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>mfw there are unchivalrous fucking shits near me who dont worship the ladys feet

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I see marauder horsemen(throwing axes) have finally got their RoF adjusted.

Do I accept? It'd be nice to take a hot second to re-establish good relations with my allies, but at the same time I am way, way stronger then they are (I think).

Didn't CA give modders the tools for implementing campaign maps?

Why the fuck is the only campaign map on steam still the Siege of Karak Kadrin?

Greenskins are shit unless you play Crooked Moon.

Queen of Darkness~

queen of the bbc (big beastmen cock)

you need to get a real lady

Never stop, remove the frog.

Mannfred is the best and coolest lord

So, it is before the walls of Middenheim that the doom of our time shall be decided.

>Gobbo Archers

Holy shit, I managed to get the French to give me trade rights and Calais for a ceasefire. Also, the rebels in Chester sallied, so its time for a fight.

I'm not gonna lie, I had no idea if they would accept for not, but I'm gonna take this temporary peace and build my forces and let the Black Prince learn some shit.

With unit icons for comparison. Damn this was chaotic.

Should I bother seizing Gorssel after taking Marienburg or is the increase border I have to protect not worth owning a full province?

Could anyone recommend some good tutorials for PFM?
I just want to swap some peasant bodies.

So wood elves lost everything but the oak of ages, now they are refusing to raise armies, is that on purpose?

Seems so as I errantry warred all over Orions ass and wrecked his house, now he doesn't want to resettle or build another lord or is unable to.

>tfw can't help but wonder how big their dicks are

>tfw when your two strongest allies declare war on each other on the turn right before chaos invasion

Yeah, i wanted to vassalize him and use his hippies for cannon fodder, now he's just sitting there with nothing, i'll be sure to raze the tree to the ground next time and let him hold king's glade or something

>talking shit about my wife
Gonna come to your watery mistress' land and vanguard deploy my entire army, mortal.

How the fuck do I fight the Huns as Picts? Everything I have is shit! SHIIIIIIT!

How the hell do you get the achievment for winning 25 defensive siege battles? The AI never attacks, theyll just wait out the siege timer until the city gives up. Are there any mods that make the AI attack walled settlements more if I have more than just the garrison?

>vanguard deploy on my 100% chivalry maximum overdrive calvary army

oh no ill have to turn 360 degrees and moon walk all over your rotting ass

If you vassalize the orc faction, does it remove the -20 control modifier?

>Dwarfs
>Need a brain at all
LMAO

this picture

>how to spot a pleb

Well, this mod does one thing very wrong - it keeps these dumb as fuck missions from vanilla. Flanders is my ally, I'm not going to try to bribe away what I think is their capital.

Yes, as the Pleb will argue against it.

Diz git knows how ta FOIGHT!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

mad because your OC is shit and objectively false?

WHAT THERE'S MORE SCOT EVENTS
I KILLED THAT EXACT DAVID
FUCK

>That feel when ork/gobbo scum never fuck off

Fighting chaos fags with shitloads of horsefuckery.

r8 my dorf murder cube.

>Angrim

>box strats
Chariots and knights are gonna break through all of your flanks.

i'm in the midst of a conquer everything dwarf campaign, and humans got their shit smacked by gobbos and now it's turn 100 and chaos is invading full force.

anyways why bolt throwers? any specific advantage vs. chaos?

lease respond

That army got into a fight with 3 stacks of chaos and it retreated and I needed it back in the fight wiithin two turns.

Chaos fucked everything north of zufbar.

Don't bother. Marienburg is a pure money province and Nordland will almost always finish off Marienburg for you while providing a nice buffer zone to Skaeling fucks before Chaos arrives

Take it and put up walls in there. No reason not to, it's basically free money.

Huh, well, looks like the Isle of Man is a province as well? Another free region!

take Gossel build the saltmine, garrison building and send some shitty general there with 10 units and chaos/viking shitters won't be able to take it

I let Nordland hold it for a bit and then the poopoos razed it. I recolonized it after.

Resettling costs money. The Oak of Ages doesn't give enough alone to support an army (or if it does it's by a strand) so Orion is probably in the negatives.

Try bathing him in gold, see if that helps

AWAKEN MY ANCESTORS

they're busy securing the lebensbaum

>Gelt becomes a fucking super hero with magic mods

Why couldn't CA make magic powerful like this?

Fun as fuck.

Province edict

How the hell did you put Warrios of Chaos on the same level as beastmen?
Beastmen have:
>No infighting mechanic
>Free Stacks
>Cheaper Units
>Better skill bonuses
>Beastpath
>can ambush on normal attack move

Beastmen are literaly the easiest faction to play. Period. WoC? Not so much.

Anyone?

What faction did you have the most fun with /twg/?

Dwarfs.

They have a comfy grand campaign and aside from Grimgor, you can grush orcs and gobbos all of the day.

>facing three stacks of gobbos as Bretonnia in an effort to save what remains of the Empire
>poor_little_gobbos.png

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I'm a sappy fag who likes them all almost equally.
Chaos has the best battles though

Vlad or Gelt.

