to git gud

God bless

> had it under control until she hit the mud it immediately flipped over.
Women Drivers

Holy shit, is your wife Ace Ventura?

That's a crime if it was in the USA.

"I herd u was talkin shit"
"Like, I wuldnt find out"

>blows tire
>looses control
Of course its her fault

>implying they got life insurance

How the fuck do you flip a car after blowing a tire. Literally just slow to a stop.

*swooce*

>topheavy memebarge
>rolls like a fuckin barrel with a single tire blowout
>will most likely continue to believe SUV's are safe because she survived a rollover.

I don't even

There's the matter of intent. If one just flies into your path, no crime.

These shits like to sit in a tree next to the I-405 and wait for road kill. This will happen to them soon.

Slamming on brakes to slow down and sharply cutting the wheel to pull over.