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>NEWS & STREAMS
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q(‿)p

second for Kevin ''PurgeGamers'' Godec

1st for Grant

mfw playing necro safe lane farming

WAIT DID BURNING SYLAR JAMMA DROP OUT OF THE QUALIFIERS? ?

Give me a (You) if you miss Aaron /ourguy/ 'Ayesee' Chambers

That faggot was a shit caster and I'm glad he's gone.

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SingSing will win the second open Qualifiers.

Grants streaming the NA Quals

adelaide?

adelaide

>be like the richest video game company in the world
>unannounced server downtime in prime time every other day

Why is Valve so fucking trash. I think it's pretty 2009 to have regularly downtime but at least companies like Blizzard and Riot announce it and tries to do it at times with low player volume.

kill the weeb

>valve
>richest
they struggle to maintain any semblance of customer support and didn't have manpower to even fix the bugs in their game, how can they be richest? meanwhile at riot they have a lot of talented programmers and abundance of customer service ready to maintain a healthy and non-toxic environment in order to ensure their customer's satisfaction. And also riot is owned by Tencent, therefore they are very very rich, and far richer than valve.

How can they be rich? Probably because they never spend money on anything.

what a qt

I'm guessing the coordinator is down everywhere?

what's up members and coposters of the dota 2 gulag`

nobody here liked ayesee except ironically for a very long time

you really shouldn't try this hard to fit in

i liked ayesee unironically since the start

>Not watching Ayesee

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on Veeky Forums. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah

have a youvote

>tfw will never hang out with the boys
youtu.be/1QP2-Xi_Hxo
having friends must be nice

when did t4 towers get 3hp/s regen?

They don't

dota2.gamepedia.com/Tier_4_Tower

>clips-twitch-tv/FuriousPlainAubergineFutureMan
>None of the former Secret players on EG actually give a shit about the obligations "drama"
>EE is the only one going out of his way to make a big fuss about it
really makes you hmm

Same time patch 7.00 hit.

So since december 2016

Is GrandGrant retarded or something? He's so annoying and stupid.

it's not only EE tho? and besides EG players are rich as fuck so they won't care and Artour is a man child

>Grant

He's pretty funny

rtz literally not giving a fuck about whether he got paid or not is a different story to whether or not they were paid what they were owed

>it's not only EE tho?
then who else because nobody else that actually matters has said jack shit

Don't worry, Wagamama is going to start streaming in a little while.

Why are teams that are already in the regional qualifiers playing in the opens?

It's more like every pro player isn't socially stunted and understands that any shit between pro player stays between pro players and shouldn't turn into some drama on a forum of manchildren who love playing judge/jury/executioner.
People love siding with EE because he seems honest or whatever but leaking the logs and making that post was extremely manipulative.

our guys Notail and Fly which literally doesn't matter anymore since they rich as fuck.
EE is just sperging about that because he knows they(NP) can't win a lan so he needs to get that money from secret so he can pay his players.

who here hoping Col lose?

When do our guys play again?

no ways they will lose to pub

bringbring noob

How bad did QO stack lose to col?

i dont understand the problem

either there was a contract that puppey/Secret broke which means EE can sue or there is no contract which means EE was being a retard and can't do anything about it

Puppey is under no obligation to do anything if EE was such a dumb retard he didnt even sign a contract, even if he's a thief, there's no legal grounding, what does bitching about it on reddit/twitter accomplish

>Puppey is under no obligation to do anything if EE was such a dumb retard he didnt even sign a contract
you the type of nigga to argue in favour of scalping

>start reading with a smile
>end up sad

what if he is just making shit up

>you will never experience TI4 EU hub again

is grant being retarded on purpose

in aprox 12 hours
faceit.com/en/dota2/tournament/7ba1ea22-fc52-4b68-97b3-24677ad6d1d6

When do veggies play

all western players don't have contracts (only chinks have it) its all verbal agreement so which means EE will lose but he's pressuring Puppey using social media as a way to get his money.

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they can give eg a good fight
there's absolutely no way they are losing to random 7k stacks in BO3

>Game so ded that they have to play other games now to get viewers

Uhh dotards?

pld is such a qt

>being so new you don't know what the hub is

Guess I should've put a /s at the end huh?

>NA is such a joke region that a team of casters is going to make it first round into the qualifiers
b-but muh ti5

Well, Lumni hasn't changed at least. He's more or less irrelevant though.

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how do we go on about making the dota pros and ''casters'' play mario party, gangbeasts and some other meme games again on stream

They do it at every TI qual hub

reminder that TI 5 was the only TI that mattered

is climbing with weaver viable

I have good games with him 85%+ of the time but it doesnt feel like he can really carry a game om his own, which is frustrating when your team has a bad a game

there was a TI6hub? where are the memes, also if i remember correctly at TI5hub they just played mafia or something? i actually didnt pay much attention that year

reminder that china will win back to back TIs

If grant wasn't borderline autistic, would he get invited to do play-by-play at tournaments?

he's good but he doesnt have much room for error

>when your team has a bad a game
Just buy aghs and you can unfuck your teamates or yourself on a low cooldown

>china winning in an odd year

They had a "fun" stream where people played pool, ssb and mafia

boycott Beyond The Summit

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why aren't you watching GrandGrant?

duh

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How old is this meme?

who /moo/ here?

>TI7 will be aquatic themed
neat

so will VEG throw or what?

>boycotting the #1 premium dota casting empire
goy what are you doing?
>bikini Rylai and Lina hats
God bless dota

Wait a minute... Who is the middle aged guy hiding behind Abed?

about damn time Valve gave in to sex appeal

>tfw the TI7 player booths are literally underwater

>avoid (...) human skulls, blood and gore

Baby game.

how can Abed communicate with the rest? also
>pinoys=Asians are genetically small
>somehow Abed is taller than jimbo
JUST

cthulu sets when

>losing team gets dropped into a pool of water rigged under the booths

Z-GOD

>go ahead and see how YOU many more YOU can hook in to match the theme
cant wait for baywatch beastmaster and palm treant protector

>More sets for Slark
Nice

>split push with AM
>get flamed
>split push with rhasta
>get commended
dotards?

Reports are just commends for cool people.

Veggies are goodBeans

Mason "10 inches of spic-murdering North American steel" Venne

>tfw grandgrant is unironically retarded
>tfw you still love watching him anyway

grandgrant makes the world slightly better