I just wish their campaign wasn't so bad.

Playing as a roving band of viking demon knights should feel a lot more fun than it is.

been watching a bunch of online matches and I notice players string out their melee units as long as possible, like 3 men deep strings

since people are using it competitively I'm assuming this works?

are there no drawbacks to this except cavalry charges?

Vamps > Chaos > Empire > Dawi > Greenskins

Not even an edgelord. Have yet to play Brets, Welfs and Beastmen.

Magician units just get fucked without a personal guard. Two units of pistolers found AI Vamp Himmler and volleyed him to death during a siege he initiated.

>Current campaign
>Closing in on Vamps last province, two armies and gelt recruiting a third
>Night gobbos fuck over Averland and dwarves and invade my reikland

They are losing their base, why are they here!

Bretonnia > Dorfs (Angrund) > Vampire Cunts > Empire > Greenskins
The dlc factions are shit so I haven't touched them.

>Vamps > Chaos > Empire > Dawi > Greenskins

This, with DLC factions

>Vamps = Bretonnia > Chaos > Empire > Crooked Moon > Beastmen > Dawi > Angrund > Greenskins

You want the enemy to charge his cav anyway, the one who commits first gets countered and loses.

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Also fuck elves. I barely managed to sack and raze Waterfall Palace with Durthu inside it as Bretonnia, and in the next turn Torgovann slapped my ass. Elven genocide is much harder as Bretonnia than when i was Empire and Mousillon.

Bretonnia>Vampire Counts>Mousillon>Empire>Tilea
Thats all i played so far. I need to play as dorfs, but i want to do it with The King and The Warlord.
And i won't buy without sale.

Empire>Dwarfs>Vampires>Bretonnians>Wood Elves>Chaos>Greenskin>Meme men

Easily Bretonnia. I love Calvary.

>let me tell you about marienburg

I gave him 50k to bend the knee, he's not lacking for anything.

That is exactly what he is not doing, he has one settlement, the oak.

I assure you ireland is too, all land must be part of a province, secure both.

What are flagelants supposed to be good at?

Sure they can hold until they die but they all melt like butter against anything and inflict almost nothing.

>That army comp

It's probably early game but fucking shit get some free company

>all those swords
PRINCE
AND EMPEROR
But not a tactician apparently.

>your ally gets attacked by someone you have a NA pact with
>enter on your ally's side
>lose credibility

Holding something in place. I used the Tattersouls plus Volkmar and put them in front of my line, which was otherwise just regular swordsmen and handgunners in triplex acies (meme formation). The flagellants would pin at least 3 units of infantry about 20m in front of my line, the swordsmen would eat the rest of the charge and the handgunners would finish them off. They'd often die, but since they were a RoR you could just recruit them again instantly the next turn.

>he thinks The Lady is a real deity

it's turn 6 senpai, there is no level 2 barracks

Hold the enemy in place so you can fuck them up with arty and cav. Also they're pretty fucking good when teamed up with Volkmar.

More real than whatever homo the Empire's worshipping. Have you seen her blessing?

>that squig spam
>I have 0 (ZERO) anti-large
can I win?
on legendary

>Talabecland and Stirland get attacked by vampire counts and drag me into a war to help them
>for some reason this pisses off Averland immensley and they're now fighting a three front war with us and the fucking vampires
I wish I could understand

You gonna get squigged

You can win if you play it safe.

It's just a bunch of stupid gobbos. He doesn't even have his spider.

>middenland has declared war on you!
>no allies have chosen to join the fight
>invited by: crooked moon

i'd auto desu

>legendary
>5 melee units against 19 of them
Yeah, someone's gonna get squig'd.

>attack click to check out enemy army
>cancel attack
>you have lost the Blessing of the Lady

>Brave Sir Robin ran away
>Bravely ran away away
>When danger reared it's ugly head
>He bravely turned his tail and fled
>Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
>And gallantly he chickened out
>Swiftly taking to his feet,
>He beat a very brave retreat
>Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

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Proof right there that's ze Lady is always watching.

Use just the (building buffed) garrison and they will attack pretty often after building some siege equipment. You should win almost every time. Dwarfs are particularly good at this because the basic units are good.

tactical auto resolve

this outcome is pretty ridiculous, I'd have been decimated in the real battle
almost feel bad for the wee green men

You better believe it.

Man Warhammer autoresolve is fucking retarded

I sure hope the twins will be the third Wood Elf lord choice.

It will be Ariel, won't it? Fuck.

>vassalizing orcs

Raze is already an option on the last wood elf settlement, what more do you need?

ze lady
>can at will bless a large number of troops giving them protection against physical damage
>can give an incredible boost to power of select few who drink from her grail
shitmar
>can't save his most devout priest in his most holy temple
>can't even grant that priest death when he begs for it
elven slut > human "god"

>turn 11
>entire new legion is raised from underage recruits
>marienburgers came into eilhart and are laying ambush
>going to charge into it and spring the trap
>MARIENBURG DELENDA EST