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Any tips for someone getting back into this game after 3 year break?
Canon dykes
don't
don't
Dont play ADC
run, and don't look back, don't play this game at all.
I'm dead serious right now.
Cannon dykes
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found the ADC mains
support is the easiest to climb with. especially since you can just 1v2 as a mage and you never get autofilled supports in your games.
Shyvana is for Plundering
oh, I have
Shyvana is for a big, strong monster to plunge his cock into and create even more fucked up mixed breeds.
funnily enough theres dedicated mage support players that have been popping up in diamond. Gonna be pretty sad for them if riot decides to bring back the age of tank support dominance.
>Nobody posts THE biggest monster rape bait.
What was riot thinking when they made new Galio so fucking ugly?
>5 fingers on each hand
FAKE
yeah cause old galio is gorgeous
xth for Syndra
they redesigned galio based on the Demacia lore update. They carved him out of marble just like all the structures there.
At least old galio doesnt look like a stone pigeon. New galio voice is shit compared to the old voice too.
Why is Sona so biggest?
they deserve it
>xth for overnerfed garbage who's only use is being a fuck tube
FTFY
I don't know. I don't even give a shit about the champ but do we really need another quipper stronk superhero in our game? His skills also seem like a shitty mix of others, his ult is basically aatrox Q and he reinds me too much of Sion. Also he looks fuckugly, why the fuck would you remove his bat wings for that yellow piss shit?
I don't like a lot of the reworks, I still dislike no fun allowed nugangplank and yorick should look more fucked up imo. But this, this is as bad as Trundle, who knew that it ould happen again?
>New galio voice is shit
READY TO GO WHOLE HOG
>stone pigeon
I get that you don't like the redesign but theres no need to say stupid shit.
:3!
cute!
I haven't played in 4 years, how in the fuck do you join the /v/ or Veeky Forums lobby. I want to shit talk people
I wanna cuddle Jinx
>overnerfed
sure rofl
And the fuck tube here is certainly not Syndra dear user. Maybe it's you, who knows.
>sure rofl
She can't even delete squishies anymore with her full combo.
If you're shit at playing her, then yeah sure, you won't kill anyone.
>wanting press R someone dies back
At least with Annie or veigar they don't fucking out range caitlyn with Rapid fire with their point and click death button. Fuck Syndra
youtube.com
>galio ult is aatrox q but better
what is the extent of reportable offenses?
Will I get banned for playing ryze "support" and stealing cs as long as I don't feed like a faggot?
>watching your team stomp while you're only doing okay
>overnerfed
that change was a buff to anyone that's good with her
You do realize that her full combo is not just Outplay Button, right?
Reminder
Syndra is cute!
you'll most likely get reported by your adc but not banned unless you really get reported a LOT LOT LOT
if you really do absolutely nothing wrong it won't result in a ban but if you say a single word that triggers the LYTEBOT (TM) say bye bye to your account
>damn this champion made me get cancer
>*BEEP* "GET CANCER" STRING DETECTED, COMMENCING ACCOUNT DESTRUCTION
She is, so what?
Wait where did this video come from, I can't find these ability previews anywhere
do you think $50 to gold from bronze/silver is a fair price? i see most boosters charging per hour and while i see how that can get more money i might be able to attract more people with a flat price. i need money for rent.
Reminder what?
That Ezreal x Lux is canon ^_^
I call people nigger every match, never got punished. Does Riot use different punishment techniques for different servers?
that elise is shit
How much of the league playerbase ever makes it to Diamond? I'm assuming it's a surprisingly high number relative to the number of Diamonds, like 6-10% almost.
I used to charge 20€ for Bronze 5->Silver 5 (4 per division), and 25 for silver (5 per division)
And people would come to me even though I had no fame, just because the prices were good
it was in s4 though so things might have changed
Chat groups are now replaced by Clubs, which you need an invitation to get into and have a member limit. So I'd say its pretty you'll be able to join now
>aoe knockup basic ability
>aoe taunt basic ability
>semi-global Malphite ult
Will Riot ever learn?
This reminds me of the Sion update where they took everything that was worth keeping from the old champ and crammed it onto his W.
>enemy laner mid is criminally over extended and has been almost all game
>Ping for assistance
>jungler goes top
>feeds a double kill to the enemy top
>Ping for assistance again
>Jungler goes bot and dies
>Ask for assistance in chat
>ITS NOT MY JOB TO WIN YOUR LANE!!!
I hate this game.
I think his new abilities look fun but that's about the only positive for this rework. He looks SO fucking stupid and awkward. We lost the pensive, sorrowful VO with a smooth voice for some "I'm such a badass!" superman voice.
I'm not even a Galio main but this rework makes me sad.
I dunno I found it on russian imageboard
>the pensive, sorrowful VO
you're trying too hard
dragon slayer xin zhao hair looks like shit, god
Who made it and blood moon talon
They were always cannon i remember
Not anymore
>I will never be leglocked by LeBlanc and her clone at the same time
why even live
Reminder that the CIA is watching and listening to you masturbate to league of legends porn.
Shouldn't you be in daycare or something?
>not even a Galio main
well no shit, nobody was a Galio main
if you loved old Galio's VO, lore or whatever so much, why didn't you play him?
fuck off, nostalgiafag
All of them.
I mean, look at
They're all thirsty as fuck for inhumanly big dicks.
