League of legends general /lolg/

bully erp supports edition

eyosongive.us

Please talk about waifus

Previously on lolg

MATING

PRESS

Yeah.

There was a girl I worked with that couldn't hear very well, and people usually just speak loudly in her face so she can hear, but when I stopped talking and sat down with her and started signing, her face lit up and she had a huge grin and we signed and the last thing she said to me was thank you.

Sona is an inspiration.

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

BEST GIRL

xth for Syndra

fiora is best girl!

FUCK GAY SHIT

TELL ME ABOUT THE COOLEST THING YOU DID IN LEAGUE THIS WEEK

xth for Cute Ashe

I got master yi in ARURF and went 30 / 4 / 9

Mentally ill people in ARURF are fun to fight.

follow your dream?

>Enemy Top sees my team lock in Urgot, then Kench, then Varus
>Enemy Top locks in Jarman, takes his best armor page to deal with Urgot Top

>But it's not Urgot Top
>It's me, Dio!

the cutest

I want to lick Galio's feet

>He isn't hyped for the Galio rework
>He isn't going to look like a raid boss with Gatekeeper Galio
>He isn't going to mudstomp every manlet in his way
>He isn't going to tank all 5 enemies while your
team aces
>He isn't going to outdo the adc and steal his healslut
>He isn't going to make his healslut wet by only the mere thought of his colosal SCHLONG
>He isn't going to DICK the meta
What's your excuse?

This has bother me since she existed, does Leblanc wear sleeves or no? The artwork looks like she does but every fan art says otherwise.

>no king gay yet
is it finally over?

xth for void husband

>plat last season
>hard stuck high silver this season

Jesus fucking christ, it's like every time I get on a roll, the game decides to toss a bunch of retards on my team in hopes of my carrying them, but they never fucking group, never take drags or towers. Fucking laning phase doesn't last 40 goddamn minutes.

I don't know if being in this elo is starting to erode my actual skill at the game, or if im just so tilted I can't think straight.

Why are League girls such sluts?

they're bracers

What tilts you /lolg/?

>getting 4man dived bot and seeing my jungler happily taking his time clearing gromp

also

>khazix in general

I want to BREED Camille!

>4 man dive bot lane
I'm sorry but even if your jungler was there you'd be dead. Unless your top TPs in it would have been a lost cause.

still comfy~

>huni and reignover will never be on the same team again

feelsbadman

Kha is fucking autoban for me. I don't think I've ever seen one that didn't get fed out the ass.

It would be better to put pressure somewhere else like shove in mid or top to try for a turret to make up for the loss.

Best girl.
Best body.
Best wife.

Draven!
He's the best!
you'll read the book I write, right /lolg/?

say what you want about anyone else but kat is MY gf.

what's it going to be about

well he really did a GREAT job putting pressure on that gromp camp

I want to fucking murder someone

For most of them, it makes sense. Stab people while they look at their boobs, they're single and want to look pretty, being sexy is a way to get ahead in life, a few other reasons. Kat, Leblanc, Cass, Fiora, and a bunch of others it makes sense and they have one or more of these reasons to dress the way they do.

But for some, it doesn't make sense.

Ashe is not only married, but also a political leader and head of state. Why does she wear an outfit with ZR and sideboob.

Cait is a police officer and the face of the Piltover police department. Why does she wear a microskirt with frills.

Then for some of them it literally doesn't matter how they dress. They're under no societal obligation or practical obligation to dress a certain way. Janna, Syndra, Morg, Kayle.

I like the way Tayliah, Quinn, Leona, and Lux dress. And of course I love Sona's fancy dresses.

You're right, Kat is the exception. There's no way she'd ever cheat on Garen.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

the FUTURE
but its not going to be set in the future

>what tilts you

honestly just making an obvious mistake and then being flamed for it

like it feels bad enough to know I fucked up, but someone intentionally rubbing it in just sends me right off the edge

garen is NOT real, kiddo.

no_
how's the origami coming along?

Hey mang that gromp was worth the 86 gold. 86 whole gold lead that's impressive if you ask me.

Now now imthem you know they won't let you watch if you have that attitude. Apologize quickly and you MIGHT be forgiven.

