/gwt/ - Gwent: The Witcher Card Game General - Shoop in Shop Edition

Deep down you know it's true

>jan calveit's secret agents
>superior ascended tier
pick both

you got half of it right

>trying to maintain winrate with reveal nf

>trash tier - twitter memes

>implying i wouldn't fuck all of your shitty decks with my reveal nilf

Hey, if anyone's looking for a Gwent discord (also Witcher in general) I just made one.

It's supposed to be a Veeky Forums discord mainly and obviously it is dead right now, but I think with the game growing it might be worth it eventually.

discord.gg/QgTwkRw

>tfw I play Tuirseach/Whale memes

>discord
Fuck off retard. Stop shilling your garbage memeservice

>discord
fuck offf, take this reddit shit out of me gwent

i reached 4068 with calviet, i am fucking proud

TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT

Everytime someone plays yen i just pass :^)

Even in round 3?

It's garbage m8.
I try to make it work because it's fun but let's not kid ourselves

sometimes :3

cute :)

How nice of you

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@170208431
fuck you lad, you got me.

Now we will see who is weak!

>Xbox player
>XxX in his name
>level 28 stuck at rank 4 with a full netdeck for some reason

Console babies will be the death of this game

I never GG console peasants.

>tfw too intelligent not to play calveit leto combo nf
it truly is the most cerebral deck

What's so cerebral about pure RNG decks?

>letho>dbomb>calveit>decoy>letho>treason
most patrician combo

There is nothing wrong with discord honestly, and as long as it doesn't turn into a circlejerk it's a perfectly comfy place to discuss and play together.

t. discord dev and tripfag

>There is nothing wrong with discord honestly
no fuck off

>and as long as it doesn't turn into a circlejerk
every discord is a circlejerk

>playing Northern Realms

youtube.com/watch?v=nOr0na6mKJQ

discords can be nice, but sadly Veeky Forums is a shithole and its filled with beta orbiters. Every discord will turn into a cancerous circlejerk.

I jumped on the pavetta meme express while it's hot, bretty fun desu. I loved ye olde "consume" monsters but current nekker spam doesn't do it for me and neither do dorfs or discard skellige despite me also really enjoying that archetype in the old days when Bran was dogshit and crach was the only half decent SK leader. Morvran cow control has been my main for a while but I think I have my alternative for the moment.

humans are not to be trusted

Polish voices when?

never, English VA is superior.

Polish Voorhis is so much better

Polish voices are much closer to the actual book characters. Geralt isn't some epic hero like his english voice makes him, but an asshole faggot like the polish dub.

His English voice doesn't make him an epic hero at all

>radovid_mirror_match.3gp
next patch until april, fuck...

I'm the boss of this melee row

use the Yrden!

>next patch until april, fuck..
source?

Is there anything more satisfying than pushing in Dwarf Shitters?

>Guy does his Mahakam Guard,
>kill him off with Sile
>Plays another one
>Kill him with Roche
>Plays his last one
>Scorch his 8 unit, let him keep his dwarf
>Let him get the single dwarf up to 26
>Bekkers twisted Mirror swapping with my prize winning cow
>Kill the last dwarf off with Radovid's leader ability
>mfw I Proceed to shit on him for the rest of the game

>playing sile instead of myrtebrakke

what are you, poor?

>cow

oh, yeah, you are... have fun meming your way with the mirror user

anyone here listen to the witcher audio books? is peter kenny good? thinking of giving them a listen while i play because i've never read them.

just met some user who used pic related on his own row thinking it was a hawker smuggler, keks were had, sorry user, reading the cards you play is important

*hawker support, he used it like a support

see so many more smugglers than supports these days

>tfw too intelligent for weather monsters

>tfw too intelligent for 3 out of the 5 factions

>not playing True Neutral

>Evil is evil, lesser, greater, middling - makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definition blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all.

I's a war veteran! spare me a crown?

i browse /r9k/

Ordev will triumph, he must triumph!

fuck off ordev, don't you have more decks to steal?

*aims for your knee*

*teleports behind you*

>I got 8 to 10 power
>you got 5 minus 5 and have three golds left

man, that is such a shit card right now

this needs to banish cards from the board no matter what boarder

PSA: when playing Pavetta into rain, she remains a 6 for the duration of her ability

Is that the live action witcher series?

Banishing would be too good op.
Assasination is going to be a very difficult card to balance either way.
It'll be either too good or too shit.

>armor not with spikes
shit series

Back to wow, babby.

>he didn't read the books
back to school, kiddo

nilf isnt good so how could one that one card be "too good"

lern2read m8. I said it's going to be very difficult to balance because of the nature of that type of card.

just make it say " u win a round" and nilf still be tertiary tier faction

bump

Morvran control is on the cusp of being top tier, rot tosser, draw cards with foreknowledge, the sheer value of the other bronzes are all that good, just slightly inconsistent enough to be beaten out by reliable braindead row stacking right now

alternative card art when?
patch when?
open beta when?
a purpose in my life when?
gf when?
happiness when?
kms when?

Rate/hate/contemplate

Help me improve my deck, currently at rank 8. Aiming for reveal, feels like I shouldnt add any spies since it would weaken the reveal part.

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to rank up, abandon reveal, invest your scraps elsewhere

but what do I know, I can't break above rank 12

I have been using a SK discard deck, but have gotten bored of it. Gonna see if I can make it work.

also
>5 silvers

Vanhemar is your boy for reveal. Personally I would probably, when possible, drop geralt for Tibor and yenn and ciri for vilgefortz and skellen, those guys will get you Vanhemar. Maybe keep ciri since tibor puts you down a card and vilge isn't as good with emhyr, but then again cahir isn't that good with emhyr since emhyr is shit even in his own archetype

reveal is a meme deck

>5 silvers
Yeah I fixed that.

Yeah I feel like it isnt really working. I am gonna look over the deck a bit later today. Thanks for the advice user.

no problem. I do find it funny that in a row stacking meta NG, who literally have Heymaey Skald of their own, can't get in on the action. I really tried to meme together something, and it actually surprisingly went undefeated somehow for a long stretch but just fell flat on its face too often.

>playing casual
>radovid with half deck gold
simply eric

>Play xarthisius on radovid
>see the remaining 3 golds because NR has the best topdecks by decree of the gods
>goodbye borkh, see you soon vernon

Why the fuck do the tryhards play the autism cancer decks on casual. Fuck off.

They want to be just like their favourite livestreamer!

Any last words?

>Is there anything more satisfying than pushing in Dwarf Shitters?

Pushing in Monster consume shitters. Far worse.

Just send in the Fog patrol and an ancient fuglet

why is coral even in Skellige

>last round
>only have a blue stripes scout, alzur's thunder and Stennis in my hand
>play Stennis
>opponent forfeits

he was thinking you had vilemtrenteretnerkejrmsdkhtkjth I guess

Crazy that people will assume the worst and just forfeit over that instead of see the round through
They just want to be MLG and super pro, don't they?

>it's a 5 matches against dwarfs in a row episode

Human Borkh card when?