Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.
STOP THIS
Can't afford it at the moment but working towards it. Definitely want one of these for my collection.
[spoiler]SPIKE DIES![/spoiler]
The sad part is gm fangirls actually think this is true, Lmao
>Corvette™
Got my eyes on a '74 corvette. Plan on swapping it with a 5.4 diesel.
A beautiful cougar helped me change my tire today. I had skidded over a curb getting hektik on the street, and I had to replace a tire out in the pouring rain. I fell on my ass a couple times trying to pry the nuts off with the small lug wrench my sc came with. She had a corvette stingray in red, very beautiful car. Good thing I kept my spare tire in my car, and an air pump, otherwise id be stuck on the road waiting for AAA to help
they're uncomfortable, well the new ones at least. I had a chance to sit in a c7 gran sport at a car show last year and it was the most cramped vehicle i've ever been in.
>it was the most cramped vehicle i've ever been in.
You must be a pretty big dude.
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Poor and I'm not about to pretend that I'm not, even though my car is worth what an older generic one would cost.
Why do people keep making this thread?
I'm not as big as that dude, i'm a pretty average 5'11. maybe whoever was in it before me was really fuckin short and moved the seat forward and wheel down and stuff, idk.
Waiting on my reenlistment bonus.
Because it is a piece of shit that explodes after 6 miles and overheats after a lap???
Prez/o/ is mad the corvette is shit
>faster than GT-R for half price
Maybe faster at overheating.
KEK! GM BTFO AGAIN!
going to leave this here for a massive trigger
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Yes, an American car. The price isn't inflated, the parts aren't import, the mechanisms aren't overly complicated. It's just a simple, American, powerful as fuck car. For the price, it can't be beat.
Sure other cars can certainly beat it in certain aspects, but certainly not for the same price.
At least we made it 14 posts without this pic which is surprising.
but but GTR costs 10times more then C7 !!!
Does anyone else think the c7 corvette sounds like a tractor?
Lol, look at how triggered the GM cuckhold still gets
Any video of said laptime?
When did being right become being triggered? You millenials really are snowflakes.
>right
How, there is no video of GM damage control
>Millenial
How does it feel to know that your best years are no more, grandpa?
It feels about as good as knowing my college tuition was cheaper per semester than your textbooks. I do not envy you, kiddo.
>Not having FREE college
>Americans
Sounds like someone needed a helping hand to get through life. Sorry, but I'd rather be a has-been than a never-been, son. Re-evaluate yourself, sometime.
>Fox and grapes
Its like you hate civilization
No, just most people.
>GM fangirls are antisocial spergs
>GM fangirl, has owned cars from Ford, Mazda, GM, and BMW.
Nice try, though.
Hating most people does not equate to being antisocial. You probably equate them due to personal feelings. It's okay bebe.
>literal definition of antisocial
American Education strikes again!11!
Except I still socialize. You can still socialize and interact with society while hating most people. Again, you're mixing things up, probably from personal feels. You may want to look up the definition, compadre.
Where's your flag on the moon?
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>Plan on swapping it with a 5.4 diesel
I wanna see the amount of boomer rage caused by this.
Nice, the americucks are getting triggered
Being anti social has nothing to do with socializing or whatever
Read a book nigger
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I have a C5 corvette. You're over-hyping corvettes.
>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>>Buying a new car ever
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>>No it's not.
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>>Tire dependent
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>>Subjective
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>>Not on the base model that your using as a price tag
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>>not if you accelerate. ever.
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>>fair point
>Starts at only $50k
>>for the base model. Not for all the extras you mentioned lol
Corvettes suck. Period. Had 2 of them.
Antisocial
adjective
1. Unwilling or unable to associate in a normal or friendly way with other people.
You were saying?
>lacking consideration or harmful behaviour towards other people
Yeah those anti social blm rioters are all r9k neets who don't know how to talk to people Lmao
My goodness, it's like there's multiple definitions. Ho Lee Shit.
i hate the objective fact that the corvette outperforms the gtr so much
it really bothers me
All those dubs can't be wrong.
I am a professional race driver, lap times mean a lot to me when determining which car to buy and drive on the street.
Ls1 commodore t56 Master race here
Noice
It's because I am not over 50 years old and telling the landscapers to go back to Mexico.
Such a good thread, thanks for educating these plebs OP.
I loved my c7 3lz when I had it pic related. I had a z06 on order but I got a house and a bunch of guns instead.
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