Funniest/worst/boomer craigslist ads

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>losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/6085818754.html
thats been for sale for years and was on ebay a few times

>ilions
Is this a neighborhood/township or can niggers not spell Illinois?

The second. And he's probably a spic.

>losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/6088713239.html
the 335i is the BEST bmw platform to modify because you dont need to really do engine work when you put on a massive turbo

>her: You gotta sell that truck
>me: ok

holy fuck that's ugly as shit

literally the worst kind of doors too. get butterflys, faggot boomer retards.

I hope this idiot eats himself to an early death.

>losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/6088713239.html
NO LOW BALLERS I KNOW WAT I GOT

>autotragic

That's not a DCT is it either?

Was going to post this but I'd be lying if I said I didn't want it.
myrtlebeach.craigslist.org/cto/6078008697.html

>losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/6085818754.html

irreversible damage has been done!

>portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/6092840291.html

>I don't need help selling.

I'm having trouble comprehending what I'm looking at

21k

98 truck

Boy howdy

Boomers were a mistake

>putting wood near the engine
>ever

seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/6083029253.html The description is pure gold

Nope, its got a torque converter

"All holes filled with Amsoil"

>My 21 year old son bought this to replace an automatic 95 Eclipse that he loved...but he's not incredibly fond of driving a manual and his spoilsport mother (me) would prefer if he doesn't have such a fast car. After much nagging, I have finally convinced him to sell it.

>he didn't touch the motor
I know they're the next supra engine but this Mongoloid didn't even slap a big turbo to it

sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/6098061487.html

Fucking Boomers

>sirius callers only
>do not waist
>tanks for looking
He probably used the Hagerty valuation tool and figured his trashy 66 is as good as one of the ones on the auction block

sheeeet, I really hope its $45

I wouldn't buy it, but I respect his dedication to making it his own

>removed the rotary engine
>posts as 1$
>no offers under 25k
hes an idiot, shame he had to euthanize an RX-7. I'd offer him 500$ and unfuck it.

Also, follow this user's example and post pics instead of links, people

im gonna be honest, thats a sexy car imo

atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/ctd/6097873692.html

"You want to fuking fight BRO?!?!"

Some old man with a wood shop as a hobby thought his Chevy half-ton dually needed a Cadillac front end and shitty basic wood work masquerading as a molded plastic cover.

>So fast
>So
>Fast

>call or text [click here for contact info] for more answers. Ask for Eugene.

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couldn't walk around to the back to see what type of car it was
denver.craigslist.org/cto/6066998205.html

>sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/6098061487.html
How much is that actually worth?

She's either 70yrs old or retarded if she thinks it's faster than that mini van in the picture next to it.

>sandiego.craigslist.org/csd/cto/6098061487.html

More than what he's asking for actually, it's not a bad price.

>just finished all the stupid wood pieces (yeah it's everywhere even in the interior the thing must weigh 3 tons)
>brand new 454 motor, boomer special
>only 4K miles on a brand new engine
>selling
yeah definitely not fishy

kek

>dually

It hurts to read that ad

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chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/6084945028.html

>chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/6084945028.html

DUDE

Thats a fucking deal and a half.

fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/6061579049.html

>fortwayne

I went to high school there I am not ready for this.

>$6000

Holy shit. Someone needs to grab that right fucking now.

ready for what?

I went ahead and looked.

Too close to my parents house for comfort.

How bad Fort Wayne craigslist is in general is disheartening.

But this car seems like an ok deal if you get them down to 5

i know the owner, it's his daily and he thinks someone will trade him a wrx, it's frustrating

>tfw I could easily get $10k for my dads thrashed to shit project corvette since it runs and pass inspection last year
>don't want to sell it to some toothless yinzer boomer who is going to throw gaudy sidepipes on it
>or some middle aged prick who shits a pigeon when he realizes that a full resto would cost like $30k for a shop to do it

I actually had to explain to a grown ass man why he didn't want a c3 corvette
The boomers that had them 5-10 years from new know why. They dont' run. They didn't run well when they were new, and they sure as shit don't get any better 40 years later with 100k+ miles on them

They aren't hard to fix and in that regard they are fun cars as projects, but they never stop being projects.
You never get to stop working on it or putting money into it at a shop. Thats they fucking price and most people are too stupid to comprehend that.

what does Veeky Forums think of this
the wheels look nice but it's been for sale for over a year now
fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/6039034210.html

eh 45 is way too high but that thing won't be your average 12k shitbox 50 year old car

Mid year corvettes command a high price and that one looked relatively clean

if there is body left underneath it, primo start to a mean street car

But fuck that if its full of holes

holy fuck

It's got a zip tie on the front bumper I don't trust it

>needs jump start
>dunno what it could be lol

These people drive the same roads as we do. Be afraid

>less than 100k miles
>fairly clean
>ridiculous price
>still even with a 0 removed too much
austin.craigslist.org/cto/6098544947.html

>those random tags

gumtree.com.au/s-ad/hobart-cbd/cars-vans-utes/honda-civic-show-car-spent-last-10-years-garaged/1142491110

Gross Gore is an actual autist

>93.7% approved
>98% approved
There's powerful niggatry at work here

That's actually in really nice condition. Somebody (another fucking boomer) would absolutely pay 45k for it.

losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/cto/6095174765.html
>LS swapped FC
This is pretty neat actually. Runs and drives but needs a radiator.

>335i M3 M4 M5 M6 C63 NSX SUPRA S2000 370Z G37 COBRA VIPER MASERATI ROCKET BUNNY PANDEM

ahhahahahah

wait so is it basically just a stock 335 that he made to LOOK like an M3 and stuck a fuckheug wing on?

basically

>wood accents in the engine bay

lasvegas.craigslist.org/cto/6085355306.html

yay or nay?

>find a 70's ranchero near me
>rusted, asshole wants 20k burgerdollars

Just fuck my shit up senpai

Maybe for $1,500.

springfield.craigslist.org/cto/6080417777.html

I would unironically drive this.

>Seriously there is too much to list here however the pics speak for themselves.
they sure do

>bumper so low that you end up destroying it if you park to close to the concrete barrier or park on a steep driveway
what's the fucking point?

>Hatchback

I would buy this if I wasn't on the other side of the atlantic.

>H-Bean rods

Why'd you delete the link too? Don't want us telling him how much he fucked up?

WHO THE FUCK THINKS THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

1 of 1 1993 Ford F500 supercharged

jonesboro.craigslist.org/cto/6098907978.html

This has to be bullshit

>that interior
There is no fucking way that thing has only done 83k. Maybe 183k but even then it is shagged

Why do people do these things to their cars? I wouldnt give that guy 500 for that ugly fucker.

>Body kit makes it faster.

>seattle.craigslist.org/tac/cto/6083029253.html

that thing needs to be lowered badly, thats like monster truck levels of wheel gap.

after that the only realistic way to improve it is to crush it and sell it for the $35 its worth in scrap

I think it needs to be lit on fire, personally. But i guess some people think gay ugly fuck body kits are cool. While everyone else just sees a faggot.

haha yah im sure

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I was being autistic about my location.
Myrtle Beach if you wanna find it for yourself.

>21 yo
>Not fond of driving manual

DEGENERATE

This is like, the ultimate rice.

maine.craigslist.org/cto/6089209782.html

>has lots of money in mods so don't lowball me, looking for trades or cash. Need brakes, battery, tires need air, needs a head unit for the speakers, has sound in low rpms idk what it is was told it had a loose pulley someone else said valves, I've had the car for about 4 days now I'm 15 I'm not looking for a car I have to fix.

>the car is completely fucked but don't lowball me

kek