WHO HAS THE WEAKEST CAR AROUND HERE

SLOWEST MOTHERFUCKER WINS

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>mfw

60 can be plenty for a 80s hatchback.
5speed toyota starlet was quite snappy

49hp my nigg

60 hp pushrod engine

Impressive my dudes

I want to poke fun at your frankencar but you're a Euro living in an actual house, nice

>Skoda Fabia Hurrlecuin

Foolish amateurs

that looks actually hot as fuck.
what is it?

Looks like a Triumph Dolomite

0-60 in... well, whenever there is a down hill.

40hp 2 speed automatic

get on my level

74 hp from the most vibration prone 3 cylinder on the market.

kek a 2 speed auto? please link me to this, i want one for my miata

First person to post a mercedes 240d wins.
t. Person with a friend who drives a 240d

cant find it right now, but its called a toyoglide and iirc it was based/copied from a GM powerglide. Its a pretty strong tranny

111 stock horsepower 2.5 diesel 4 speed auto, limited to 120kph because its a JDM import

2 Speed automatic, you have won

If it looks really fucking slow then you'd be correct in your identification

>lr4
>jdm
wtf

>most vibration prone 3 cylinder on the market.

I hope you have a gf, otherwise all that vibration goes to waste

looking sweet tho

I'll nominate my previous, and my current

Current; 102hp (when new)/240nm, 1.8 tonnes
Previous: 75hp/dunno, 2.5 tonnes
That Volvo was the epitomy of fucking slow - but rightfully so

prius, nigger.

can't even pass on highway

70 feels shaky.

>60hp
>3 speed automatic
>4200lbs
I ran a 22.9 at 59mph. It's slow as fuck

Or a Dragon dildo

It's commonly used in drag cars, it's a pretty solid transmission.

>actual house
wat. that looks like half the size of my bedroom alone

47hp 5 speed manual

qt

94 Aerostar
>Only five cylinders firing
>No overdrive gear, just three speeds and probably 45 mph at 3k, no tach and speedometer doesn't work, I dunno lol

Friend of mine has a 1999 Fiat Seicento.

0.9L 4 cylinder engine producing a whopping 39 horsepower.

I have a 92 geo metro.
FUCK WIT ME

I win hands down, top speed right now is 45MPH.
losing compression somewhere.
it should be doing around 75 at full throttle

but thats 75 on 10 inch wheels and drum brakes, you really think you have the balls?

>who has the weakest car around here
>car

S10 with a 2.2 clutch slips to much to hit 70 mph, try and go weaker

piss off it's Veeky Forums related, autistic cunt

I'd love to see a race with all the cars ITT

>tripfag
>posts a moped
Nothing to see here folks

>tripfag

Nothing to see here folks.

Iron Duke makes the 2.2 seem fast.

moped?
nah, its much much more than a moped m8

Specs
1984 Vespa PX125EFL frame
1963 Vespa GL 150 engine
kitted with a Malossi tuned 166 head and barrel
carb upgraded from 24/24 to 32/32 and upjetted to 116 from 98
re-ported from single port induction to 5 port with reed valves
polished.ported and lightened crank shaft
drilled and lightened con rod
lightened flywheel
ducatti cdi ignition
old school Alfa Romeo T spark spark plug
oil flow etched casings
adjustable shocks
Simonnini racing exhaust, baffles removed.
SIP quick action throttle and clutch levers
BeedSpeed race clutch
hits 19.8HP on the Dyno
weighs 75 kilos
and in 1st and second gear will leave most other road users at the traffic lights.

on 10 inch wheels and drum brakes, yes DRUM brakes for stopping.no discs, no abs, no traction control, no twist and go automatic transmission.
this is a full blown Stage 5 tuned SCOOTER

and guess what? i fuckin built it and painted it myself.

Git gud faggots.
>currently 0 horsepower since the fuel pump is dead.

doesn't work, doesn't count

or i;d have posted my missus

._.

>prius
>70 mph
>feels shaky

Are the roads you're driving on made of concrete by any chance? I also drive a Prius and I noticed that on the concrete highways where I'm living, the car gets really shaky at around 70 mph, but if I go either slower or faster it's smooth again. Seems to be some wierd thing with the suspension not liking the unevenness at that certain speed
On asphalt roads it's completely fine though

You could push it across the finish line, or tow it.

Holy crap that's cool

Not a lot of power but I'd say far from slow. 110 top speed if there is 0 wind, and so long as you're in the car alone it's enough to push 1 ton out of its own way.

You're autistic as fuck but that's really impressive.

post missus

Nice user, I rented one of these for a week in Nicaragua. They're not too bad, I would totally buy one if they had them here in US.

