How do you let everyone know you're not a car guy?

How do you let everyone know you're not a car guy?

I drive a hyundai but sometimes it feels like that just isn't enough.

leave your gas flap open

I only go full autist when someone else makes a car comment first.

Cant help myself from pointing it out if I see a rare car though.

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>sitting on the car
>putting your shoes on the car
RRREEEEEEEEEEE

Pretty hot though

It's a trap m8

I like to wear cargo shorts (stuck in the 90s) and my car isnt street legal (because it isn't registered)
What does that make me

PRETTY
HOT
THOUGH

>drive up behind slowfag tourists in the outer lane (RHD Aus) and WOT them

I wear cargo shorts cause they are comfy. And some mods can add to the value, i sold my last car for 1k over kbb because it had a system in it. I have none of the other spaces

oh we know. comment still stands.

pretty easy, all you have to do is make daily corvette vs gtr threads

>it's a trap m8
Where are the proofs

IF
YOU'RE
A
FAG
THAT
EATS
CUM

Behind those pantyhose us a coiled up degenerate canadian benis, and behind that, a lifetime of unaddressed mental health issues encouraged in a snowflake-positive environment.

This grid is just a mash-up of all the current car trends, my guy.

I have brought shame upon my family. My only option left is sudoku

>added a badge to your car

I hope noone ever finds out my soccermom SUV isn't actually awd like it says on the back

how else do I call an e36 for example?

How the fuck is that not a girl?

Seriously, that's got to be the most fuckable guy I've ever seen.

here's your reply

yeah until you hear the voice

the "Thats a MAN, baby!" voice

Everyone posts it's a trap, nobody posts any proof. Never change Veeky Forums.

A Prius is as much of a non-car-guy car as you can get right now. Get one of those, fill the interior with empty fast food containers, and put a "Baby on board" sticker on the back window.

It actually is, check @sperrens

Thanks!

you forgot to say no homo

by paying $500 for an oil change and "100 point safety check"

then $30 for a headlight globe and $50 for installation

that'll show em

boy hips when exposed midriff and no corset

confirmed trap

What's up with the tits though, is it a dude with surgeries?

Not a trap if I already knew she had a dick

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damn

>replying to heartbreaker's autism

Shiggy

>being an American from pol
Shiggy indeed

Except I am not an amerifat nor I visit /pol/???

Oh? Is that true?

Impossible, they look way more real in that photo above and there's nothing really covering the edge of the alleged fake tits thing unless the headphones are very carefully placed

Why are these Leafs a new meme on Veeky Forums?

But the 86 is a good car

>175hp
>good

Fuck off bench racer. You're the spot right next to it

It's a girl.

t. trap expert

How can you tell? Teach me master

Don't worry, you can learn from your mistake. Get a half decent car next time

Thank god. lol

goodbye boner

Megafag detected

GM fangirl detected

(I actually are a closet GM fangirl but dont let anyone know this)

Ehm the corvette is shit enjoy overheating after a lap cuck

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If that's a dude then I'm gladly bi

Facial bone structure, mouth shape, nose, adams apple, shoulders. Some men can appear very feminine in some of these regards, but not to such an extent in all of them combined.

wagwan

Fucking bingo

Hormones

Still can't catch me!

Though I may put the Renown sticker on my windshield when the wheel comes.

BTFO
T
F
O

Oh look it's alphonse

Debadged by accident with a pressure washer.

Except that is one of my butthurt imposters

okay alphonse

>Replying to heartbreaker faggotry

Im not alphonse???

Stop being a fucking newfag

okay alphonse

eh got a few

I have a little tree (New car scent), I'm a member of several faceberg car groups and I don't letpeople eat in the car. It's stock except for the audio. Also majority of car knowledge from forums rings true.

>refers to car by its chassis code

It's easier and simpler. An RX-7 could be any one of three different cars. A Corolla could be fucking anything, but if you're referring to one of them by chassis code, there's only one or two that really matter I guess. There are two different good MR2s, et cetera.

In lieu of posting a picture it's a better way of denoting what you're talking about without typing up a production year/generation every fucking time.

Fuck you, tripniggerfaggot.

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Needs "Regularly posts car on Instagram" somewhere in here
I'd switch out 3 piece wheels for it

before i check off "car has a tune" are we talking a shitty mail order tune or I actually tweaked my ECU using the appropriate software

Why do you want people to know you're not a car guy?

The camber thing should start a 4 degrees, some track cars need up to ~3.5 in the front.

Why not sukdicku instead?

>the only time anyone will reply to heartbreaker is a shitpost

If you're gonna shitpost about a car, at least get your facts straight about it.