Best car for keeping women AWAY from me?

You couldn't be more wrong.

My gf fucking loved my z3 coupe and to this day still gives me shit for selling it.

They're cute, sporty, practical and a BMW.

DeLorean. Literally repels women and attracts your fellow sci-fi virgins.

>honda city, fiat multipla

What did she do to you user? You can tell your br/o/s.

>yeah I dont know he drives one of those "mexican ferraris"
>looks unsafe to be in
>what is he, poor?

Although you might get those women coming up to you who see you as a project.

Your gf is hideous so that doesn't count

That looks so fucking good. I would approach OP in this car.

Pls let me into your pants OP.

(not a gril btw)

I asked her do you like my car, and she was like lol no, and left for a dude in a Mercedes. From now on I will he recognized as LD

Idiot don't need a car to keep them away just be fat poor and awkward duh

This made me lol really hard. It sounds like something that my boss would say.

Be wary though some women love to find happy men and then MAKE them unhappy 2 years later.

Just wrap it with anime and keep a Dakimakura in the passenger seat at all times.

top kek

There's a girl at my university who has anime decals all over her civic. She has dyed pink hair with a anime backpack too.

But user, that's a girl (male).

Anime stickerson any car do the trick.

>girl

Toyota tercel

Are you a girl (boy)?

I had no interior in my car for like 6 months. A big ass dent in the driver side door. Its old asf 95. Came with an exhaust with no cat so it smells like shit. No a/c. Passenger window motor going out so it takes like 10 minutes to roll down plus u got to push it back up by hand. And it has stupid ass paint job for the lols. Wife hates it and bitches from work hate it having to grab the wire that will open their door instead of having a handle. I put the door interior and handle back on but they bent the wire to shit so i have to replace or else u got to roll down the window to open it from the outside then roll the window back up

>Women dont like to see Men happy

shit hits me hard

Something like this.

It is loud (straight piped), plastered in edgy stickers, rusty, no ac, manual everything, rides like an ox cart, and screams poverty. It's a giant rolling middle finger and women hate it. It helps that I blast hard bass everywhere I go as well.

T. fellow MGTOW an/o/n

Anything under 20K new. Like a Kia Rio

Remember when you posted your self portrait and revealed yourself to be a fat arab looking neckbeard?

I sure do.

This would do it.

nissan juke

You may have me confused with another van wielding lad. I'm very white haha

Put anime stickers on a shitbox

Anything you're driving, OP

Buy a 80s/90s import ricer- must be manual. Lower it, loud exhaust, welded diff, de-power the rack, ac/heater delete, fully stripped interior, possibly even one seat if you're hardcore. Everyone but you and a select group of autists will hate it.

Women wouldn't even be able to drive it or ride in it, and you will forever drift into the void.

>Lave is war

>see you as a project
I don't understand.

I think he means women will try and fix you

>implying the alt-right boogeyman actually exists
>falling for cnn's lies

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Buy every single sticker from the /osg/ threads and then just plaster them all over a 1K Civic with clear coat peel.

Instant pussy repellent.

I have 603s but I only use them for working out and late night hooning

what car is that underneath the anime, i thought it was a del sol but the front says otherwise

>im a car normie

Nobody can be this stupid.

There is no bigger pussy repellent car than an EG hatch
It's literally impossible to get laid while owning one.

This.

>Playing Forza Horizon 2
>Friend's girlfriend is watching me play
>Driving GT86
>Says the car looks sweet
>Switch over to AE86 expecting positive feedback
>She says ew and leaves

user pls, this is a del sol

I thought it was an r32 at first, but the more I look at it the more I begin to question my sanity

Put your trip back on shingu.

Is that a fiero with a body kit?

NO

SHUT UP

the clownshoe is beautiful.

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All the more reason women will never EVER understand it

amirite bros?

this

any car with a non functional radio or one that doesnt have an aux cord/bluetooth

easy a Reliant Robin

>2017
>not having Bluetooth as a stock option on baseline models
Fucking poorfags

I think the donald duck shoes are worse

>Ctrl f
>No beetle

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Silvia club k with a body kit

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Kouki*
My b

Pathfinder 4x4 gen 1 or 2

Anything in this thread is false.

There is a 100% chance it was written by a man who has no idea what women dislike about cars.

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what? that car says "good sperm resides in this vehicle"

If you have a nicely done itasha that indicates that you have a surplus of disposable income you'll probably get wormy animeslut snizz p easily

>what? that car says "good sperm resides in this vehicle because the driver parks and jerks off while watching the high school girls softball practice"

fixed

you know, this car is intended for a continent where softball isnt a thing

NB miata
NA has the danger of "so cute pop-ups" talk
NB does not.

What itasha? Thats just a red celica

Prove it bitch

oh u funny guy u

Any car I'm in, apparently.

Will attest to this, no one cares about the NB

Better yet, get a Bricklin. Repels everyone including sci-fi virgins who think it's a Delorean and attracts only the most autismal AMC/Ford V8 lovers.

DO YOU LIKE

MY CAR?

>I'm very white haha
Sure thing Muhammad

No

> not having a casette to aux adapter in your 80s/90s shitbox

>"woah hey omg I love your caaar!"
>"it sounds so cool!"
>"hey can we hang out later?"

miata

right in the feels

>this

>Why not buy a Miata? Women will stay away but you'll get fresh boipucci because it's a faggot car.

Every time this picture never fails to make me feel a depressing level of pity.

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I've had more women talk to me in my Miata than I have had willingly speak to me in my entire life.

gay dudes don't give a fuck anymore because its not a mercedes or audi suv

>referring to 3.5mm TRS phono jacks as "aux"

mega pleb detected

I love the picture. It makes me laugh every single time ive looked at it or even thought about it

Girls still think the NB is cute, I had one scream "i love your miata" out her window as she drove by the very day I got mine. I've had women ask me for rides. Just today I drove a cute female coworker home.

You will not repel women with a Miata. They love the fucking things, full stop.

tell me what's wrong with some cozy-ass NBs without using the word autism

He was just out for a ride by himself and had an incident, and now you're laughing at him user.

I don't think we could be friends

Nah. He makes my life brighter.

>had an incident
Drinking a McDonalds milkshake?