Is it worth it to buy a baby on board bumper sticker to make other cars be nice to me in traffic and not pull dick...

>excuse to drive really slow
Our driving instructor told us to keep our "student driver" sticker for at least half a year after we got our license for the very reason.

No, most people are pro choice. They don't give a shit about your dumb baby.

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>No. It makes you look like that douche for driving recklessly and potentially endangering an innocent little onboard baby.

Fucking this!!!

Other options are a police package Tahoe or a Dodge Charger, both can be bought with all kinds of police goodies (tint, ram bars of all different sizes up to full PIT bumpers, spotlights) and are great traffic deterrents. Buying a police package Charger was one of the best decisions I ever made for my commute - what I lose in luxury I gain in spooking normies. There have been numerous times where some boomer would go to pass me on the right, see my car and slam on the brakes, return to his lane and start doing the speed limit. Parts are dirt cheap, maintenance was followed on a rigorous schedule and they're pretty comfortable. Big V8, RWD, A/C, USB / AUX input.

This is how you DD. nice trips.

wew, now that's a dystopian hellscape.

>No, most people are pro choice
lol what
most people in pretty much all countries are pro-life

it's my responsibility to enforce the laws of Darwin

Not in countries where people drive cars with "baby on board" signs.

See: all Anglo countries.

Are you the Blues Brothers?