/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
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>Competitive News
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>Wiki
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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
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Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Streamlink: github.com/streamlink/streamlink
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>Watch this everyday
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Old Thread

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>tfw no hobbies besides CSGO and CSGO isn't even that interesting

>tfw completely stomp a lvl 10 on faceit

reminder that sg 553 > ak 47

Our guy shroud is streaming my dudes

ak + flash > sg553

>Jew
>ourguy
good evening reddo

>only having $4000 to buy

>french """"super team""""

hello reddo

It's a shake she got an ugly as bf. I'd love to give her kisses on her belly

you should fix your spelling mistakes before posting

It's tough posting from my phone desu

>tfw 2200 e-dpi is just a little bit too fast

i'm posting from my phone too

why did the c9 csgo team lose their house?

y u posting this?

jake yip smeared poop everywhere and the landlord "had it up to here" with them

No one besides probably stew and tim wanted to live there

>170364121
rude

here we go bois

youtube.com/watch?v=IFJ1wC5cPaE

sometimes when I play csgo I start commenting shit and talking to "people" like I am a semifamous twitch streamer

who cares about some nobody talking about a nobody scene

srs why even care about the na scene? it'll never go anywhere

someones butthurt

why am i supposed to care about what some autist and some sand person thinks

G2 1-4 in EPL now lmao

bc youre posting about it

>super team
Hahaha

Neck yourself you fucking loser dipshit braindead nigger.

Is he our 'let?

daily reminder that this general is garbage and you all should blast your fucking brains out

End yourself you autistic dumbass retard cunt faggot.

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Me too youtube.com/watch?v=-fNtP1sXrwU

Would yall buy counter strike t shirts/apparel that isnt completely cringe and has some subtle cool designs?

So not that one?

But yes, I do like subtle clothing that doesnt reveal my powerlevel

This isn't subtle at all.

the north jersey as well as their jacket and sweats mainly bc theyre made by adidas

i know i meant it as a example of the bad shit i was talking about

youtube.com/watch?v=ax0yMS8jacU

>turkroach mass psychosis in the comments
this is fucking hilarious

how the fuck do i hold drop?

Many a molly must be thrown

then what?

click on heads

>Hating on the 1.1a
What a pleb. Many players run that with different internals from real mice.

the
only
thingi
smoke
is mid

Pray to god. You cant really stop a rush through there but the longer you delay the better. if you have someone out by tree feel free to drop back out of window and just watch.

i would get a hat with jw's face on it

with an xm

Its a real shame if he is in fact cheating. I've started to enjoy watching spaceroaches play and Xantares is always good to watch.

doesnt xantares use a microsoft intellimouse?

That's some flusha 2014 tier shit right there holy shit

Apparently. I'd hope his isnt stock though.

I'd like some undies with his face right on the crotch.

id use mine if the scrollwheel wasnt so shit

>that isn't complete cringe

well, start posting some

Do you use HRTF?

this game is making me more retarded than call of duty did

no

All I want is a tec 9 sandstorm in real life that plays sandstorm whenever fired

Yes.
I often get to tell others where enemies are and then get blamed for wallhacking.

I also use radar zoomed far out and sometimes they show up on it randomly and the same thing happens.

no until they fix the audio fidelity

who the fuck uses time format HH.MM
it can't be 22nd of 17th month so is that what 22.17 means?

What do you mean? Everyone uses that.

Unless you are talking about a . instead of : in which case you have high grade autism.

11.10. at the end of sentence.
Now does that mean time of the day or the date? Fucking no one notes time with . that's fucking retarded. I can't tell when this mail came from because 22.17 is not a real time

you should end you'reself

>he doesnt use 24 month years (military year)

Anyone take modafinil?

im making some mock ups now ill post them when im done

Works ok
doesn't actually help with adhd and concerta makes you faster but modafinil makes you smart

What for? I have a mate that used to take it

Video games
I am mentally stable and only use drugs for recreation. I assume its not OTC though

>dm
>hear enemy steps from behind
>turn around and shoot them in the chest once or twice
>they backstab me in the face for 100dmg
>I still did 35 in 2
yeah I'm getting Dark Souls flashbacks all right

Depends where you are. I hear its hard to get a prescription for.

It works though. Friend took a mighty whack to his head in a motorcycle crash and modafinil is the only thing keeping his thoughts in order.

But really just do meth to be honest, easier to get a hold of

whos watching our guy chrisj

>meth
get real speed, meth will make you as retarded as all the cyka blyats we already have to deal with

there are maps that are good and not fun and there are maps that are fun but not good.
Which do you prefer?

Just because im in oregon doesn't mean meth should be my goal in life

What's the best linux distro for CS?

Lubuntu is giving me trouble.

Meth should be your goal any way.
Drugs are fucking great. It's not like you ever stop them because you don't think they're worth it. Except maybe MDPV. But you mainly stop them because the outside world forces you to. Dying doing something you love is fucking great.

windows 7

haha lol

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So much salt over this new IEM Sydney event. Finally the world can experience our pain of staying up to ungodly hours just to watch dudes shooting other dudes

twitter.com/daps/status/839203787986374656

>its another russian viewbotter on the top of the list episode
god i love this episode

Shit coach for a shit team

>tfw we'll never see Peacemaker's masterrace team

>tfw finally an event I can watch comfy

Hopefully we get some teams better than the huemonkeys

prize pool is big enough ($260,000AUD) that at least some other good teams will surely go to contest it.

where are you seeing this being complained about?

also, jks is destroying denial atm on nuke, 20-3-7 12 rounds in

I've seen at least 4 topics poke up on hltv while browsing matches. And had some seppos bitch about it in a chat I'm in.

Not much but its enough to amuse me

>browsing hltv forums
found your problem. australia is trash anyways

It is amazing but HLTV threads manage to actually be worse than csgog

>implying
I've just seen them pop up on the sidebar. And at least we know how to reply to people

+1

tha's pretty good tho mang

I remember a long time ago DRKN had a custom Global Elite jacket that in order to buy you had to prove you were actually GE

fragbite.se/cs/news/38062/you-could-be-wearing-a-global-elite-jacket-but-only-if-youre-global

Don't think they're still for sale though, but they were really cool subtle

They actually seem to have decent bants

Does anyone actually know how RNG even came across atter? Just seems like such a weird choice and we don't even know if he's permanently there