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>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
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>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
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>Patch notes for 1.37
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>Latest added content
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Reminder Kaz runs the crew and blackmails everyone to keep them under his furry thumb.

blackmail me daddy uwu

whats the best way to troll using the LSIA hostile takeover? wheres the best place to stand your ground where cars cant swoop over your dead body and deliver it? ive been at the skatepark underneath the highway.

Get fucked by any horses lately, faggatron?

What if

We took a bike like the bati

and we put miniguns on each side.

6 replies and only half are about the game. why is this is a bad general? worse than /lol/ and /smg/ on a friday

what if
we got over irrelevant vehicles
and moved on to the shotaro instead

>it's a yet another supercar

With the GP1, we will have 28 supercars in the game. That's so fucking ridiculous.

Supers are what the kids want

at least they didn't throw in another pistol with it.

That is a great screenshot.

How do we know the shitposter is subs?

What would you want instead, a yet another musclecar?

They're adding cars that people have been begging for for 3 years now, get over it.

Also it's really ironic that you keep samefagging about this because supercars are aesthetically one of the most varied classes.

Because no else can dislike the almighty Kaz

I dislike you kaz.

This is the first time I posted in a GTA General in weeks, dude. Talk about asspulling excuses.

People have been begging for classic GTA vehicles, the only reason they added the GP1 is because people wished they could have a stock Tyrus, but Rockstar fucked that up and gave us a race-variant. Now, they're releasing it as a separate vehicle.

>supercars are aesthetically one of the most varied classes
>most
>varied

LOL.

Nigga, that title belongs to the Sports class. Supercars are lame as fuck because it's all Rockstar releases and what truly gets them Jew Card (tm) sales.

at least kaz can admit his faults and knows when he's wrong and apologizes for it unlike the horsefucker who'd rather lose all his friends (aka people who are way too nice and tolerate his bullshit (and even they got tired of his shit eventually and abandoned him (just like everyone else in his life (like his birthparents for example))))

WE DON'T KNOW IF HE ACTUALLY FUCKED A HORSE.

But I hate myself

why is this general's Discord so fucking cancerous?

probably more neets than usual since this game is 6 years old. unless they can already retire, they have some sort of mental problem preventing them from functioning in society

Because Discord breeds this shit and /gtag/ wasn't smart to tell Annie to fuck off when she started pushing this shit.

>this game is 6 years old

>supercars are the only thing R* releases and there are too many
>we need more sports cars though there are only 44

It's time to stop

>6 years old

GTA V got released on September 17 in 2013, we haven't even reached the 4th anniversary yet.

this has nothing to do with discord, it's someone trying to get revenge for god knows what reason who doesn't know when to let go
see: second reply you got, that's the guy, nothing is his fault, it's always someone elses
meanwhilem he's the only one still talking about it and the only one who brings it to the thread, every single time

lowlife update when

dunno

The discord is pretty cool, you get to see sexy selfies.

>big deal in Planetside

Literally whom

Rate my shitbox.

Name one gtag you've seen an irl picture of that looks even slightly above average.

That comfyanon is not me.

Please stop posting with my name thanks

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Bossman Bl8

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where are you getting these

I picture blater as fat with a neckbeard.

Picture him as yourself?

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I've seen a ts pic of justicar.

Dem eyes. God I could wake up to those for the rest of my life.

>justicar.
Yeah right I'm sure he's very handsome

Try not being a thirsty cuck and you might actually get one.

>implying I'd want a picture of some random dude on the internet
no thanks I'm not in to cocks like you are

This is pathetic, Crimefighter, even for someone like you.

Why do we hate Justicar again?

He skidded against crew and lied constantly about it and a bunch of other stuff and caused drama in the thread along with just general cuntish behavior all around.

>leave discord for this exact fucking reason
>fucking aspie high school Degrassi twinks still going on about me because they have some sick obsession.

Name drop me again, and I will climb inside you with my shoes on. I'm fucking tired of this shit. Take a fucking hint. We are not friends. I want nothing to do with you. Christ. I just want to farm my cars in peace man.

I fucking swear if this is you horsefucker.
Do you have some type of learning disability?
Only three people know what I look like irl, and you are not one of them. Fuck off.

Fuck off with this he/she bullshit. I identify as an artificial intelligence.

KILL YOURSELF

I thought you left because your roommate accidentally revealed you're a dude. Pretty coincidental timing that you left right after that happened.

It was the final part of a 9 month plan that I no longer felt like going through with. I realized it was pointless, burned every identity I laid out as traps, and separated myself from this crews bullshit. My roommate was in colorado for the entire month on the winter clan trip.

I'm a damn good copycat. Fooled you.

