What is your car's name?

What is your car's name?

Not a retarded Japanese Female name that's for sure.

no senpai you call your ride ni-isan

But it's a Toy-o-ta!

The Fart Palace. It smells like DANK farts and stale McDonald's

"my car"

"The Jaser"

My girlfriend started calling it "Car-chan" and it kinda stuck.

the red comet

"Johnson"

"Impounded"

On another note can I get $500

flippyfloppy

"gyall"

>1990 DX camry

Shitbox

Jenna

Red 1994 Integra
>The Red Rocket
South Park joke definitely implied

2005 mazda rx8

>naming your car

1998 Lightning Yellow R34 Skyline

>Galko

>>>>>>>>AUTISM

I-is it three times faster when you drive it?

Aegis

ZXena

Audrey

Balalaika

Death Trap. That was my old Audi 80 at least

GF-BNR34 Skyline GT-R

CUMEATER 3000

I have no idea what you're talking about sir, but let me tell you how amazing this Char fellow was

Mutt

das boot

Calais

Lola, because she's a transvestite.

>GM fangirls projecting
Nothing to see here folks

>expecting every post to be a troll
This board truly is gone to shit. Isn't that horse beat to death already?

>p-please stop

the green menace

because I drive like a maniac and shouldn't have a license

Eyy04 rx8 here.
People call it the illuminati because rotary.

2004 Ford Ranger FX4 Level 2.

regret.

The car or the brown car

"The Scraper" because the splash guard scrapes the ground every time you take a quick turn

The divine dicking palace

The "Where are you, you piece of shit!? Why did i had to park next to another Prius in LA!"

Shrek, it's green.

Not your name faggot

> Wendy
Green 94 Ford Taurus wagon
>Margaret
Red and White 91 Ford F150 Lariat
>Collette
Black 2000 Mitsubishi Eclipse GT
>Cassandra
Red 2015 Mitsubishi Mirage

I'm autistic and name EVERYTHING

The Truck

>black car
>silver car
>white car

Dingo

WAS HIS NAME-O

Lola. 1997 F-150

ernie

The Geneva Accord

Wangan Buru Sutoriku

Our relationship requires no names, no words, no cops, it is beyond these things.

>2012 Chevrolet Cruze
Named Weiß
>2014 Harley Davidson Iron 883
Named Illana.
>2000 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon
Named Janice

I'm weird, I know.

Blue Bomber, or alternatively, Nine Lives

LANAAAAAA!

Former metallic gray 05 RX8 owner here. It never had a name. The 98 T5 S70 i had before was the red rocket though. My current 4runner is the brick.

"Shitbox"

somebody get this menace and his hotrod off the streets

I have a Mitsubishi Lancer I named Lancer Alter.

I wanted a Toyota Avalon so I could name it Shirou but it wasn't in the cards.

PRIMEra

ironically the drivetrain is fucked. it's fwd not awd, wih pos GA engine.

if it would have sr20 i could've at least sell it for $1.5 - 2.5K

Name this post,fella.

Naming cars is for autists and nu-males

Ishi.
It's not even a reference or anything, the licenseplate is ISH-13 something something. I looked at it one day and just saw Ishi, so that's how I call it now.
Car in question is a mk6 Fiesta, 1 litre engine, even slower than you think.

Betsy, she's a good girl
>nu-males
>owning a horrific sexist racist SLAVERY EARTH-KILLING DEATH MACHINE
>Bothering to name it other than, "that th-thing"

Spot on about the autism tho

Tracey

It actually derives from naming boats so no.

In the past:

>Love Wagon
>Cobalt Death Chariot
>The Red Tide
>Blue Shell

And currently, a 2004 Mercury Grand Marquis, a.k.a De Sade.

The White Wolf

"You Fucker"

my license plate says BIGSUCC

My buddies referred to my last car exclusively as the Dank Mobile, because the smell never went away after the one time we hotboxed it.

?????

>Strawberry Steamship
>Mustard Monorail
>Cauliflower Catamaran

Niggermobile

The shitbox.

Did you have sex with a lot of black guys in it?

Not yet.

I call my FD THE SPERMINATOR

Because it's white and curvy as fuck, looks like a glob of jizz.

These are good names.

Previous owner of my car called it Sharon.

Haruko because yellow like her vespa
Yuki cause ex wanted to name her Snow White
Natalie because she's a (drift) slut

Mommy's Jeep

> true story

underrated

While not a dedicated name, I'll on occasion call it Saber.

I called my Hornet, because it's yellow with black hood.

Matsuda

Misaya

hooptie shit bucket

tfw stepgrandmother only drove a hornet

I remember they had two and I was fascinated by the hornet in the hood badge

>Not naming your car "The Aluminum Falcon"

Sometimes I call it Hildegard, sometimes Toybox because it is a toyota in diguise.

Called mine Black widow cus the car is black with red accents inside

call my white ms3 Boo cause that goofy ass Mada smile
>not my pic

*Mazda

97 Grey honda civic.


I call him, Tadakatsu, the Honda

I'm glad I'm not the only person in this thread who names their car like a complete faggot. I named my car Akina, which roughly means autumn. My car's red paint is a really faded red, like an autumn leaf.

Do you give free rides to niggers?

It would be less faded if you took care of it.