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>Tips and guides
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Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
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pottis

Post lewd fem Pyros.

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>axStinguisher
these people don't even play the game

thread pootis count: pootis

*blocks your path*

First Five or eight, also any loadout that strikes my fancy.

draw THIS

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I was robbed

dunno there weren't all that many loadouts this time, I might just sketch em all and just finish chrismas soldier's

Please, Jum. Call me Wanderer.

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bad

>Life extender machines are a rare and not well undertood piece of machinery in a world of mediguns and those resurrection pads

People who defend TF2 comics need to be shot

I was about to say I already drew this, but lo! a new unusual toy tailor.

it's because they run on australium which is a very rare substance because it's being horded, no?

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wanderman already drew him but oh well

>2013 scream fortress 2 is just teams of medics healing the carts
>entire comic but with redmond/blutarch/grey and administrator lines replaced with calling for a medic

I recognize that screenshot!

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>some fuckwit adds me
>wtf u want
>buh
>tf2 fnnuhh
>scuot uonng
what the fuck?

i love eating shit

i too love overwatch

because they can only heal wounds, not revive someone who died of old age

medic couldn't even get rid of the presumed cancer in expiration date

Less edgy edition this way
because I can

>presumed cancer in expiration date
do i even want to know about this retard shit

Are you retarded?

>asking someone if they're retarded in /tf2g/

Its just you

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You didn't watch it?

tl;dr the teleporter made mutant mold grow in bread but medic thought it was cancer and concluded the entire team therefore had cancer

they did not but he regardless had not made any attempt to remove said cancer

Good job

Better luck next time hipster friendo

Alright alright I admit, I opened another thread because when I looked at the OP pic I thought it's another edgy tumblr crap. Now I read that I think I have no problem with tumblrina pyros.

Fuckin' beautiful.

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>kill someone right before they attack a teammate
>teammate says thanks

>see two people engaging in a fair, equal fight
>throw jarate to skew the odds

fucking lol
and you wonder why his ego is so inflated

Gay or Female?

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>see two scouts engaging in an honorable one on one test of skill
>w+m1 into them

i don't get it

what don't you get?

That's the number of his posts you twat

>run directly into enemy demo
>whip out the bottle to glass the cunt
>he spams stickies at me

>when you get rekt so hard you delet your own post

might unplug my router

>join hightower
>people aren't capping but instead are having little shit wars around the rocks

Insane

how do i invincible as dentist

never post here again

I don't get it

what part do you not get

>reverse back to early 2010
>me along with 9 other friends just bought tf2 retail
>we would gather every friday and play it for hours on end
>every launch takes like 15 minutes becase every single one of us has something along the lines of single core 2,53Ghz/512MB RAM/256MB card
>no complaints about the game dropping below 30fps on a 1024x768 monitor (luxury compared to people still playing on either 800x600 or 640x480)
>CTDs are frequent but once again no-one complains, our machines are just weak
>nobody has hats or any cosmetics
>everybody compliments whoever is playing medic
>we're all shit so nobody minds having more deaths than kills
>unusuals don't exist
>trading doesn't exist
>f2p doesn't exist
>crates and keys don't exist
>stranges don't exist
>killstreaks don't exist
>weapon skins don't exist
>making your first hat (otolaryngologists's mirror in my case) feels like getting your cherry popped
>excited about different weapons and the opportunity to try them

>fast forward to 2017
>every single person I played with doesn't play anymore
>they all moved to either lol, doto2 or overshit
>pubs as we know them are gone or dying
>community dominated by f2p shitters and mommy's credit card users
>lenny binds in every single match

I just want the good old times to come back

Is it supposed to be like who you are if you main this class?

yeah

Yes, dummy.

Why the fuck is Engineer with little girls

Because videogames is a pedophile.

engineer main and author of this chart videogames is a lolicon

>Soldier used to be a insane and patriotic
>Now he is retarded and american

What happened?

bro, just KILL

please elaborate the difference

Wanted to kill the enemy team because they were the enemy team and because they hated america

Vs

Is just being a retard and killing people because why the fuck not?

Compare Soldier's actions and words in Meet the Soldier and the Expiration Date

that's because he didn't know about the bottled water

>compare Soldier's actions and words towards a bunch of disembodied heads and his teammates

Yes. He was insane but not retarded.

He was always retarded.

The two videos you are referring to are completely different scenarios. A Drill Sergent won't talk to, or act the same way around, his buddies the same way he talks to, or acts around, his troops.

Okay. How about his in-game voice lines compared to shit like "I teleported bread!" and the lmao-tier "This is a bucket" "dear God.." "There's more!" "no!"

L E A D
P O I S O N I N G

"DO YOU SUCK DICKS?!" -Soldier

He was just as much of an idiot in Meet the Soldier, except just a bit more bloodthirsty and a bit less random.

i love eating shit - soldier

"bonk" - the soldier

r8

Daily guy post

Hit me with a r8

Your loadouts were bad when you posted them here every day months ago and they're still bad now.

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Thank you

medic soldier and scout are okay if not very generic

particle effects ruin them tho

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10/10 to any heavy loadout with magnificent mongolian

Nice shot!

i like that effect
i wish i had a hat with it instead of my dumb death at dusk

why does it have black bars
i like your demo, engie and medic
not a fan of the gift hat and basically premade sets (scout, medic)

> that soldier that spams thanks

Death at Dusk is though.

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>Not saying alt+F4

forward unto dawn

i agree

its F10+Enter in TF2