*crkrrrr* *crkrrrr* *crkrrrrr* *tec*

*bolt snaps*

...

>only three beeps
Lucky, my car is more like BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP and it never fucking shuts up, you don't even have to sit in the goddamn seat and put it in gear yet and BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP

*insecurity farts*

SCREEEEEEREEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEERERRRRREEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEE--REET

squeesqueesqueesuqeesqueesqueesquee

Had an old truck with a big block and clutch fan that was going bad. Fan would squeal at about 3500 rpm, sounded like a supercharged turbine when you stepped on it. Was pretty badass

POTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATOPOTATO

Chum chum chum chum chum bedrum

*Eurobeat*

in my dad's car, if you start driving it's just "beep beep beep beep" and then after 30 seconds it gets super fucking loud and goes "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP"

Toyotas are like beeeep. Beeeeep. Beeeeep. Beeeeeeep. Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEERREEEEEEEEE FUCKING BUCKLE UP

HMMMMM
HMMMMM
HMMMMM
HMMMMM

elctric motor *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

*bangs gutters together*

awingding
awingdingding
awingdingding
awingdingdingding
pop
awingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding
praaaaaaaaaaaaap
dingdingdingdingdingdingding

REV UP YER ENGINES

...

REEEEEEE
REEEEEEE
REEEEEEE

*SLAM*

IWANNADANCE

reee indeed

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kudtdtt
kudtdtt
kduttriinggg ding ding ding

COOL VIBRATIONS

*whip* *whip* *whip*

I WANNA DANCE

...

Fuckin' kek

Now back it off 1/4 turn

that's a roast beef.

honk honk

*Hello, this is big Tony towing company, what can I do for you?"

WAKKA WAKKA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

American translation:
"Bong" "Bong" "Bong"

You can fix it again, Tony

>modern ford door ajar
*doo dee doo*

>doodle doo
>doodle doo
>doodle doo
>doodle doo

you are really griding my gears please stop doing this to me

*I'm a Fiat, a-rootely toot-toot*

Hola, cómo estás?

Thats not a fucking torque wrench

I believe it's dugga dugga

>2:18

youtube.com/watch?v=M1qifNqFG24

I ended up with a Ford rental the last time I had to travel. Maybe it was the keyless ignition, but it went DOODLE DOO every time I opened the door, and, by the end of the week, that noise pissed me off waaay more than it should.

When it comes time to replace my car, I'm sure as hell not buying something that goes DOODLE FUCKING DOO. Don't you talk back to me; you're a goddamn door, and I literally own you!

>never heard this because never owned a Ford
>say it in my head
>suddenly reminded of all of the fucking Fords I sat in at the Auto Show doing it
laughed like a retard

>torquing chinese head studs
>*CRRRRRRRRRRRRRRACK*

You'd hate the modern Lincoln door ajar more

*crkrrrr* *SQUEEE* *crkrrrrrrr* *SQUEEEE* *crkrrrrrrrrrrrr* *SQUEE-SNAP*

HONKHONKHONK

*beeowwwww*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Own an AW11
>Turn key to on position
>Haven't even cranked the engine yet
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CRRRRRKK

>SCREEEEEEEEEEE
Oddly enough the aw11 seatbelt noise has become comforting to me

*ZUUTUUTUTUTU*

>that fucking ghost face

jfc he looks like one of the hobos you fistfight in Condemned in that pic

...

*idle flutter* shieee seehhfffe fbrrrffrbfbrrr fbfrrrrrfbrrrr fbrrrr frrr ieee *REV ENJUN* frrrrrr brrrRRRRRRRRFUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIII
rblrbrrtrbtrftrIEEEEEEEEEE

Alternatively, *exploding batteries*

*crrrrrCLONKcrrrrrCLONKCLONKCLONKcrrrrrrrrrr*

*some wiggling, maybe some swearing*

*crktktktkt*

whistlahs go wooooop

youtube.com/watch?v=JZD-ADArwXo

WHOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>skids side to side in parked car lined street

>whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Literally the most annoying thing about my AW11. Planned to cut the speaker after I bought the car, never got around to it.
Now it's an endearing trait. Ive also just started buckling my seatbelt upon entering the car before putting the key in.

>doing airbag recall
>Tightening bracket bolt with ratchet
>crrrck
>Bolt snaps in half
>Was using a 1/4" ratchet with 1" socket
>Fuck

>implying ford doesn't build shit in beanerland

fuck off fanboyfaggot, if you're gonna fangirl at least get your shit right and don't call the kettle black

>AAAAAAAAAAAAA

*crrrrr* *crrrrr* *crrrr r r r r* *CLAK*

*uuuugghhh, ughhhh, ughhhh, ohhhh, ughhhh

kek. drove my corolla for the first time in a few weeks after being used to a car that didn't beep at all. drives me nuts especially because people never want to buckle up yet bitch and moan about the
>beep. beep. beep. beep...
>BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP