He plays metal music in his car

>offer qt girl from work a ride.
>start car up
>forgot I had conservative talk back radio on

been in a similar situation except I had the 'How to win friends and influence People' audiobook playing.

I even had the fucking cd case out.

>thinking every station is rupert's

nigga turn your dial lmao

>He doesn't play Hard Bass in his car

>metal is just some guy in black clothes screaming about death and misery
All these fucking dorks never played an instrument in their life...

i sometimes listen to metal for the music, not lyrics

>giving a shit about lyrics
>not being moved by the R I F F S

>he plays music he likes in his car

>play kinks
>everybody looks in disgust
come on, whats wrong with listening to songs to make you happy once in a while

Yeah that's what I'm saying. Veeky Forums can't seem to appreciate the instrumentals and musicianship because they can't get over the vocals

What? I don't get angry and depressed when I listen to metal haha

Fucking racist piece of shit.

>bang on drums with fists for 5 minutes
>play same 2 chords over and over again
>bassist just kind of does whatever because no one can fucking hear him anyway

Average metal band amirite

says the guy who has zero musical talent

These are the same idiots who think Marilyn Manson is responsible for the Columbine shooting.

(You)

my nigga

that's punk, you seem to have mixed up your genres

youtube.com/watch?v=0eR6dUQ90cc

>be a metal ""musician""
>can't write a song
>just jerk off your guitar for 8 minutes and record everything else poorly so no-one notices it's trash

>american punk

>not semi-ironically having a Super Eurobeat playlist for when there's a nice empty stretch of road ahead

>not taking out the radio for weight reduction

umm, eurobeat is fucking shit, try actually having some taste of your own instead of just consuming fucking memes from a stupid imageboard, I bet you have retarded ass weaboo stickers on your car too.
Grow the fuck up.

>not listening to metal solely for the lyrics

All you hippies better start to face reality,
All your far fetched dreams of anarchy,
Better start to see things the way they are,
'Cause the way things
Are going they won't be goin' far.

World peace can't be done.
It just can't exist.
World peace can't be done.
Anarchy's a mess.

Things are getting hectic.
It's all gonna end.
You don't know what's waitin' up around the bend.
Open your eyes, perhaps you'll realize.
If AIDS don't get you then the warheads will.

All you hippies better start to face reality,
All your far fetched dreams of anarchy,
Better start to see things the way they are,
'Cause the way things
Are going they won't be goin' far.

World peace can't be done.
It just can't exist.
World peace can't be done.
Anarchy's a mess.

Things are getting hectic.
It's all gonna end.
You don't know what's waitin' up around the bend.
Open your eyes, perhaps you'll realize.
If AIDS don't get you then the warheads will.

World peace can't be done!
World peace!
It just can't exist.
World peace!
World peace can't be done.
World peace!
Anarchy's a mess!
World peace can't be done!
World peace!
No it can't.
World peace!
It just won't exist.
World peace! World peace! World peace!

>umm
>using commas as full stops
>grow the fuck up
The ironing.

>doesn't even know the difference between a high hat and a ride cymbal
>couldn't play five chords if I asked him to
>tiny cuck hands would be sore after 30 seconds of bass playing

amirite

STOP WATCHING ANIME YOU FUCKING LOSER

Okay. Just for you.

t. dubstep channel owner

>replying

Cannibal Corpse - "I Cum Blood"

Swollen with liquid
Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled asshole

Fucking the rotting
My semen is bleeding
The smell of decay
Seeps from her genital cavity

The smell was unbearable
As I unburied her
I cum blood from my erection
I feel it run
down her throat, swallow
Eyes glassy and vacant
body dug up to play with
Skin greasy and naked
tounguing her rotted anus

I need a live woman
to fill with my fluid
A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill
her body exceptional
she thought I was normal
but I wanted more

I came blood inside of her
chocking on the clot
gagging on the snot
gushing blood, from her mouth
bloody gel leaking out
Body buried in a shallow grave
Unmarked for none to find
The sickness I have left behind
Undetected go my crimes
The greatest thrill of my life
To slit my own cock with a knife

Violent, climax
Serging serum
on my skin

Back from the dead
I am resurrected
to spew, putrefaction

Keep watching anime.

WOOOOAAAH. Those lyrics are fucked up brooooo. You must be a bad ass

I'm afraid user's argument was too strong. I'm an animeless man now.

>taking Cannibal Corpse lyrics seriously

>listening to cannibal corpse
Literally the shittiest death metal vocals I've ever heard

Just read Peter Sotos instead of this cartoon gore.

I actually don't care for them as a band. Just find the lyrics amusing.

...

