Senran Kagura General /skg/ #1009

Please do not sexualize poor Murasexy by reducing her to her amazing, humongous tits.

I want to be Mistress Haruka's little piglet!

Murasaki has an adorable babyface! BABYFACE!

Who ordered the Kat Butt?

Yes, just wanted to let you know that our girls are still preparing it but it'll be ready in five minutes!

Man, are the rest of the games somewhat like Burst in a sense you unlock gear as you progress and have the feeling this is going to be nothing but titty ninjas fighting to the death but end up having feels?

>start playing the game
>rush until I can play Hikage
>fuck shit up left and right
>realize there is another hal to the game
>start playing
>even more boners
>but hate Hibari because retardcute characters are always annoying
>but lets compound the fact she has sluggish controls
>but then end up wondering what will happen to her if she really switches sides
>final chapter hits
>IT WONT STOP
>constant fights
>fucking Mirai and her stagger immunity while she animates her shit and kicks my ass in with Yang mode
>retry a few times
>fuck it
>Frantic mode
>bitch juggle mode
>fights over in like 31 seconds
>dat final fight
>music playing
>the true final boss mode making me use ninja arts defensively to avoid the attacks

>finish the game
>unlock more clothing
>but then
>unlock tilt mode in the dressing room
>this cant be real
>but then more unlocks happened
>blowing into the mic?
>the fuck?
>end up playing dressup for 30 minutes afterwards
>blew into the mic
>around the time getting to the last characters I realized im dizzy from all the blowing
fucking japan

Tomboy Senrans are for ________.

I don't know who that one is but Miyabi is for Imu

春の花のおならを嗅ぎたい

>this is going to be nothing but titty ninjas fighting to the death but end up having feels?

That ended with SK2. Now is pure fanservice

>Girls fondling and stripping Kat
What goes around...

That one is for her dumb stupid little brother.

Well EV does have some feelsy moments

The core of my HATRED OF EVERY GIRL's temperature measures in at -273 degrees!

That are rendered pointless by PBS

So you have absolute zero hatred?

How? As far as we can tell, Ryouki's just there. She's not relevant to the story, she's just a bonus character.

Cums around?

This. Unless she shows up in the story proper, then it's not rendered pointless

Rin and Dai are already confirmed to face Hanzo and Crimson as their first bosses. You honestly believe Takaki won't cram Ryouki there for Hebijo?

Specially when the game's prologue goes out of its way to mention dead people can participate on the contest?

cums inside

Okay I didn't know that little piece of information.

If that's the case, that's really dumb on Takaki's part. I can't imagine Ryoubi being so popular that her fans were demanding a comeback, why's he doing it?

Tomboy Senrans are for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching ninja movies with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from mooks even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Cooking her a victory Super Dish where you combine all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a mission and having to huddle together with her under an abandoned bus stop waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear spats over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of tomboy Senrans with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that tomboy Senrans are for

I didn't know that bit of info either. If that's really what they pull to cram her back into the story, it really does spit in the face of what EV was trying say.

only after marriage

>that crushing feel when you know Katsunee isn't into boys.

fokkin sekondohrees
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Isn't into boys
>When asked about marriage, Katsuragi spilled her spaghetti so hard that she had to run away
>Doesn't want to grope the girls that actually want Katsuragi to grope them

If she was just a carpet muncher, she would have hooked up with Ayame and be done with it. Katsu-nee is just a natural tease, and there's nothing wrong with some skinship.

No! It's just so cold that any love that approaches is turned into a dead, desolate, frozen wasteland!

I guess..

My mind is kind of polluted by having recently watched the Anime where Katsunee is more definitely sexually attracted to girls, where in the games it's all about her feeling in control/having power over people by sexually harassing them.

The anime turned Katsunee and Haruka into straight up lesbians.

The anime goes waaaay too overboard with Kat, turning her from a playful tease into being a legit sexual predator. The shit with the grope-o-matic chair and the bondage ball was the sort of thing some kind of pervert evil genius would make.

youtu.be/UQK5VcP72VA

This is one sexy dork.
Why do I feel like asking her difficult questions?

Post Rin's PBS character art, please.

>In the world of shinobi, there is a mysterious water gun tournament that has existed since ancient times.

>About those rules…

>Whether you’re a good shinobi, bad shinobi, fugitive shinobi, or dead shinobi, your standpoint doesn’t matter. Victory or defeat will be determined with tournament-provided water guns. All of your special abilities as shinobi cannot be used.