>5 years later people still get butthurt over killing for bounties

I never understood why you pretended to be your own roommate but it was fairly obvious from the posting style. Some "plan" that was. Reminds me of that "I was just pretending to be retarded" comic.

shieet,get that "imma boy not a girl"\"did you assume my gender" drama on your tumblr blogs
there are no girls on the internet,only obese middle aged men who watch porn 24\7

To prove a point.

Amazing how I literally adopted another person's persona and told you exactly what you wanted to hear, but when I'm me everything goes out the fucking window because lol crime ur a liar lol. Lemme see your birth certificate, phone number, your identity, and your social security card too. Next, you'll fucking tell me that I have a relative in Uganda that has 10 million dollars waiting for me.

Probably the most non vidya fun I've had in years.

Hold on Amir. Let me pick my niqab off the floor so I don't offend your culture.

I only get pissy about that one asshole who goes around just pestering other players trying to do activities. its always either some fuckhead in a kuruma or an asshole camping near maze bank with a rocket launcher or minigun

better bring some kebab

b
est

Absolutely Savage

So you tried to prove a point about how everyone thinks you're a liar by...lying some more? Good going. Point proven I guess. You proved everyone right that you do lie about everything, idiot.

So theres really know way for me to make some sort of custom race so i can parachute off chilead over and over again? ive made races so i can do it in a car, and even in a gta race where i can exit the car and pick up a parachute my character will never equip it. i seriously have to fly to the top everytime to do this?

i like all the new stuff being offered but the game is getting pretty ridiculously grindy, im playing stunt races just so i can pursue the extravagantly expensive method to get a larger garage because i love my cars.

anyways
>anyone want to be in a ps4 skydiving group?

take turns shuttling jumps up and down the mountain and other locations?

>bosses want more money
>have to create new content to charge ridiculous price tag for
>create a grocery shitbox and charge $1M for it
>no one buys it because its a $1M piece of shit
>get fired for not creating shark card revenue.

probably looking at the most recent snapmatic posts

Wil you fuck off with your shit car already

I whisper dirty things to Kazzi in his sleep

>tell truth
lol you're a liar
>lie to you
You're telling the truth I believe you 100%

What kind of loopy land have I entered? What kind of test is this?

The difference is how you believed someone who wasn't me who actually was me lying about myself. Sure it's still lying, but it also proves you will believe literally anything as long as I'm not the one saying it. Which is exactly what I wanted to know guinea pig.

Pathetic

This has to be the most cancerous general in the entirety of this site.

try tf2g or the elder scrolls.

no where near this bad

>/gtag/ is the only general I browse

Nigga have you seen /fog/, /tf2g/ or /esg/? This is only beginner level cancer

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Are they autistic just when it comes to in-game choices, or are there full blown-out drama wars between its posters and its Discord group on a bigger scale than this general?

yes

Well shit, ain't that dandy.

GASOL

I TOLD YOU

I TOLD YOU

WHY CAN'T YOU RIGHT CLICK

Fictional waifu wars between their caked-up whore NPC followers, posters talking as their characters and trying to start shit with other posters posing as their characters, lorefags getting butthurt about 'Non lore-friendly mods' and sperging out over the tiniest of bullshit and mod authors acting like entitled little faggots who think everyone should bow down to them because they can make a dragon have giant tits
It's such an autismo fest that it makes this general look like a fucking inner city coffee shop

ayyy lmao

i refuse

>brands on a car

user please.

>medium red on black
>neons on a supercar

Yawn.

>neons
>carbon rims
>Carbon anything
>probably xenon lights
>tinted windows
>edgelord black + red color scheme

By not complying, in his mind, he's getting back at being bullied in school. Literally stop validating the idiot.

i want to bully his butthole

That's gay, user.

well, i wish i could remove them
>medium
nigga are you blind? it's the brightest one available
>neons on a supercar
prove that they're bad
>neons
prove that they're bad
>carbon rims
carbon goes with the black on the car, what's wrong with them?
>probably xenon lights
no
>tinted windows
prove that they're bad
>edgelord black + red color scheme
nice meme

8\420

discord is like the kuruma

Do you neets actually enjoy the drama with all the dickgirls?

What drama, bud?

There's no actual dickgirls in gtag tho.

every fuckin thread is filled with discord releated shitposting

call them whatever you want

Because it's one guy being unable to let go

Actually after spending time in the discord, it's mostly attacking shitters that fuck with gtag work. I don't have the mic on most times and just listen to idle chatter while grinding. There's definitely worse out there in other gta teamspeaks. There aren't any underage children in this one, which is nice. I didn't fall for the discord cancer meme and the people are alright. But if you don't believe it, then sure, it's trap/tranny/cancer/bait/drama, whatever you prefer.

You sound honest and explained it in a down-to-earth, so I'll believe you.

However, I can't doubt that there are attention whores and fights, it happens by default in every large community no matter how tame they try to be.

>another premium race not won due to a speeding hacker