...

sorry kiddo, but he just isnt real i dunno what else to say

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Graves is better.

Which position do you think they like it in best imthem? Standard missionary? Or do you think she likes to get taken from behind like an animal?

>what tilts you /lolg/?
My supports.
I don't understand how these people climb when half the time they seem to do nothing and do that wrong.

>enemy has a Eve/Swain
>Master Yi/Nasus/Zyra on my team

FUCK YOU STUPID CHINESE NIGGERS
FUCK YOU
TAIPEI CHING CHONG
I FUCKING HATE STUPID CHINKS

almost Done!
OFFICIAL Husbando tier list:
1.Draven
2.Graves
3.Gangplank (I guess...)

How do I Jhin? What do I build on him?

wait really
damn I still have that crane you gave me in highschool then

im confused by your question, how do you mean they? surely you aren't still trying to implicate garen is real, and you wouldnt be stupid enough to ask me a question about my personal life
so lets be honest
get real kiddo

WHY ARE REDHEADS SO BEST??????

I don't understand why I see as much Korean as I do.
Like am I really going against boosters or korean smurfs that often.
At least China has a large population.

REPORT FOR RACIS
FUCK U MOM

in all honesty their broken english insults are gold solely because sometimes they end up as compliments

>damn I still have that crane you gave me in highschool then
ah wrong person, i thought you were guro fag asking about his smut
i think

Wrong!
It's Graves first.

people who give excessive instructions to everyone in chat. Like "ok mf go clear bot now" "yi you probably should have started red" "go ward baron but be careful" "no from the other side" the ENTIRE game

even if their calls are ok, it makes me want to intentionally do the opposite of whatever they say just to spite them, which really is the essence of tilt I think

Draven>Graves>>>Gangplank>other husbandos>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ezreal
this is going to look awful but you get the idea

I don't have shit taste so yea wrong person

red head lulu skin when ?

you can't pick and choose which champs are real faggot

>lulufags

Yordles are for ________.

not yet shes not!

my eyes

???

Thanks Riot :^)

Just flip Draven and Graves

>Have to stay up til 3am to watch Huni
>Reignover stuck on Lulquid
>Pobelter at risk of not being top 10 NA
>All TSM fans wish Turtle was Doublelift
:(

but that's wrong
Draaaaaaaaaven! is the best.

>It's another "I'm the only straightfag in the thread" episode

>talon has been top 4 times in 3 minutes
>jax 5 in 7 minutes
>my jungle hasn't even graced the dirt of top lane once

????

Nope thats Graves

Draven is better than Graves, therefore he is the best husbando!
ok its late goodnight /lolg/
me and shibs missed you!
i'm leaving user jeez calm down

>i will never be drinking faygo and playing league all night at season 3 comfy as fuck ever again
just end it

Reminder

what ever happened to Swedish, i never see him around league/lolgen/discord anymore

Ez would be a 10/10 cuck.

>smug pepe lulu dragon when?

Key word is a "would" huh

What the fuck is Faker doing lmao

>you will never watch the sun set with sion
>you will never slowly pull out a shotgun to mercy kill him and put him out of his years of pain
why live

Can I make my name Lord Grompulus Kevin Ribbiton of Croaksworth or is it too long?

>Does like 5 HP

I want to Hug King Gay!

t.king gay

>ulting the wrong direction
Huni is truly the gift (top-laner) that keeps on giving (throwing)

Don't bully best boy

>lck

>no wathcing tobias D4 adventures

Looks like he lost visual on Jhin and figured he'd make a beeline for the safety of his base and blind-ulted. If Jhin had gone straight to base that Equalizer would've caught him in the dick.

No thank you I think tobias is retarded

THE COPS ARE COMING SO GRAB THE DUFFLE BAG AND LETS
ROLL

>have work at 9am
>want to watch the best boy and greatest Jungler in Korea

what do, /lolg/

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If I want to watch shitters I can just go to soloq and be a part of the low diamond fiesta myself.

>writing a book
>not shibs and I

are you even trying

I'm already swimming WITH her though. She doesn't have time for you i'm afraid.