Then I could post a lawn tractor and say I have the slowest thing on wheels. If you count things that aren't cars it's not much of a slow car contest.

My 1990 Civic has a severe power deficiency for yet undiscovered reasons.
0-40 MPH clocked at.....

18.2 seconds.

I got boots, shoes with a hole in them, shoes slightly too small for my feet, heels, and a foot injury. I fucking win, I top out at like 15kmh right now.

I lose to semi trucks on the reg in this baby. 2002 4.0L with (slightly) oversized tires, 170k miles, little to no maintenance and quite possibly a warped head, most definitely a cracked exhaust manifold. and a failing transmission pump, to boot. factor in the 5400' Denver altitude and you've got a recipe for 45 second 0-60 times.

>Fiat Panda from 99
>39hp

I win niggas

>39HP
Even A2 bikes have more HP

Citoren 2cv
>2hp
Beat that niggers

Except that it had between 9 hp and 33 hp throughout its production run.

>tfw no 2cv

>thinking 2CV stands for 2hp
nigga the weakest 2CV made 9hp, the most powerful 29hp.
Admittedly it's still fucking slow, but the point is that 2CV stands for "deux chevaux fiscaux" or "two fiscal horses", where one CV is an unit of measurement for registration tax in France. To give you an idea, today a base petrol Punto is rated at 4CV, a BMW with an entry level 6cyl at 13-15CV, an Audi S8 at 34CV and a Veyron at 118CV. Registration tax is directly proportional to this number and insurance is calculated on this basis amongst other factors.

Regardless, it wasn't horsepower, just pure French fury.

>2 speed automatic
What did you mean by this?

>0.9L

55 FURIOUS FUCKING HORSES

>Mfw people on Veeky Forums lie about having shitty cars

110 mph?

spoopy

Picture

We've come full circle

>85hp
>4750lbs tare
>payload of 2500lbs

Pretty slow

mjet
not only a fiat but also diesel

That's only a garage. Sort of

>40 hp 2 speed automatic
I never knew such level of slow existed.

I hope it's at least reliable/cheap to repair.

i drive a gt86 which according to benchracers is the slowest, shittest, most overpriced and worthless car on earth so I win this thread.

dunno if it matters now since its been so long but i used that picture cause i couldn't find my actual rolla

here she is

That's pretty neat but this is why people are mad. Look at this cool moped I built it's super fast and has all this stuff done to it. But the brakes are shitty lol I'm such a badass for going so fast on these tiny wheels and shitty brakes I can't do anything about them they're just so small for how fast it is! Just say here's my scooter, I have this done to it, it's fast and I enjoy it. This is also a slowest thread and yours is only slow because it's broken and your proud of that but also spouting about how it leaves most other road users (who I'm guessing aren't trying to go fast) in the dust.

You seem to have skipped your benz

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dem wheels tho

I hate those rounded edges, Cinquecento is aesthetically superior

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>22.9
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY FUCKING LAWNMOWER CAN DO IT FASTER THAN THAT

Yes. 900cc if you prefer.

i had one of these as my first car... 67 cubic inches, and a 3 speed manual (3rd was fucked, so had to shift 1>2>4) made freeway driving interesting to say the least

git gud fagg/o/ts

>tfw rwd 23HP

kurwa tyskie piwo

>They made a "Sporting" version of this
>1.1L
>55hp

I love Fiat.

pssh, I could smoke that in my EG hatch with a few simple mods

Well, that wasn't too terribly slow at 1300kg and 170hp

Wish I had the space to buy one to fuck around with.
To be fair the car did weigh a bit over 700kg

Supposedly 39hp, probably less now. Tyres so skinny and crap you can still chirp them. great shitbox desu so cheap to run and maintain

60hp
160km/h feel like warp drive just engaged

what do I see?

a matiz
I can recognize that silly thing from a mile

Yuuup. I've got all 3 cylinders ringing in over 100 plenty of times, but if there is too much wind resistance it'll hold the car back. It's kinda spoopy because the car is so light and on 4 inch wide tires from the factory so it tends to wobble and glide with the air around it. Especially overtaking semi trucks (lorry's for you bongs). But its got a super slippery design and tall gears. I think 2nd gets me into 50mph range at redline.

Even when you floor it you still make around 30mpg. It's clever as fuck getting around 50mpg all motor. Which means it's simpler and easier parts to repair down the road than a expensive and complicated hybrid system. You can probably supercharge it, bit it would be dangerous to turbo since the cylinder walls are so thin between cylinders.

I literally lost to a Prius

320hp 302 swap soon™

Who wins?
>126p
>2-speed auto toyopet
>2CV(if he actually has one)
>busted jeep(it's the funniest one)
or
>someone else
Well, Veeky Forums?