TFW no sexy asian to drive around in my integra with

>TFW no sexy asian to drive around in my integra with.

Who are Asian guys fucking if their women love white dick so much? I've always wondered this.

we outchea in Bimmers dickin down they white wimmenz

t. an asian guy

ur mom

>those tires

Fuck man

>asian guys
>fucking anyone

lmao

/r/asianmasculinity

Pillows with cartoon characters printed on them

Personally I prefer peach skin with honoka kosaka.

t. asian guy

I was at a party back in my early-20's and this cute Asian chick randomly asked me to arm wrestle her. Obviously went easy on her because I'm not an asshole, but then she just took my hand and put it up her shirt as a distraction. Like.. under her bra and everything.

I guess she had a boyfriend who was actually at the party too and someone went and told him. We got into a confrontation later, almost had to fight the fucking guy. What the hell is wrong with her? Are all Asian girls this crazy?

Kinda hot though how she just let me grab her boob after knowing her for all of 10 minutes.

She used you to anger her BF ya dingus, women have been the death of men since the beginning of time

the overexposure hurts

>peach skin
>not 2WT master race
You tried

desu she's not even that bad looking, definitely butterface compared to her body but it's just a really unflattering photo

Chad woulda knocked that mofo out, then fucked that slant eyed bitch and probably a few other bitches too.

Open your eyes breh

Its tru ive seent it

SO HOOOT

>tfw no qt japanese gf to drive around in my sensible family car with

BRAYNNNNNN

>pay for a photoshoot of your car with a super cheap model
>the cheap model ends up looking better than your car

if I did this i would ask for a refund and an uglier model

I didn't know she had a boyfriend. Really just wanted to diffuse the situation and get the hell away from that crazy, shit-stirring bitch

...

Post benis

Not to mention terrible photography.
Dark coloured car, at night, with more dark cars behind it.....oh i know, lets put something white in front to fuck with the exposure.

cracks me up every time

Wow you know your car is shit when you let people stand on it. In heels no less

>Those wheels

Yikes

My barber shop is all old Asian ladies. Is it weird if I like when they touch my head? Strangely arousing.

>tfw no femfurry trap BF to drive around

Sorry to untie your knot here, but that's actually a girl.

>literally has a sticker that says shitbox on it
?????

>fursuit
>girl

Negative

It's more likely than you think

And the face behind the mask is never pretty.

>at a nerd convention chauffering my dumb shit brother
>talking with a chick in a wolf suit because she's the first one who went five seconds without yelling "AAAAAAA GLOMP" and rushing me
>she takes off the head
>zits like mount olympus and hair loss

10/10 trap
looks like I'm moving to ontario

>Asian women
>Being anything other than cute.

You've never lived in Asia, have you user?

What about those women that put sliced cheese on themselves and posed in front of cars?

I'm pretty sure that she's chinese.

t. an asian guy.

>file labeled falcunt
>its a commodore
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Most East Asian women have washboard faces, and virtually no curves, not saying European women don't have faults but East Asian are not on the pedestal you make them out to be.

Latina females are GOAT

As far as Asian women go... I prefer the ones who have more of an islander background. The ones with a darker skin tone.

That's why you date ones that didn't grow up in asia.

white women are all going for asian guys now (if theyre not being BLACKED)

>tfw my gf is half Okinawan and half White
Best fucking combo ever let me tell you what

I prefer cute russian girls.

...

...

1. be asian
2. be involuntarily celibate
3. spend all your time studying and building a career instead
4. drain your balls in some white woman who just wants to be a stay at home mom

...

>tfw bought a beams because it was the first car offered to me a at a decent price
I'm now getting rid of it for a rusty Nipbox that rips, later shitcunts
Love Live a shit, Im@s ya dumb shit

Yessssss! hondaprelude.com memories. LOL!

you drink allot of vodka, don't you.

>kute gurls

Idolmaster is dead shit for arcade geeks who ride 400cc shitbikes and drive old corollas.

Love Live is for well adjusted people who go outside for fun and drive cars with four seats.

Theres more asian women than asian men so theres plenty to go around

>2 Foxbodies

I actually don't think that's true; china for one has a very large gap between the male and female population due to males being valued more than females.