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>Official pages
Website: paladins.com/
Forums: forums.paladins.com/
Server status: status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ, useful links etc.
pastebin.com/mx4LjKSz

>Patch notes (OB45)
forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?31957

>Datamine (OB45)
smitedatamining.com/paladins-ob-45-datamining-zenith-lawman-cards-oracle-and-lex/

>Steam Store
store.steampowered.com/app/444090/

>Paladins Wiki
paladins.gamepedia.com/Paladins_Wiki

>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB

>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
youtube.com/watch?v=0p9Ptob5pC4&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9

>Decks
paladinsdecks.com/

>/palg/ ID List
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1X6NNDQLSytCCoExPCtt48Bq9_Sv_Ha4qZkOeHS1DcS8/edit#gid=485142380

>Account statistics
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1st for ROCK MILF

smug paladans

Inara best girl

>Inara's VVS is the same line as BK's
>Inara's VVGO is the same line as Mal's

Talk about phoning it in.

How do you make Bomb King say wub wub?

How horrifying is mid-life crisis co-op?

chuckle at the names, you wont be laughing after that

You drop the Poppy

Very horryfying once you realize that enemies names describe you.

This game is freaking trash, 5-10 minute queues for casual games are just atrocious.

Thinking of just quitting, i mean you spend more time waiting for a match than actually playing with the amount of retards you usually get paired with so your elo gets balanced with their low elo.

>queue up
>alt+tab
>do other shit
How hard can it be?

>Not browsing /palg/ as you queue

when does a paldins day start?
is double xp active already?

>browsing a dead general while waiting for your game (so waiting for a post every 10 minutes and waiting for a game every 10 minutes)

Fair enough since it's a dead general but when it's not, should be your go to or at least one of them. Just shift tab and browse some shit until your queue starts

Do you want a dead general or a gay one because theres only room for one.

Inara is fun and I love her

It should.

If Drybear resets the elo then do I lise my fancy borders?

>2 brain dead teams in a row
>the the dps players are the worst
>a fag instalock inara and just forget how to play this game
Mal Damba can't carry this.

There needs to be armpit porn of this game. Ying and Inara are especially BEGGING for it. Cassie has a pretty nice looking armpit as well.

>Tfw you want to play Inara but don't want to spend essence on her and the default loadout is garbage

Still hate essence

So, Rejuvenate only effects healing abilities from other players and won't let you heal more from your own abilities right?

I agree, but you'll never get god tier fetish art out of western artists

Correct.

Also; Rejuvenate combats Cauterize percentage-wise.

I was hoping to be able to use it when I was a support but I guess not.

A straight counter? Cause Rejuvenate 3 only counters Cauterize 1.

11 more champions this year, better save your essence because one of them might actually be good! :))))))

I'm excited for auto aim lawman. He's either going to completely break the game and kill it or he's going to be useless as fuck.

people ate drybear's shit when he put a bandaid on ob44, so now we're going to be stuck with essence forever ;_;

Essence is a shit system but the Bandaid they slap on is so ridiculously generous that pretty much any player from OB can purchase anything, let alone someone from CB.

Lawman a shit.
Oracle when.

didn't even know elo could go that low

;^)

What are you meme facing for?

Name 4 champions that have a good default legendary

If we take 'good' not 'the best' legendary, then: Vik, Cassie, Sha Lin, Makoa.

Maeve
Tyra
Makoa
Shalin

I think Lawman will be the crutch needed to allow newer players to hit Drogoz and Maeve so I think he'll be a good addition.
I'm not too worried, though. I think the fright is the same as when Shung Lau's planted was revelled. We thought he was going to be Bastion and just do it forever but Auto Aim will just be another cooldown attack, probably used to finish off fleeing enemies.

>kill Makoa, sea dries up
>kill Grover, vegetation withers
>kill Inara, land is destroyed

I imagine lawman will have a huge damage dropoff-

and considering he's auto aim, i think i'm going to build my entire loadout with his movement ability in mind. slide, Speed, because aim is not a problem you can do random movements .

Yeah, i can't wait for this new support. I like his gameplay desu, pretty original. I find paladin's champion to be more enjoyable than their overwatch counterpart.. i also like overwatch but i play it less than paladins.

Fuck, i just love the fact that they release 1 new champion a month compared to overwatch mere 3 hero/year that can also be huge shit (Orisa)

PvE named The forces of nature that has a buffed Makoa, Inara and Grover when?

