/simg/ - Simulation Games General

Field Modifications Edition


Previous Sortie: A thread for all vehicle simulation games: racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, anything else sims which do not have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals.

>Extra attention grabbing search terms
/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/

>TeamSpeak
ts3.nogf.moe

>Steam group
steamcommunity.com/groups/SimulationGamesGeneral

>Website
simg.nogf.moe

>BMS download links
pastebin.com/2CDSgvZq

>Air, Land and Sea pastebin
pastebin.com/aN1f84Db

>Repository of various aviation related material
drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B3EQDvufMNdeTUh4SE9WV0txa0E&usp=drive_web

>Link to this OP text
docs.google.com/document/d/1eaAdM0Hyu3WwDTyilKPxsbQYK9L2NVPoDIZ5vYD6TLw/edit?usp=sharing

>Example of welcome games
Falcon BMS, DCS World, Rise of Flight, IL-2, Combat Helo, Microsoft Flight Simulator, X-Plane, Euro truck sim, Assetto Corsa, rFactor 2, Live for Speed, SAM Simulator, Steel Beasts Pro, Steel Armor: Blaze of War, Enemy Engaged: Comanche vs Hokum, Silent Hunter, Train Simulator, Farming Simulator 201X, OMSI 2, DiRT Rally, Ship Simulator.

>Example of non-welcome games
Ácé Cómbát, Wár Thúndér, Wórld óf _____, Ármá 1-3, Thé Síms, Sím Cíty, Góát Símúlátór

1st for dead aryans

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What's the F-16 loss from?

make a thread with this as the op

A 29 popped one over Yugoslavia IIRC.

holy fuck thank based senpai
i'll save and repost this in every bread.


S L A V S H I T s

D E S T R O Y E D

uh, no. The Mig-29 has never killed any other fighter.

You have been blessed by Kuznetscat

Your SeaFlanker will be blessed by Kuznetscat and not fall into the water only if you reply to this post:

THANK YOU BASED KUZNETSCAT

>slavshits
>99% of those losses weren't Russian planes or the models used by the Russian/Soviet Air Force

nah i'm ok.

M-muh monkey models!

Um try again sweetie :)

why did you post this on reddit you cunt ??

fuck sake what and attention whore

>99%

It is well documented that literally every single aircraft exported by the Soviets was downgraded to hell. So yes, monkey models.

It's another one of *these* threads, isn't it?

>harmless learns bait from /simg/
>baits all of hoggit every other week

Take the slavboo/natoboo subhuman niggers and contaminate them in their own arena playground pls

>Sukhoi tries to make a fighter one time
>its better than every single MiG fighter ever made
>engages in combat directly against the latest and greatest MiG and blows it the fuck out
>it basically puts MiG out of business

What did Sukhoi mean by that?

>kill the general pls
Fuck off

Why are you cunts so salty and misleading torwards each other, are you filling the gap that /wgg/ left behind?

Because they like planes that I don't like.

Everyone needs to respect each others' planefus

>slavshit

Didn't you hear? you were blown the fuck out forever! Get the FUCK out of my thread.

no i dont owe trash any respect
respect is earned
the Eagle has my respect
now get out

this is a good plane

Wrong.

I still like it though

mmmm

Slav planes best planes. I will never leave because of butt-mad Aussies.

libyan

How can you possibly like Russian planes when their combat records are so bad?

Why wouldn't you just like the F-15 like every other regular person? It has the most kills.

ITT: My plane has a better K:D than yours, because apparently this is /CoDG/ and all we care about is MUH K/D

Same reason why I like the T-72, just because hash smoking Arab shitters with 20 years outdated monkey models can't kill Abrams while using their T-72s in indirect fire mode, doesn't mean T-72s are bad.

>How can you possibly like Russian planes when their combat records are so bad

Soviet airforce has no combat record against another airforce

Soviet dogshit-tier airplanes piloted by niggers have a combat record from good-to-shit depending on conflict

Tell me, when someone who likes Russian aircraft says he loves the MIG-29, do you think they want to be in some Iraqi airforce stripped training-grade Migger with no AEWACs or Satellites?

slavturds on full damage control mode, top kek.

it's not about the K/D, it's the fact that slav planes are Failures uneffective at achieving air superiority, what a Fighter plane should be.

So posting FAILED attempts of a succesessful fighter is equal to posting literal shit.

in other words, slavniggers plz stop posting shit on my board.

fuck off you stupid slavboo. T-72 is also complete utter trash just like literally all slavshit.

Yes, slavboos actually want to fly their shitboxes in combat because liking the MiG-29 means you think it is better than any other fighter.

This guy is 100% right.

How to spot a craig post 101:

>random capitalized words
>atrocious misspellings attributed to the low IQ of a Mexican ("Uneffective"? Really?)
>losing his mind about slavshit
>frogs

I check 3 of 4 boxes.

Do you get all your opinions from discovery and history channel?

>more damage control by le slavboos

go on, i'm having a good time

I get my opinions from actual history you fucking retard.

F-15, 104 and 0, get on my level you degenerate slav dick sucker

Hey you used spell check that time!
I'm so proud of you!