He can't fully enjoy the whopper.

youtube.com/watch?v=6J8xf3nuCtw

>Death metal
>Anything but shittiest

Pick one

Does anybody actually like cannibal corpse? I can't stand them, they just seem like they're trying way too hard to be controversial and disgusting. Maybe that's the whole point though,

>Not listening to Death

m.youtube.com/watch?v=j3OPOYG6XIQ

ikr

>not exclusively playing The Beach Boys in the summer

>semi-ironically
give it some time and eurobeat becomes unironically your favourite genre

And that's when you know you've hit rock bottom.

youtube.com/watch?v=mmg3jr7Bhfo

Literally what metal even plays only two chords? 90% of metal is harmonic minor and pentatonic. Agree with other two though, there's only a few good metal bassists and drummers.

youtube.com/watch?v=YdGSrhu8yEs

What chord should come before a 7th diminished?

>nu-Death

I bet you also listen to Cynic to fit in.

...

Why did I get hard reading this.

TOOL a best

I've seen them live twice.

>Not listening to Whitehouse and the Gerogerigegege when other people are in your car
STOP GIGGLING, CHICKENSKIN

Don't care. You can be a competent guitarist without knowing all that technical musical jargon. Stop jerking yourself off.

We /mu/ naow... fuck that place.

agreed
>vomits incoherently in microphone not being able to keep ryrhem with the double bass kick
>double kick bass drum is completely overused while molesting the snare and cymbals overpowering everything
>guitar and bass inaudible over the sound of vomiting and the molestation of the drums.
>go to concert
>literally jut a pool of lanky ass white dudes with girl hair just beating the shit out of each other (flailing their limbs around until they hit something) because they were deprived of attention as children.

metal fans are even worse than vegans when it comes to not shutting the fuck up about it.

I think you went to some modern hardcore show.

genres aside some ppl listen to music loudly and thats fine

but lol when its a white bro with some very aggressive music while hes sitting at a stoplight in his front wheel drive Jetta vaping and wearing sunglasses totally oblivious to how ridiculous he looks

its not much different than a nigger in a honda accord with tinted windows and a dented quarter panel playing top40 rap music so loud it distorts the bass, mean muggin strangers at the stop light thinking it makes him look tough even though he's driving economy class while the music is bragging about the most vapid shit like bankrolls and bitches

Am I the only one who gets all self conscious and turns my music down when someone pulls up next to me? Then turn it back up when the light turns green lol

white people can be niggers, thats why its a meme and not a racial slur you ignorant /pol/ shill

Is fuckboi the white nigger?

no, see you did it again. You can be a nigger no matter what color of your skin, thats the beauty if the meme.

I blast Septic Flesh, Gojira, Mastodon, Alcest, and Opeth from my UPS truck while delivering random stuff all the time :)

I usually do this when I have my windows down. There's some music I find annoying so I just put myself in their shoes and lower it a bit.

No. Depends what I'm listening to though

Why do some people see it necessary to play their music at a level that literally causes hearing damage? I hate riding in my friend's car because he blasts metal to the point where it actually hurts my ears.

Fuccboi taste/10

wow youre really missing the point you fucking autist lol

the metal i listen to is about dudes fighting ancient chaos gods and kicking their ass! also school bullies.
i have fresh daily italo/eurobeat/vaporwave/viperwave/afrobeat/bashment/trap funk/stochasticism mixes for pure aesthetic driving and i'm a better human being than u

>buy used saab
>all radio presets are for news and npr or classical
>cd stuck in stereo is nightwish

Npr is great though. Especially "Wait wait don't tell me"

metalfags are taking the bait hard, I see

just listen to it, who gives a fuck what people think

it's better than the degenerate rap music by far

'wait wait dont' tell me' is pretty good, marketplace is 993 turbo s tier.

Thx user, that was guud

>implying I don't

>Tfw I can't stand any anime besides Initial d
>I now listen to eurobeat fairly often in my car
>I get called a weeb by my friend who watches Naruto, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z and some others I can't remember

>he doesnt

...

He may watch them but you're taking shit to real life m8. Nobody wants to listen to meme music.
Also massive bait.
OP, Nobody wants to hear any music blaring from another car, it's a pathetic power display.

>he doesn't listen to MM
pleb tier

Back in elementary school 99% of my friends were Korean and we'd just play N64 and watch Dragon Ball Z. Good times.

I only got a bit into the Cell saga and stopped watching.

I like some of his songs, but his whole gimmick is kind of cringe. Wow... You're so scary with your fake contact lenses and face paint. Blow me.

Only edgy teenagers are into his performances. His music itself is patrician tier though

Who cares about his act. His music is god tier.