ITT we roast eachothers cars

Roast my tasteless shitbox, no mercy

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Your car is ugly

>sticker on roof
why

So when the jet finally leaves the ground it can see what it go smoked by

kys

looks like an evo but runs 17 second 1/4 miles.

Good job blacking out your wheels and emblems like every other tasteless cunt. I will give you points though for tinting the windows... Nobody needs to see the niggerfaggot inside.

I hope that you over-smoked your lights so you crash into a bus full of gay crippled retards and go to prison for life

>a fucking Lancer

why

Nice Guido spec lancer

Eww, stinky.

Are you a basketball-American?

Jesus christ. What shithole neighborhoods do you live in? Stay in school kids.

Inb4 crowd killer

Like an Evo minus all the things that make the Evo an Evo. Like AWD and an acceptable amount of power.

Lancer: the official car of lying on dating profiles. That guy that says I'm a musician, code for I make weak ass beats using a pirated copy of fruity loops on my refurbished Lenovo.

I hate your stupid chrome wheels and grill. Racing stripes and stickers are gay. Otherwise I like it.

Why do your wheels have propellers like those hats that retards wear

Those are the neighborhoods around my university dumbass.

Are you majoring in Criminal Justice?

B-Be gentle

You can see the blood of all its victims. On the ground behind...

Poetic.

My favorite thread.

get out r3333333

>buying a new tc over a frs
top kek

My fellow IS nigger. Is that F-Sport exhaust? Was I talking to you the other day?

The car was 4 years old, bro.

>living in Illinios

hard mode: nothing about NissanScum/Nigger Car

I hope you drive back through that mountain pass and it all collapses on your dumb fuckin head. You no-emblem-having zilch.

blame mexicans for no badges

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Here goes nothing...

>i need a garage for my 80's Jap shit
Really? And I'm trying to keep assholes from stealing my Lexus you fuck. Fucking kids kicking soccer balls into it every day. This is why I drink.

Why don't you water your trees asshole? And don't tell me there's a drought because your grass is green. I'm on to you fuccboi

Fiero with a bodykit

You watch too much Regular Furry Reviews

Old picture. Tree was losing its leaves at the time, they're on a drip system

yup. you can see that my car badly needs those BC Racing coils and 19s

why are you on an enthusiast board?

Roast my STooGay

>inb4 less tourque than a lawnmower

How many deaths leaving a Cars and Coffee is it responsible for?

So you're a middle aged black nurse?

Your car is cute. Your license plate is dumb.

He's not wrong though.

Yeah, it was on the car when I got it. Swapping it as soon as possible

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Had to get a new ride about half a year ago drunk living next door hit my 2004 Chevy trailblazer 4x4 ext v8.

>phone

I know my door is dinged and my front bumper is scraped.

Hit me.

Do you get to watch her getting railed by Tyrone, or does she make you go to the chuck shed?

dank

>why are you on an enthusiast board?

maybe because he likes cars you dumbass

cool af senpai

When the tC has more torque and goes faster than an FRS kek.

>tarted up fwd econobox

You already stole the one joke I could make.

The yellow fogs and gold rims don't match the Stang tbhfam

You're a lot faster than me though

Too poor for a focus?

oh ill roast that lancer alright
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You suck at roasting

You followed me on Instagram yesterday

i like those things

V40 is mine

5Spd MT, lil 2.7L 4cl
I don't mind it

Can you get me a quote on some landscaping? I'm tired of the Asian guy across the street laughing at my yard. It's Korean babble, but I know they're talking shit about me.

fucking kek, that's all I ever see driving 00's maximas.

>not an evo

Nice starter pack rims

Both of my memes

Just fuck my shit up senpai

It's like a Miata, except super try hard, doesn't handle as well, less reliable, and you're much more likely to have Juan Miguel rip your top open to steal your seats for his EF hatchback.

Thats a great answer, good job OP

remove the stickers, fake hood scoop, and then replace center caps, headlights, grill, side exhaust also good job with the shitty hood pins retard

tfw no one ever likes my car

Well I don't love it but I think it's pretty neat

How's detroit?

I'm just going to get this started, I'm a black man and I voted for Trump.

simbly. ebin.

Show me what you got.

pls no bully

how many miles can you go before it needs a new head gasket?

I get the gist about the granata and such but can I get a quick rundown?

Is this slavic gang violence or a standard day in the life of mahmat abdul gafbad??

thank you bb ;_;

HENDERSON

NEVADA

Am I wrong?

Phoenix Arizona.

My bad desert friend. It literally looks like a road about 5 min from me.

Roast me m8's

> rust around the gas tank

>slower stock-for-stock than a mustang GT that came out 4 years prior
fuggin kek my m8.

i will find you.

A pickup reversed into me at a red light.

I like your car, user. What's it powered by?

>golf cart

What the heck is that plug sticking out your grill?

I fucking love you.

I cannot roast you. You're too good for this world.

pls no bully

seems like god already roasted you enough

Had to pull a pick from google since I don't have a pic of it, but its the same year, make, model and color but without the swaggy wheels. Be gentle on my ghetto super-commuter sex machine

Also its a 2dr

I ordered 22x12 American Forces today. bring it on.

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I expected better

literal lancer

nice blocking of that porsche