You mean, Rules of Nature.
youtu.be/N3472Q6kvg0

That shit needs to stop, If you lose a match against someone with that low of elo you lose likr 40 fucking points in your match.

Tyra's actual new skin just got leaked.

Fernando for fire.

Buck as the Avatar.

Kill yourself for posting that garbage.

My god, you are a fucking genius. And we would have 5 enemies thanks to that.

YOU kill yourself because of your shit taste.

Inara is better than i thought she was
Her q can (sometimes) counter drogoz' ult and her right click (along with some cards) can make skye's ultimate practically useless
She still feel hella squishy as a tank though

Of course it's a dumb anime poster

Inara is more useful as a secondary tank rather than a solo tank. Her trapping people that try to run away or separating enemies/deathballs with her wall is very useful if she has a Ruckus/Makoa to help her kill everybody that got trapped.

A good Drogoz/Kinessa/Sha lin absolutely destroys both her and her walls.

First match of the morning was a win. That ups my spirit.

kek, now I want to do this thanks user

I only got 1 elo from that match. Was hardly even worth the effort.

>kill Torvald, knowledge ceases to exist
>kill Fernando, romance is dead
>kill Bomb King, loyalty ends

>implying hirez would put effort into a good tyra skin

I got the crippling field card is and it's awesome, you can pretty much win anything 1v1 because of your 50% reduction in damage and still wall away enemies so you can wait for you cooldown to go on a rampage again.

What legendary do I use on Inara?

>kill Maeve, no-one to give headpats to

Wall or cripple are her best.

depends what cards you use, are you more aggresive or do you wanna trap ppl for your team to kill?
1 thing is for sure, the cripple one is bait.

Trapping is situational and depends too much on a competent team.

Is Inara a trap?

yes

[VVVT]

>Love playing tank
>Remember that I keep getting abandoned on the point to die and nobody contests while I'm dead or even TOUCH the objective
>Remember that nobody else other than me touches that damn objective
>Remember that often all of my teammates are retards that only flank or just die to the worst Kinessa that exists because they barely move
>Remember that I often have no healer, and If I do have one, it's a Grover pretending to be a sniper

This game makes me feel suicidal.

6 months, 200 hours and this game is a buggy piece of shit.

Is OW worth buying?

I know that feel. I enjoy playing Fernando and Makoa but I never feel like I can pick them.

Buy OW if you have friends to play it with. Otherwise Paladins is a better experience.

no take a break from fps

Looks like guru removed a bunch of inactive players.

ok how do you people play Cassie? I feel like the only thing she is good for is just hanging back behind other people and kinda just stealing kills / mildly adding to the damage, otherwise she's just dead in any other scenario

I guess it's more polished, but that game has a strict meta and playing outside said meta will make everybody yell at you.

...

well yea do constant poke damage, and use the "take 1/3 health off disengaged enemy" legendary to fuck any tanks who are bullying your tank on the objective.

wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=Adwd2F6krlM

This is the voice of the guy who drugs you on your first date and forces you to wear a cute maid outfit while he fucks your boy pussy without any lube.

Play Makoa, at least he is fun

Is that Barik doing a Grover pose?

Is it worth buying colossal chests?

no

>Is it worth buying
No.

I might buy some to try to get the Baroness skin for Tyra.

this is drybear

stop shilling and fix the fucking bugs

I have Autism, some brain damage, nearly lost my tongue when I was 2 and take medication that makes me loopy and sedated in order to cope with chronic anxiety. I just sound like that.

I just want a new skin for Ying, damn it.
Please Jewbear make a schoolgirl Ying skin and I'll buy 10 boosters, a founders pack and 68 colossal chests If You make it.

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GOOD NIGHT~

Now I want an entire school collection, professor Torvald, jock Fernando, etc.

plz no =(

They just to fix her god damn hair, its awful.

or
>Only 1 tank on the team and he is flanking, badly.

so is patch preview every friday or something?
how many heroe are they going to make for this year? i've heard it's 17 heroe for 2017.

Big game hunter is broken as fuck, you have to get into the action to use it well though. She is not really a sniper.

wat

mite be kewl

Is she telling the truth?

I heard they were making 20 heroes for 2017

Well I actually heard they're making 23 champs for 2017