Would he be a Telsa driver today?

>Microdick with fattie wife

I'd rather stay virgin forever than bring absolute shame to my family and other people around me

>135lbs
If that nigga had packed on another 50lbs he might have got some poon.

False, 160 lbs / 5'9 is the perfect body ratio

>Honey could you get me the pasta?

>tfw 5'4" SEAmonkey 4incher
>all my asian SJW friends and peers bitching about yellow fever when it's the only reason my ex was interested in me

I'm only 5'9/130 lbs but my cock is 6.5 inches.

>muh perfect
go be autistic somewhere else please. the point is that faggot was underweight as fuck.

Still better than being obese, and 135 lbs is in that common skelly/normal body territory which you can improve easily with some food and gym.
The guy didn't get any because he was arrogant and quite socially inept if not outright psycho.

he didnt get any cause he was a closet homo and he was the only one that didnt figure that out.

Dont get weight

I was skeleton with 5'8 height and only 125lbs and had a 7 incher.
Since I've gone lifting and ate any kind of shit Im around less than 175 lbs and lost 1 full inch. A little bit fat and muscle will ruin your dick.
I would have stayed skelly if I had known that before.

4 inches? Damn dude... I honestly would consider an operation. At least improve the most important part.

There's no proof of a direct link between those two things.

What? Fat/muscle pad will make your dick look much smaller.
When I was skelly my skin was literally pretty much resting on bones.
Now it rests between a layer of fat and muscle.

>skin resting on bones
>dick

What?

>i cant read

+18 to post.

>NO
>bitch i told you before, use the fucking stool!

>5'9
Every time

He's 5'4. I thought you Veeky Forumstists would have derived his true height from his car pics even accounting for seat adjustment. Veeky Forums BTFOs lying manlets using nothing but their posted pictures of lies.

No, he'd be riding deez nutz today

this, see