Who on Veeky Forums would you date?

Would you date someone on Veeky Forums just to ride in their car?

Would you suck someone's dick to get to drive their car?

Would you fuck someone for their car?

I would fuck the shit out of anyone who has a thunderbird

I'd date a 5/10 if she has a legitimate interest in cars.

I would not suck a dick to drive any car. Period.

Are they female? Otherwise, I don't think anyone here owns a Duesenberg, the Count Trossi Mercedes, or the like. It would take something like that for me to even consider it.

>he wouldn't suck a dick to ride in a car
lmao insecure drumpf supporter detected

Yes
Maybe, it'd have to be something superrare
If I really wanted it, yes

Not a homo, but I have more love for cars than I have pride, so these answers don't matter for the sex of the person in question. Except #2 which becomes more likely if it's a chick with a strap on and not a biological penis.

Id date u bby

mrcummy ;^)

Goddamn faggotry in this thread.

>not being gay
What are you, gay?

this
kill yourself /pol/

Any hot Veeky Forums traps with sexy cars?

>traps
>hot

Frickin hot?

I'm not gay; not sorry.

I would date taxi. He's really sweet.

No wonder you faggots love the Miata.

You'll go gay for me bb

>checked

post cork

Post footpucci first

You faggots need to deepthroat the exhaust of your car while it's running.

Yes, I did vote for Trump.

Not happening. I'd be more likely to join those MGTOW losers, and that isn't going to happen, either.

I'd fuck a cute Miata, but the owner.


And yes, I'm a pedo.

Nigga I won't let my woman stay in the driver seat of my car unless the car is parked.

I'd let her use my dick as a gear lever to simulate gear changes while I do engine noises with my mouth

Are you afraid of penises?

I would not date anyone on Veeky Forums for their car.

No, I'm not afraid of penises; hell, working as an undertaker means I've tied strings around their tips and shoved plugs up several dead men's asses, I'm simply not gay and have ZERO interest in men.

>deal with penis and man ass daily
>not gay

But not*

How do u?!

what?

dew

That's only cool if the Nixon is original.

That's gay yo.

nope
nope
only if I can sell it and it is worth at least 5 figures

The firs few were, but I had a run of reproductions made.

Didn't know u were in CO m8

Where at?

C/o/ when (though it would probably be awkward when 5 people show up and it's Kit Kuck, that middle aged dude with a 4cyl Mustang, and a few 16 year olds)

I'm not; I'm in Texas. I use that plate for the tollways that take photos of cars license plates.

yes except the date. Whore for turbo

>Duesenberg
ok faggot

I've always wanted to refuel this while at 60 mph like those planes.

probably the gayest thing I've read today