/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

do you guys still hate me or can i get a shot at redemption
~t. plap

Veeky Forumsstation here

take your trash lighting back, thanks

You're underage.
Fuck off.

No you're also going to be repobanned if you aren't yet

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You're going to have to be more specific we send a lot of trash your way.

what does being underage have to do with anything
no seriously
do you people automatically connect being underage with being naive?
if so that's pretty fuckin stupid

>server based from an 18+ website
>allowing underage
???

Are you serious?
Veeky Forums.org/rules
>1. You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

wtf i love tg now

tgstation13.org/wiki/Syndicate_Items#Nuclear_Strike_Team

im talking about the server itself, dumdums
last i checked there isn't a "no underage" rule

You are literally breaking the rules of Veeky Forums by posting here

>>server based from an 18+ website

TG has always had better antags

vox are furries (anthropomorphic animals)

See
>server based from an 18+ website
Plus, check the banpage. There've been at least 3 underageb&s.

>can't even post on the website the server is made for without breaking rules
>why am I banned???

>SERVER BASED ON AN 18+ WEBSITE
>SERVER ITSELF NOT 18+
???????????

If they're competent, then I see no reason why they shouldn't be allowed to play
There are plenty of people under 18 who are more mature than the average adult

would it be better if i took this to irc? because i'll take it to irc if you guys are that much of a stickler for rules

>lmao im mature for my age *tibs mini-fedora*
Fuck off underage.

that's literally wrong though

That's because you cant change any of our antags without triggering a pile of autists

Okay fine, there are degrees, how old are you actually? 14?

14 is correct

Vox are not an anthropomorphic version of an animal, they're not even birds

Seriously you are a 14 plapatin?

>firing pins
>syndicate firing pins
pathetic

yes

I am 19 years old.

reported for being underage

There are many fictional anthropomorphic creatures that people consider to be furries, such as sergals

>sergals
blatant

So bipedal aliens that don't resemble humans(skeletons,plasmemes) are now furries?

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It would take almost no time on e621 to find furry porn without snouts or inhuman facial structures.
Keep telling yourself you're not a furry though, N3X, let's see how that goes

No, because people seem to care deeply about whether or not the species has a snout-like face.

You do realize that e621 does allow non-furry shit, right?

I'd gladly link you some examples of what I'm saying but I don't really think /ss13g/ needs any more derailing.

Eh, it's fine. It'll naturally get back on track when the current round ends and people post greentext stories

get back to work, codecuck.

Of course Nexis is the one to butt in with this

youtube.com/watch?v=kWBs-b7Rx6s
I want to be allowed to do one more strip dance in my cuffs before they put me through the guillotine.

contribute to the wiki

no

>Metacomms with someone to make fun of them.

What did he mean by this

Bravo Isaac, Warden, Security. 10/10 best round as traitor

what the fuck even happend once we got in brig. That entire round was just all unexpected shit. I didnt even know you were traitor until after i kidnapped you.

>Captain lets me crash in his office
>Turn it into a bar and end up partying with him
>Centcomm never did send our food order.
>Let me borrow his hardsuit when EVA was needed

10/10 Cap, would follow orders of.

You don't have to RP in the thread you know

I feel like best thing to do as double agent is just stay fucking alive, because your target will probably try to kill his target and he will get fucked up 90% of the time.

or of course you can just ride around in battle wheelchair because who the fuck cares about greentext meme

>not rping in the thread

I thought I was your target and that I was fucked. Why did you kidnap me to begin with, just for fun?

Also I'm telling you we should have fucking singuloosed.

ss13 for smartphones?

>when two traitors meet up and do stuff

these always make for good rounds.

Conveyor belts not being destroyed when moving on cargo shuttle when?
Minebots automatically going from ore to box no matter the distance when?
Automatic item grabbing/inserting into machinery when?
Automatic shuttle moving when?

How are conveyor belts being destroyed when moving the cargo shuttle?

singuloosing is gey and honestly i was just torturing you for fun. I was to just kill you after a few minutes after asking nonsensical questions until you awnsered them right. When i found out you were traitor i let you go

>Conveyor belts not being destroyed when moving on cargo shuttle when?
I saw it work on meta the other day.

Meta has conveyors mapped onto it.

It was that easy guessing that I had just bought Factorio?

why does probe think he's a coder?

Because he's been friends with a few coders so long that he just thinks he's one of them.

It's embarrassing isn't it?

Doing stuff unfortunately was us getting caught trying to kill Isaacs target, or more specifically, grab his already dead body and make sure it couldn't be cloned. Sec caught us both at the scene and dragged us to interrogation.

They didnt seem to realize we were wearing voice changers but they did notice the 4 ID cards in my backpack.

I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN RID OF THEM

>WERE NOT FURRIE
>it sezz there aliens dumbo how is that furrey???

just need to round it off with "birds don't have fur" and "non antag vox when" and we'll have literally every vox-related argument ever

>inserting
gave yourself away instantly

Remember SaMMIs?

non antag sammis when

there is literally nothing wrong with furries

no I don't

Vox are lizards

>antag for like 4th round in a row
>don't kill anyone because it's against your character
>die from some other murderbone antag

ooh wow yeah that changes fuckin' everything

No one has authority over the term "furry", but defining anthropomorphic animals as furries is an extremely common and widely accepted usage on the internet.

>tfw you're too much of a nice guy to murderbone

Yes actually, there is, it's a problem inherent in all the weird groups in the world: to outsiders, it's weird, and therefore people in the group probably shouldn't spread it all over the place.
Like Veeky Forums. Veeky Forums is a weird group.

Why is our jew race so bad? We should have just copied ferengi and given them a different name and appearance. Cunning and clever space jews > stupid space gypsies.

What if we added inserters from Factorio, and let ghost players control them?
Answer: Hilarity.

He probably meant furries as in "anthropomorphic animals", not furries as in "people who like anthropomorphic animals", seeing as we were talking about the Vox.

>REFERENCES

ISHYGDDT

but muh peenis
muh vogs wifeys
etc.

In that case, yeah. Vox are anthropomorphic animals and furries can potentially get off to them. This isn't inherently a bad thing, but it might soil some people's view on it because it is kinda weird.

I meant how they act. We have dumbass gypsy space birds taking up our stereotypical greedy race instead of something better.

What if instead of Vox being stupid dumb birds, they were wise, peaceful, slow, and instead of being retarded with english (ME WANT GO TO THE SDORE) they spoke in tongues and riddles and passages
It'll never happen, but still

It's impossible to get people to roleplay above their intelligence level, only below it.

I didn't say that didn't make them furries, you mongloids

but it's like mad super qt & shit like that bro come on
I literally and figuratively cream my mom-jeans when a bird with a 30 character nonsense name does a big silly string of adverbs near me

HOLOGRAPHIC CREW MEMBERS WHEN

when you meme it

>plapatin now banned from the server, forum, github, discord, coding discord, and IRC

Jesus christ