/ss13g/ - Space Station 13 General

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>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

UGH

ugh

UGH?

3rd for the hive

does that mean felicity's borderline ERP as ling will actually have a purpose now

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What is the point? It'll never be played and if it actually does no one will ever get through the first room just like the stupid Tomb of Rafid which is buried and forgotten.

Away missions should be removed. Instead of making more of them, try balancing something people actually enjoy like vaults because 80% of them can't be explored by a single person which is the only way you can get to them because space pods only fit one human.

no

Yes. Open your eyes and see the truth.

n o
o

RIP

machete > esword
double esword > double machete

Feels good senpai, who /smerd/ here?

Lifeweb is the best thing that happened in my life.

>tfw so much of a deadbeat that I can't spare the $15 to play lifeweb
donate to my gofundme please

lifeweb is free my dude

>tfw the only reason I use byond is for lifeweb
>if I play ss13 I get too suspicious of people and just murder
>end up being banned for playing like its lifeweb
I can never go back

only if you have an old enough account

don't be a newfag then

How old?

Account needs to have been created before november first 2015

>play my first round of ss13 ever
>am an assistant
>20 seconds into the round a wizard mind swaps me with a scientist
>i spend the rest of the round letting down r&d customers and being useless
At least I got to see some monkeys

So apparently a motorised wheelchair make you somewhat explosion-proof.

>lose olde account
>locked out of playing landstation
feels bad

Remember, all captains should get themselves a body double ASAP

At that point just leave RnD and find some new clothes

>Another round of solo CMO with no other medbay staff for 95% of the shift
Really love this wild ride

you also get zas proofed

literally the best thing you can buy for 200 bucks

i tried to go in as service borg to see if there was anything i could dupe to help you out but then everything was pills so i was like fuck it back to booze

>not perfect monkeyman double
weak

But can you tell the difference?

I wish they would ERP with me.

Yes
the cigarette isn't lit on him

Ment for

meds were not the problem, needed more some helping hands that would do cloning, surgey etc.

What's the trick to loading syringes in the mounted syringe gun? I don't see it documented anywhere.

Not playing this again, the game is pretty good and interesting but Randy is fucktarded, and don't even get me started on the community.

>snowflake waifu using a beret in my security

Select the syringe gun, click syringes lying on the floor.

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>pink hair
>gigantic frilly dress
>magboots
>two week old account but somehow has in depth game knowledge

hmmmm

What're you going to do about it?

I thought I tried that. Although, maybe I was doing something retarded like having the mech facing the wrong way.

oh yea cant help there i dont play borgs that can do anything actually helpful beyond dupe stuff like med bot

>male officer
>doesnt wear either helmet or beret

just fucking request a ban if you are going to bring more assistants into the game for nothing

Yeah! Traitors regularly run up and hit security officers in the head and try to get knockouts. They don't use unblockable stuns so make sure to wear your special needs helmets at all times.

The med borg actually can do surgey

Why is Surfer hated again?

>what are flashbangs

The helmet cuts down the length of flashbang stuns on you, which you should be using liberally.

yea im saying i dont play it because its one of the ones that does stuff beyond dupe items
i only play janitor and support or engi but only if we need mats

Love is like a flashbang user.

I hold it in my hands for too long without acting and it blows up on me, leaving me embarrassed and defenseless?

I don't hate her.

only if you dont wear protection

It breaks through the protection

There's a reason why Pomf added quick equip swap you unrobust shitter.

maybe if u sux

ugh

59th for security rape fantasies

>tfw will never be violently raped as female security while patrolling maint

tfw will never be violently raped as male security while patrolling maint

wait, what was my line again?

UGH

>twf want to copy other people

>tfw will never violently murder shitcurity while patrolling maint

Go to vorestation or lifeweb if you wanna ERP

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>tfw when you're the one that she's replying to
All they had to do was listen

>beach boys
goddammit surfer

ugh, delete this.

But you can do that easily

>wanting to receive and not dispense

Get out of my department.

tfw will never violently receive (You)'s while patrolling in maint

Official Husbando Tier List

-Loving Father tier-
Mike Cooper
Blast Ripneck
Gerald Forlo

-Suave Romantic tier-
Harvey Zadovosky
Gregory Atweeke

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Isaac Lifof
Travis Egedy
Ola Stratford

-Love and Hate tier-
Yahir Kepplinger

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Ricky Stick
Jean-Luc Vanleer
Curtis Abernathy

-Want for Their Body tier-
Dragan Ivanovich
Riccardo Benzoni
Antonio Betulla

-Boy Next Door tier-
Vince Mosser
Deimos Clarks
Johnny Caldwell

-Bird Next Door tier-
Tahki

>tfw static is never on these lists

>Curtis
>Gerald

literally who?

>tfw static is never on these lists

Do this but for waifus

how to evade byond sticky ban?
i'm not a shitter, belive me

I got you covered fampai

>guy who shouts frink and nuts isn't on here

Offical Waifu Tier List

-Loving Mother tier-
Reica Carter
Lisa Tovir
Mallory Brooks

-Wears the Pants in the Relationship tier-
Megurine Luka
Rin Fukuimoto
Ailsa Dochartaigh
Alice Conrad

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Julia Brandt
Raphaella Beckett
Naomi Williams
Angelite Entyshak

-High School Sweetheart tier-
Emilia Davidson
Brooke Burns
Hyun Ae

-Want for Their Body tier-
Trinity Prewitt
Ginger Beach
Sue Bowchief

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Lyra
Ivy Stocker
Felicity Rivera
Kaylie Morgan

-Drunken Regrets tier-
Avada Colander

-Girl Next Door tier-
Rina Visser
Ashe Mallory
Annie Rodgers

-Bird Next Door tier-
Rail Kinson

just request a ban, werked for me

>reica
>loving mother tier
good one, anonymous

where is the silicon tier list

reica is the angriest player we have though

give me a list of silicons and I will do it

>flat autistic hyperzine junkie
>want for their body

My waifu isn't on here

>not on list
>people that dont play anymore on the list
fuck you too

Who are you/is your waifu, user?

I'm going to marry Surfer Girl!

That image reminded me of this image

Surfer girl is gone, it's surfer brooks now, remember?

She'll always be my little surfer girl

Which waifus/husbandos aren't on the list that you think deserve to make it?

i thought surfer was a male static. they all look male to me

They're all males when they wear hardsuits.