Checks catalog

I would hook my fingers in her nostrils, rendering her immobile, then proceed to interrogate her about ISIS sleeper cells in Italy

True. I assume that's Italybro I'm talking to :^)
>she will never pose next to your 156
why live

top kek
you probably mean Portugal tho (which also explains why she's an ugly moor and not a gorgeous Milanese woman

HNNNNGGGGG

>Milanese woman
overrated as fuck
Rome>Milan

>Rome

Southern Italian nigger spotted.

Go back to south Italy, terrone.

We need her in the Alfa Romeo memes.

Ramaciotti + Milfista™ = dream team

>When someone claims the Germans invented the sports sedan

actually I was just shitposting to bump the thread, Rome was just the first Italian city that came to my head

hot rod gals>milfista

>this thread

>implying Alfa can't play the '50s pinup game

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another milfista hnngggggg

idk why but this pic reminded me of Ramaposting
natti nattram?

Alfa has a boner lol

HIGH TEST
I'm not sure they're are milfs but they're hot

[sweating intensifies]

this one beats the girls with the Alfa pendants

MILF legs best legs

mfw this thread

more like pic related :^)

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i just went to germany and holy shit qt's everywhere

theyre german too so probly do a2m and shit lul

Even the car is anxious lol

fixed

kek
seems like...
italybro is in the house

Our dear mechanical friend is derping so hard

>reeee get off me you fat cunt

T H I C C.

wow retrofitted projectors look like shit on that one

Another Alfa looking pleased

T H I C C

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>hand on 100% clean and polished Giulia

GO AWAY BITCH

Oh fuck, is this the Alfa Romeo dress?

Nope, this time it's not my work!

oh, I thought it was you because of how spicy it was

>Milfista
Have another Milfista with a great car. Who needs an E30 when the Alfetta exists? I mean I love the E30 but this thing makes it look like the ugly duckling.

>buy alfa
>your wife ends up cucking you with the car
thanks but no thanks

end your life

>being this butthurt
Alfa invented the sports sedan with the more powerful version of the Giulia

Which you can easily recognize by looking at the 4 leaf clovers, the quadrifogli verdi btw

Interestingly, the spokesmodels on the Alfa Romeo stands actually work for Alfa and know quite a bit about the cars. Unlike the Toyota "Brand Ambassador" I spoke to, who had to direct me to a "Product Specialist" to answer my question about one of their cars.

>Alfa invented the sports sedan with the more powerful version of the Giulia
>this is what alfistas believe

>inb4 underageb&
They did, retard. The Giulia Super was out there when BMW was still making Isettas and 700s. This whole discussion reminds me of pic related. The Germans haven't changed their old ways.

Oh BTW BMW also stole the kidney grille

And their "signature" Hofmeister kink is stolen too

Germans didn't, the americans did.

Olds Rockets or Chrysler Letter cars.

guilia's were the sport compacts of the day.

It was on Giulia GTs too

>Chrysler Letter cars
those were coupes
and something that can barely turn isn't a sports sedan either

The Giulia TI Super was a homologation special, and then came the Giulia Super which was mass produced.

What is it about cars that lowers your standards for women?

Or all y'all just so old this is normal to like?

I want her to strangle me with those black leather golves on her hands

>lowers your standards for women
lel no
30-45 is prime

>he fell for the lolita meme

Literally scientifically proven to be wrong

20-25 is prime.

20-30 is best for childbearing, but peak beauty comes later

Posting rare prosecutie with Alfa

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The "Alfa Romeo threads law":

>Everytime an Alfa Romeo thread is posted there will be at least a butthurt Bmw poster shitposting.
>If BMW is not mentioned at all, the fangirl will shitpost on its own for ruining the thread
>if BMW is mentioned, the fangirl will shitpost with lies or posting biased and made up sources/images, because of her butthurt
>is BMW is mentioned in a positive way, nothing happens nè as nobody gives a shit about BMW at all

Be glad it's the BMW fangirl and not the Audi fangirl most of the time. Like, the audacity. Only good thing to come out of Audi is the R8.

Holy shit is that really her?

If something like that happens then we would see a rare phenomenon called "the axis".

Alfa Romeo and BMW supporters posting togheter against the mentally ill VAG fanbase.

Lancia goes even harder

I think it will happen sooner or later, Audi fangirls are a sensitive bunch. Check this one out if you want an example:

I actually cringed

It's like an Audi version of Elliot, kek

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>jean claude van damme in drag.jpg

indeed

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You're a big gal

lmfao alfisti confirmed for manlets

THICC
UUUU
that's a chick in the poster behind the car, retard
I wish it was true since I have a tall girl fetish though

This is a Milfisti thread, not just an Alfa Romeo girls thread. Stop derailing it please.

>UUUU
Dr. Pavel, I'm FCA

hnng

ikr
>takes an Alfa to get a Ms. Robinson

Is it me or are we Alfisti mostly leg guys?

Also homosexuals

>homosexuals
kek that's Mazda

>projecting.jpg

>implying projection

BTFO
T
F
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nice shop

So why dont you tell us, are into crossdressers, bears, leatherheads?

Fiat has the right one for you, faggot

elmundo.es/elmundomotor/2010/07/02/coches/1278071677.html

>n-nice shop
mazda fangirls in denial

See >FCA cucks have one for each type of homofaggot

Lel

>implying Mazda's is a first offense
besides don't you have to embarrass yourself even more in the other thread by unintentionally debunking communism with your idiocy?

>FCA cucks ragequit

Reminder pic related was an official campaign by fiat

But I am not a communist???

The whole point of the name is to get easy (You)s