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How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, March 8th:

1576 – A letter to King Philip II of Spain contained the first European mention of the Mayan ruins of Copán in modern Honduras.
1702 – Princess Anne of Denmark and Norway became the Queen of England, Scotland and Ireland, succeeding William III.
1919 – During the Egyptian revolution of 1919, British authorities arrested Saad Zaghloul and two others, exiling them to Malta.
1966 – Nelson's Pillar (pictured), a large granite pillar with a statue of Lord Nelson on top in Dublin, Ireland, was severely damaged by a bomb.

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EU4 - 28/02
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# Mods
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>>[CK2] - user Music Mod
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First for Hermatic>other dumb orders

Reminder to buy your games

dururududrudu durudud u durururdu.... hello... and welcome, to the history of Rome

I see CK2 on sale. Is it worth it? I only have 22 dollars to spend and i was thinking about waiting until hearts of iron goes on sale. help me /gsg/

purchase base game, pirate dlc. HoI 4 is trash and if you want one of them than get DH or 3.

Buy the base game and pirate the DLCs, actually a new one just came out, I don't know if it's been uploaded yet

Why does paradox put out so much DLC? I don't wanna pirate but they don't give me much of a choice.

Shit there's like a whole new world lmao

Because they know they can get away with it.

because they know that /r/paradoxplaza and casuals will buy it no matter how shit the dlc is. Paradox based the pricing of The Cossacks not from the content included, but because of the man hours put in which resulted in ridiculous price for like no content.

why do you think?
in all seriousness, it's because most of the reddit/steam/paradoxplaza faggots will but it no matter how shit it is

Honestly we should make a GS

Bird mana buys liquor. Deal?

i agree paradox suxxx

What anime is op image from?

Honestly we should make a VN

>AI gets 17k troops in CK2
>proceeds to stackk it and lose 9k on the march to the other AIs country
WHY!!!! I SET YOU UP WITH A FUCKING KINGDOM YOU MORON AND NOW YOULL GO INTO DEBT AND LOSE SHITLOADS OF PRESTIGE!

who /rose cloud of holocaust/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=zl3YEH_5f5I

Girls und Panzer

Honestly we should wait for Mayo in texas, the second

Is there a game where Pennsylvania can remove the smelly New Jersey and New Yorker scum?

Sucks people actually buy into this. You would spend half the price of a new PS4 buying all the DLC.

But unlike the PS4 there is actually something to play.

It's not paradox fault you are a pedo

wrong way round mate
liqueur mana buys birds

never been to a bar?

...

Paradox is shit at coding.

PROTIP: If you go to the de Jure title screen you can see the current holders hidden traits. Use this to find the heretics/Satanists in your realm.

I wish. I want someone to make a game where you can play as PA and take over the whole US.
f

Is it safe to use the steam game folder to pirate the DLCs? Or should I just install a separate pirate version altogether? I usually play with a friend who has all dlcs. Trying to start up a singleplayer campaign - feels empty. Also want to see all those cosmetic goodies.

Reminder to encourage and partake in longposting

Pic related

Yeah, I pirated all the DLCs a couple of months ago and I never had any problems with Steam

Fuck, you're right. Liquor buys bird mana then.

Fellow PAer here. I wish the Super States mod for EUIV would update already. I want to conquer Canada and Mexico as Pennsylvänie

If you don't post on paradoxplaza there's no chance in hell you'll get done for it.

Did not know about this mod. Thanks user.

Illinoisan here, I too know the feeling of a larger city completely shitting up your state. What's your stance on Pittsburgh?

As I said, it's not updated, so you'll have to roll back EUIV if you want it to work as intended.

Pittsburgh is full of fart-sniffing liberals, but it's not irredeemable. Although I don't live there, so I wouldn't fully know.

Philadelphia is the obvious tumor of Pennsylvania. And Harrisburg is just another way of saying "Mos Eisley."

>tfw dad's from Illinois

Not him but I live in east PA never been there. Philly is a shit hole though. Only time I waas there someone shot a guy for his shoes. I dont travel in state because all cities are shit. Live in Bethlehem, weve been taken over by stealing chinks and Illegal mexicans. Casinos, not even once.

>tfw in high vicinity of Poo-in-Loos

To be fair, they aren't niggerly, but Jesus can they be arrogant as fuck.

New Jersey Supremecy!

>tfw I enjoy South Bethlehem more than the University

Every Indian business owner Ive met cheats some way. Its either under the table pay, or not following corporation regulations, or closing the business every year to avoid taxes... They are cancer.

>americans

Certain parts are fine, but all the non city parts that arent for the rich are being taken from the owners and theyre building government housing for Mexicans. All Mexicans nothing else. I dont know why but my grandparents area is surrounded now and probably next because people are leaving.

fuck Pennsylvania and fuck white people

So is this DLC shit? It looks like shit (at least for the price). I mean maybe its not if you like all the devil worshiping stuff but the rest of the orders and stuff the DLC gives you look lackluster. Any opinions from people who played it?

Based Anna

eww gayr**k

t. buttblasted mamluk

If I recall Korumorimine bought Prussian cavalry tactics

Kuro are YUGE Prussianboos

Top fucking kek.

In CK2 is there any reason to have more than 1 heir?

I managed to get a genius son while my wife died in childbirth. Since then I've been killing off old men and marrying their widows because old women tend to be infertile and have high stewardship. I'd like to avoid having all of my county titles get split up when I die.

...

Im turkic, I just hate mexicans.

The best part is if you try to criticise any part of it on /-r/paradoxplaza you het a dozen passive aggressive replies. It's pretty hilarious to look at it really, because the more overt aggression they show the more downboats they get, so you'll frequently see stuff like:

"Umm haha yeah sorry YOU dont like it but i think youll find everyone else does mmkay lmao"

long boy

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>deleted
>still there

Jannies truly are the weakest race.

What ONE POST could redpill /r/paradoxplaza like no other?

being a big guy

you have to go back

some day HOI4 will be recognized as the greatest gsg of all time.

>pepe worship
*cringes*

Fucking actual orders like the Benedictines and Dominicans are shit in the DLC. Paradox went all out on the magic and satan worshipping but, couldn't be assed to flesh out the others just as much.

itt we write a letter to paradoxplaza one word at a time


Hello

*Hangs self*

>muh Kabbalah
kill yourself faggot kike.

fuck off HPM/r&i

you were late
deal with it

that's a guy

DEAR,

Faggots

Amanda?

My penis refuses to believe that's true

Is it at all fun playing as a secret Jew, Muslim, Christian, ect.?

stop being Christcuck.

>Russia

Jews

WE

roleplay as a """""""Christian""""""" who's actually a Jew and conquer the world.

>north carolina
that's virginia you tard

Niggas

demand

AND

liquor

for

yeehaw

Being an insane black Jewish Satanist is kinda weird, not gonna lie.

cringes

Have you prayed to you Lord Turkslayer today yet?

((anti-cringes

*loads gun*

yeehaws on ur face

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in monks and mystics, I can only select monk hairstyle, and for some reason all catholic counts have that hair and a monk staff.

why?

You tipped off My moron detector.

why?

fuck drumpf and fuck white people