Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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EU + CIS is in like 6 hours, NA + SA probably like 6 hours after that starts

Is that Eosin?

Give me 1 (one) reason why I shouldn't run Terrorblade as a support.

Because all supports are bad version of the HOLY TRINITY

Why did dota die fellow doturds?

Who's fault was it?

I wish I had friends like this so I could sneakily touch their dicks and butts when they fell asleep or passed out.

being 14 years old does some damage to a game

Disruptor is better than all three of those.

is really earth spirit a worse version of riki/pudge/ogre?

honestly im switching to moonduck fuck bts

how do I play lycan jungle from levels 1-6?

wolves or passive first?
tangos + talon or tangos + RoP+branch+quell or tangos + hatchet + buckler?

vlads or dominator?
farm until vlads/dominator+treads or gank a lane at 6?

help, I end up losing every single game as lycan when I know he is extremely strong right now

Dead game

slardar? hello?

I wish dota had more muscle girls like LC

Magnus is muscular

Daily reminder.

BEANED

mag isn't a girl or human..

when and why did sing a get a dog

didn't he have a girlfriend?

seamonkey best web browser. please don't use those words together like that

tilt incarnate

kek

he dumped fwoshy for a shibe inu, dog cam has been a huge hit on his stream so he hasnt eaten it just yet

>South American Qualifier
>6/10 teams are Peruvians
How can other countries even competete?

i wish Tresdin was my mommy!

>bf% low enough to see ab striations
>quad striations almost invisible
>clavicle almost invisible
>neck musculature almost invisible
>ribs invisible
>obliques invisible
>adonis belt invisible
>crosseyed
>incorrect breast anatomy

hmm, really makes you think

>alacrity on the Earth Panda

This is some shit.

Halp!
How can I find Matumbaman's dotabuff for his 9k account he used to play 16 hours ago on Thitch?
I find this one - dotabuff.com/players/72312627 - but it says that the last match was 12 days ago.
What do?

He dumped Fwosh because he wanted to focus more on his pro Dota career. That fell apart, he spiraled into depression, and got a shibe inu.

I am unironically watching Moonduck

>watching dota

dota2tvpro.com/MATUMBAMAN

Thank you sir!

no problem man

All around the site is a good resource for tracking games for pros on their mains and smurfs cause most of them disable dotabuff so only officials end up being recorded on there.

Didn't Fwosh dump him? Pretty sure she had pics with a tall white chad on her instagram like 1 or 2 weeks after

DELET THIS!

just woke up
I /our/ beans prevailed yesterday
what were the games like

>brew ult's pandas doing this damage to backdoor'd towers

How?

this is literally sub 2k tier throw after throw after throw after throw

dude the way these 'artists' work is they drag body, legs, then they add ASS onto body, then they make the ass FATTER, then they add TIDDIES, then they make the TIDDIES fatter, then they're like 'oh yeah mm i know RANDOM ASS ABS lmao' then they make the tits just a little bit bigger and then they go to bed

Alacrity on the earth panda, which does 300% extra damage to structures. Doesn't matter, because TNC is retarded beyond words.

nothing like seeing rat doto get blown the fuck out

how does having photos with a chad guarantee that she dumped him, isnt that just standard procedure after a break up? also i remember reading a fwoshy comment on sing chat saying the reason they broke up was ''liking girls was just a phase it seems'' or something like that

that was embarrassing to watch

Why is Doom's winrate so shit?

jungling no longer as effective
isn't great at fighting early
ult isn't worth as much when people dont care if they are silenced (LD, alch, pudge, etc.)

venge carry build?

Why the fuck do we have another trip fag

standard stuff
pt hotd dragonlance into sb/manta/bkb/silveredge/deso/maelstrom/butterfly
maybe sometimes you get the sb asap, sometimes you rush bkb, sometimes you pick up a fucking blink because mobility sometimes just wins, but overall just focus on getting stat heavy items with decent AS, talents and aura brings the dmg

Can you guys advice me some hi mmr streamers who plays Lone Druid a lot? Want learn how to play on this hero and feel very confused right now because of amount of skill/talent builds, items, roles and stuff. I hope watching Lone Druid pro players can help.

BEANED

there are no tripfags in this thread user calm down

Earth Panda does 300% bonus damage to towers. For comparison, Bear does 40% bonus and Tiny Aghs does 75% bonus damage. Add in Alacrity and he can 3 shot a rax without backdoor

what do you fampais think of blake martinez (linebacker for the packers) casting the major

NFL Player Confirms: CM is best waifu

more at 11

is dota 2 a normie game now?

>don't play for 2 weeks
>come back
>play a game
>realise why i stopped immediately
>somehow don't have any reports this week to report my team before I stop playing again
why the fuck is 2 weeks not enough for 1 report?

SEND HELP D2G/ SEND HELP

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iktf

>Win games
>recieve an amount from 20 up to 26 at most
>Lose games
>lose amounts from 26 up to 32

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follow my 2 step guide from D2G! it helped me a ton! (pic related)

Actually I just got back into dota and I have been wandering why exactly are there games with up to 30something MMR gains and games in which you literally win or lose 14 to 16?

It literally rustles my jimmies so hard. I miss the normal gains alredy.

tripfag = weird code numbers along with their retarded name
namefag = same species but no code
you're welcome based reddit spy

I wish I could be rich and still pursue my NEET passions

>everyone stops playing the game because its dead
>got back
>hmmm i wonder why im getting matched with/against players with way lower in MMR

maybe if you stop losing games you won't lose mmr

ever thought about that?

>implying anyone who would reply to him plays the game
found the gameshitter

>Implying is not the other way around and I'm stuck in the 4.5k MMR limbo and getting matched with 5k.
>Implying I'm that much of a shitter

I gotta say to spamming supports or offlaners did get me all the way to 4.5k MMR so I might have to just start playing carries and see what's up.

Go to bed Tiago

there aren't any teammates or even opponents at your MMR so your getting matched with literal 3ks
thats why your losing 32 mmr and only gaining like 20ish just about every time. what region r u playing on btw?

>tiago
im not him that shitter got banned like 4 times this week so hes not coming back any time soon

>The skeleton ogre is losing to Mineski
>Thread still dead

sorry il syart posting

this is how dota was meant to be played

I'm literally queing in your normal USA WEST and from time to time USA EAST.

It is recomforting that there is not a single trace of spics or peruvians at all so most games are comfy even if we lose horribly or we stomp bad.

I'll just spam bounty until I reach 5k MMR and be done with this game

>Handegg players are now practicing for broadcasting by calling Dota
Lolbabs exposed

it is my expert opinion that faceless will win this match

Reasoning:

1: Black is a good invoker player
2/ CM is good late game
3. Earth spriti can get multiple stuns on the enem,y and do alot of dmg

thanks you

>retard toad
>retard post

Who is casting this game

Blake is so thicc

plebs who don't know the inn n out secret menu

>dagoning an am with agh's as nyx and double carapace dmg talent in the lategame

goddamn I'm fucking hungry

SEA dota really impresses me with how irrelevant it is

Did valve actually manage to kill dota with greedy kike corporate decisions and pandering to reddit 2k shitter balancing?

yes it's all true

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>still no juggernaut arcana
>the major in some irrelevant country is almost here

>/d2g/ will never be this pathetic

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