>The story that starts here is a record of playing in water by the the young shinobi students. What sort of trails will be left on the sandy white beach that continues on forever?

>That’s something no one yet knows.

gematsu.com/2016/10/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-story-system-hanzo-academy-characters#HWhPmtCMj9QprFDa.99

And the kicker is Ryouki's profile:

>Ryobi and Ryona’s older sister who died in a past battle against Youma. She is revived for the “Kagura Thousand Year Festival,” but was again laid to rest. Because she is already dead, she will never grow older, and is eternally 17 (or so she claims). She has another personality hidden within her, and will go into a frenzy if someone touches her halo.

gematsu.com/2017/01/senran-kagura-peach-beach-splash-details-game-modes-overseers-festival-legend-characters#g7Tq10ziOigUdSFY.99

Yeah but it's hot. For something that doesn't even show nipples there were a lot of boner inducing moments.

Cockatiels are cute! CUTE!!

That's really depressing. What a waste of the tiny amount of seriousness that was in EV.

might as well be furry art with those fuckin chipmunk teef

Fighting all the resurrected Yoma generals with Yomi!

youtu.be/qwwk5xivrgM

Escaping the exploding base with Yomi and running into clone Dougen!

Look at this pretty girl!

His name is Miyabi. His name is Miyabi.

That's clearly a boy.
With disgusting man boobs.

Remember, Bears can smell fear

this Bear also smells arousal

R U D E !
U
D
E
!

>The shit with the grope-o-matic chair and the bondage ball was the sort of thing some kind of pervert evil genius would make.

To be fair, in their line of work, they could probably end up against someone like that. That was the whole point of those particular contraptions

She looks like a half-dressed fully grown woman who really should rethink her life choices and graduate from high-school already.
It's time to stop crying for mommy.

Would you watch water evaporate from the surface of your senran's ass?

Don't worry, you can cry on Miyabi's mantits. Go ahead, user.

Yes

So bears are like printers?

user please

>Haruka-sama will never test her new drugs on you
>Haruka-sama will never treat you like a dog
>Haruka-sama will never turn you into a doll of hers
>Haruka-sama will never touch you inappropriately to an extent where you feel uncomfortable about it
>Haruka-sama will never be real

This pig is so hot, I want to eat her every morning.

Haruka-sama is a fat old lady!

Asuka is a normal girl with big titties!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why does she wear the scarf!!!!!!!!!!!!

Miyabi exterminating bullies!?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because she's cold.

Miyabi = Leo

If Miyabi and Leo fused into one, how much girl would be left?

Literally 0%.

But Miyabi is way more feminine than the manly Leo!

Miyabi's love handles!!!!!!!!!

Would you grip her love handles?

Asuka can share body heat with me!!!!!!!!!!

We need to cover the surface area she's losing heat through the most: Her titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I would
lovingly

I hate coffee. Fuck coffee.

I want a pet bird really bed right now.

>started burst like a month ago
>some user tells me to not max out Yin (frantic) and focus on Yang (regular transform)
>leveled Yang out hard
>slowly but surely
>boss time
>cant scratch these health pools of some of the post game shit
>pop frantic mode because why not
>over in 20 seconds
but

Why are you so loud?!!!!!!!

I love Hikage! Every thread!

Friendly reminder that today, March 6th 2017, Squidward will get frozen for 2000 years.

ssshhhh
Ikaruga is sleeping

>Fuck coffee.
I wish I could, user. I wish I could...

I love my wife's wife! Happy Birthday Fuuma!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...

youtu.be/8hmOaKlDY1Q

what did she mean by this?

Quick! Hide your Asuka merch before Fuma steals it!

Does this doggo want to get beaten up 25 hours per day just like Ryouna?

I get the feeling Ryouna beats her when it comes to masochism

I saw a pretty serious car accident on the way to work today. I hope everyone was okay, but I, lowkey, was kind of happy I was so close to it because the resulting traffic jam probably would've made me kill myself.

How was your day, /skg/?

Anybody have any peanut butter?
N-no reason.

I had hot wings for dinner. Today was good

i just woke up

>page 8

This dog is huge! HUGE!

Ibuki is mine. I'll protect her smile with my life.

>nets
LAME! Hose will always win the heart of a true man over nets.