>jungler has fed bot 3 times in 10 minutes
>tell him to come top for the easy kills
>I'M NOT CAMPING A USELESS TANK U CAN'T CARRY HURRRRRRRRRRR
It's like it doesn't occur to him that a suboptimal success is much better than a total failure. If you can't get anything done elsewhere you may as well gank top.
Who said I didn't play him? I have played plenty of games on him, doesn't mean he was my main.
Fuck off, retardfag.
>Reminder that the CIA is masturbating to league of legends porn.
FTFY
dude you're way overestimating it. diamond 5 is the top 2% of league playerbase in NA ( i think i'm like 1.5% at d5 0LP?) how many people have made it total is probably less, because as many diamond that have quit there are many, many more lower ranking players that quit over time.
>retardfag
please just leave
let me guess: you played him 4 times in ranked, all of them as a counterpick to AP comps
Well there are some individuals who tried to convince me it was retconned
Nu-Galio's skillset is so disappointing. This is the rework that Riot was bragging about being their best one yet?
I like that the Q and the W are enhanced versions of his shield and gust moves but the other 2 skills are bland as fuck, especially the ult. It doesn't utilize his gargoyle theme at all like the old ult did and it's basically another prime example of powercreep since it's a superior global Malphite ult.
If anything I think we should take this as a sign that Riot's definitely running out of ideas.
Which is a shame since reworked Warwick's skillset was so fucking good while retaining & improving the identity of the old skillset quite well.
Wow he looks so cool.
> warwick rework
> BWAAAH THEY RUINED HIM I LIKED IT THE WAY HE USED TO BE ;(
> galio rework
> BWAAAH THEY RUINED HIM I LIKED IT THE WAY HE USED TO BE ;(
They never said best, they said it was the most reworked.
>that zyra splash
> warwick rework
> BWAAAH THEY RUINED HIM I LIKED IT THE WAY HE USED TO BE ;(
Like 90% of Warwick players were happy with the rework, and it makes sense, too. Warwick is literally the same champ, but modernised. Galio is entirely different, same with Yorick.
>most reworked
In that case they still fail then. Because his E and R are literally enhanced/copy-pasta moves from other champions.
>> warwick rework
> BWAAAH THEY RUINED HIM I LIKED IT THE WAY HE USED TO BE ;(
Nigga that didn't happen at all. At most there were some people worried about how it was gonna end up.
there are no cameras here that arent covered up. they can listen if they want.
Don't even try to do that again fags, you all cried how they ruined him.
>support with no keystone doesn't show up to game
My top laner went first item spirit visage against Fiora guess the elo
Riot sometimes confirmed the relationship with lux and ezr.
I mean just look at them. theyre both blonde and somehow cute and look innocent. They just need to be together
so dont be bothered about those individuals, aka. retards
But Warwick was my first main and I loved how his rework turned out.
I've gone back to maining him for jungle again because of it.
I was a WW player before the rework and I don't feel like that at all. I just had some moments like says.
do you
do you not know what reworked means? It's not like his E and R are copy-pasta from his old kit.
>dragon Zyra will never extract your semen to grow more hatchlings
People will always try to rewrite history to say that they always liked the rework. People always claim that everybody loved the new poppy but on release everybody HATED her.
REEEEEE SHE JUST NEEDED ONE ABILITY CHANGED REEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME BACK MY ULT NOT MUH POPPY FUCK YOU RIOT WAIFU FAGGING SHT REEEE
etc.
same for every new champ
once urgot gets his rework watch people do the same shit and claimed they loved the galio rework
>playing bots with a friend to get her acquainted with the game
>playing as ryze
>ult our wannabe adc into the fountain
>spews forth a string of language that I can't repeat on a christian image board
>afks
why are adcucks such faggots, even in bot games?
>lux
>innocent
this is how she used to be; a cockthirsty slut that presented herself like this and was seventy thousand times as hungry for dick as all the lewdbois on here combined. don't ever call her innocent
Oh, then ignore the shitposter and teach me how to new WW. I've been maxing out Q ever but lately I'm considering E, does it work?
Cinderhulk>boots>Titty>deadman?
I just keep fucking up in every match for some reason.
all of the other major reworks of old champions have been great (although i still miss old sion) and have clearly shared similar identities/playstyles of the old kit. Galio update is completely removed from the old kit and shares zero similarities in terms of visuals, voice, abilities, theme, etc.
not saying he wont be good or that he wont be fun. he is just drastically different than the old version and it feels like we are losing galio and getting some new and completely unrelated champion.
>once urgot gets his rework watch people do the same shit
I fucking love current Urgot, he's my favourite top laner and he's both fun to play and unique. Fight me m8
I'm scared as shit about the rework. I'm almost sure tha they will pull a pudge/roadhog because HE ALWAYS HAD A MOBILITY DISUPTION SPELL AND HE LOOKS LIKE A JUGGERNAUT LOL
Tiamat > Mobi's > Cinderhulk > Titty > tank with maybe tf or IBG. You can build BoRK as your 6 item if they have tanks. Don't buy Berserker greaves. Max Q first, W and E are both decent second.
They could've avoided the powercreep issue by coming up with an enhanced version of his old ult, but they didn't. That's the problem. And his old ult was very unique and played tribute to his gargoyle theme, which makes it even worse.
Instead it's another case of powercreep where the ult is essentially a superior and global Malphite/Vi ult.
>superior
you can only target allies ykno
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