>when they are so desperate they have to hold on to a 1 letter misspelling to back up their argument

i'm almost feeling pity at this point.

almost

Hey, don't shit on my Iraqi republican guard T-72s, they are my favourite army

>not even me
>buttblasted like a faggot
keking at your life desu

What is the argument again?
Do you view people liking Russian aircraft as an attack on yourself?

thank you for the effort Indians

Balloon!

I'm using the fact that you are mentally deficient as an argument.

>tfw when people shitpost for me at this point
Feels good that I have foot solders out there gathering (you)'s for me, and I didn't even ask them to do it.

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>get blown out
>"lol so happy that wasn't actually me and just someone who does exactly the same thing I do in the exact same way"

sad sad life.

>you will never find out where craig lives and kill him

awjgonwanouawongongnoonag frogs xd

XDXXDXDXDXD

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>russian planes' combat record is a joke
>they are as useful as a pierced condom


>plz stop posting your trash 24/7 multiple times on every bread.

REEEE you are mentally deficient

i don't even know you, but we are on the same brainline. High Five

>get baited by some discount craig
>actually get butthurt like a child
You got off easy kid. Go rub some cream on your asshole baby girl.

Wait are you actually saying you can't post any plane in this thread that doesn't have a good combat record? Are you being serious right now?

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>all posts the exact same amount of time apart

You're a fucking retard lmfao

>1 Min 1 Sec
>Implying im retarded

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>gives (you)'s to frogposters in the year 2017
>call people retarded
That's not how that works sweetie.

>projecting .jpg

i never did, i'd welcome more variety.
But tell me, looking at the past 9000 breads what do you see ?

>trash tier slav bmp
>trash tier migs

All i'm trying to do is get these fucking degenerate slavboos back to their senses, make them realize their beloved russian tech failed multiple times, and ultimetly arrest the repeated spam that is infesting my bread.

i fucking hate you people

shh bb is ok

Here is a crazy thought for you. People can like certain things while simultaneously acknowledging other things are better.

Wow, i hope you were sitting down for that.

explain to me why i only got 1 you then.

you cant, you dumb coon

Actually a F-14 kinda guy but w/e

>liveshot of craig as he reads the thread

>and ultimetly arrest the repeated spam that is infesting my bread

at least read the entire thing before starting your passive aggressive attempt at defending your
"stronk russian blane"

>is an /a/utist in the year MMXVII
>thinks he has a opinion valued by anyone

wait hol up

so you be sayin

posting russian planes

makes people mad and shit

shieeeet dont mind if i do

hol up hol up hol up

shiieeeetttt

>this thread

wait wait wait hol up hol up holup,

we be making natoboos mad n sheeeet?

yeah f@m they said that posting russian planes makes them mad as spit so here I go

TRIGGER WARNING NATOBOOS RETURN TO YOUR SAFE SPACES.

I'm about to post a soviet plane with a shitty K/D. If this triggers you please look away and uninstall Veeky Forums.

but y they get so butthurt over other people's oppinions n shit? Do they haves low IQs or somethin?

>they think they are accomplishing something
>just like the Ru Airforce

this is why slavboos need to be gassed and banned form this thread.
you explain them their mistakes and try to reason with them, but all you get is autistic screeching .

You have been blessed by the Russian Orthodox Priest of blessings.

All slav plane posts past this post will be blessed.

All NATOboo posting will be deemed irrelevant and cursed.

um sir, you actually posted a picture of a MiG-29S which has never been shotdown.

oh hey, its working.

(You) have been blessed.

I unironcially wish I was a slavaboo because I've turned into a straw-nihilist who believes in nothing and wants to die.

I completely lack the ability to ignore inconvenient realities and love things regardless.

Oh man he is losing it.

I like planes.

oh no buddy, the slavboos know their shit is trash.

After a long day of slavposting they crawl up to bed and start crying

leddit doesn't like my meme

Here is some OC, straight off the printing press lads.

Top fucking kek, saved.

it'd be different if I was over here trying to convince you that russian planes are the best ever and would win fights against american planes... but you have and never will see me do that because its not true.

(You) have been blessed.

You have been cursed to the 104th circle of russian orthodox hell.

I go to bed happy knowing that the mere image of a slav plane makes you this angry :^)

This shitflinging is much better than BOS vs DCS shitflinging.

(You) have been blessed.

Yo can I get a (b)less?

I lost it long ago, friend.

I liked planes but then I realized planes are getting more and more homogeneous and uninteresting meaning that it's an interest with severely diminishing returns.

Then I wish I could motivate myself to lie.
and to cry. It's been so long I half doubt I can still cry. I crouch over, my eyes water, but the tears just don't flow.

>Not engineering scenarios in which they would win to desperately try to make your fantasy align with reality in a way that's not technically wrong, just unrealistic and irrelevant

Please tell me it's a death curse

(You) have been blessed.

i go to bed happy knowing that the plane i like is actually successful and shits on any other fighter you may like
.period.
now go on and fill up the image limit with your poorly engineered manure.

Check the filename, then look at the plane.

You got baited, then bodied. And now that holy water is been tainted. Better mix up a new batch.

Coming right up.

btw i think i actually have personality disorder and sometimes act as a natoboo promoting the Eagle and other time i act as a slavboo. This already happened multiple times in this bread
am i the only one here ?