/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

I'm working on it. Right now i'm trying to fix this

>Hang in there kitten.jpg

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ok!!

i.imgur.com/Jr5i7UO.jpg

what happened to her clothes.

when is she gonna breed with a stronk nord husbando

All the good nord husbandos are taken.

Not really.

see

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who is taken besides snek?

Good, good. I don't want any goatginas ruining my screenerinoes

Probably never.

>be doin some ass quest in the forest
>sprintin casually
>suddenly bear runs next to me
>start cuttin like crazy
>realize he didnt even attack me
he just wanted a runnin mate, now i feel bad
Thanks Trump.

so snake is the only good nord husbando ?

Looks good

>Cheats on Yarti
>Good
Not really.

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why not

le witty post circa 2017

When did that happen?

le acknowledgement of your witty post circa 2017 + 1 minute

Theo

>what happened to her clothes.
They got dirty and she didn't have time to go to the dry cleaners so she had to wear this!

That happened 6 years before he met Yarti though.

Snake fucked Theo? Damn.

But...How old are the kids?

Theo is 16, he's just a manlet. The twins are 8.

Theo was just a kid back then

Name your top 7 husbandos!

snake
snake
snake
snake
snake
snake
snake

ow my dick

Ulfric the slayer

*farts*

all me

there are like 4 husbandos that post and they are all nord presets

Post ur husbando then

what's the current consensus on Holds the City Overhaul? I enjoy using it, but it feels a little too big and bloated at times. Then again, it's one of the few mods that actually makes Falkreath and Dawnstar tolerable

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Leave.

this is unironically my favorite meme

>he's just a manlet
All you people setting your scales 1.98 like damn

I missed this guy.

No.

Have to consult the rosters for this since they are a rare sight.
Amon
Traveler
Heiko
Harath
Bohan
Wilhelm
Vlad

It's a buggy piece of shit, and it makes the cities look really out of place.

Try this out if you ever want to try something different: pastebin.com/6Kyvy6h5

Snakestone is set to 1.02 and the follower is 1.00 for now.

Haar
Orthal
Veit
Bohan
Mastirus
Aylen
Ak'Chazar

Stop being a fag.

Even if we weren't you're still an underdeveloped manlet.

One of the worst things about Dwemer dungeons is how unsatisfying it is to kill the automatons

All Husbandos are great in their own special way!

Big words coming from a man with a hairless chest.

You sure love to drink their cums.

Don't make fun of my condition.

Why did you rape a married man? Does he even know you raped him?

I wish Ava would rape me to be perfectly honest

Doesn't look like rape too me: imgur.com/a/rRPCe

blood is thicker than water, it's best you remember that

Anyone know of any mods that add tower shields that aren't hideously overdesigned?

>Ava will never run her tongue all over your passed out body

Do you think snek put a bun in that goats oven?

I'd rather look like me than a full-grown potato.

Tony
Bohan
Heiko
Amon
Deoradhan
Haar
Varen

All enemies in Skyrim are unsatisfying to kill

>Got an arrow in the butt
>Want to take a screenshot
>Arrow disappear

Veit looks very mangled up there. kek

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/72033/?

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=449001379

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/40604/?

nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/34433/?

You are a full-grown potato.

nyeeh

I've looked at all of those before. Currently using BDYEB but I was hoping there was some secret collection of plain thin tower shields hidden somewhere.

I don't think you guys know what SAINT means

>Tee-hee i'm not a slut!

Are you the new lewd dunmer? Guess in this case, lewd goat.

"a person acknowledged as holy or virtuous and typically regarded as being in heaven after death."

Not very lore friendly.

Off the top of my head I can think of far more than 7.
Sackman
Midras
Varen
Tony
Galen Brown Bosmer
Joe
Veit
Bohans Goblin
Herceril
Aylen's Uncle - The cheesy one.
Vlad
Ra' Blonde human
Brave's Mer Man

>Go through huge imgur file to get names when most people know who I am referring to.

No.

SHOULD I TRY PHENDRIX SPELLS

IS PHENDRIX SPELLS GOOD

>Saint
Slutty Alloyed Indecent Nymphomanic Tramp

Didn't know we had a Joe

Jo'sien, I'm guessing?

>Joe

Yes, Its Jo'sien. I'm sorry, my memory is terrible, even on topics I enjoy.

Hircine, sorta

First of all, name one slutty Dunmer and you can't
That was nice, but not lore friendly

If she were blessed by a divine, I could see being a saint making sense.

>name one slutty
>you can't

>*slutty dunmer

>name one slutty Dunmer
Vivec

All dunmer women are sluts when they enter their mating phase

If I'm a slut, then you are too Prest

a false prophet

Doesn't count

They aren't animals

>If I'm a slut, then you are too Prest
Not one single penis has been in or around Prest at any time in history

>Ada looking at the post.jpg

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What freckle mod do you use

The thumbnail and the actual image aren't hosted on the same server.

At the time i used the 2k verison, but now I use the 4k version: nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/52841/?

what does that even mean

>You look new I'm new too. I think we could be friends.
How about no.

At first glance it seemed like he had sparkly eyes.

>lolessential
>Can't report him to Solitude guards
Great rpg you got there Todd