BMW

>BMW

>he doesn't own a BMW

Who pissed on your tendies this morning?

Tell me, in what way BMW is better than it's competitors.

Worse gearbox
Heavier
Unmemorable engine
Unmemorable innovation
Injects fake engine noises in the cabin
Interior heavy plastic

Pic related, it's you.

Merc > Beemer

>Mercedes

WHY DO THEY DRIVE LIKE THE FUCKING WORLD IS ENDING!!!

T. Poorfag who got btfo by a cheap bmw

>heavy
lol what? They have some of the lightest sedans in their class in the correct drivetrain layout
>worse gearbox
who told you this? ZF is a bad gearbox now?
>unmemorable engine
???
>unmemorable innovation
??????
>injects fake noise
better question is who doesnt
>Interior heavy plastic
>implying

Who are we comparing? Everyone?
Are we talking about new or old BMWs?
I can smell the busrider

BMW driver here

Those are the 316, 318, 320, and 328i faggots. Especially the Chinks who lease M cars

>They have some of the lightest sedans in their class in the correct drivetrain layout...

>tfw dad has 100k M6 and drives like an absolute mad man

I can't vouch for every single car, but the current M3 is like 400lb lighter than the AMG C63.

>he doesn't think its true

Look it up.

You own an M car. Who wouldn't drive like a madman?

I for sure as fuck do. Thats what they were built for
Its the lightest in the segment. The 3 series in general is

lmfao at this dumb ass

>mfw I am about to buy my first Z4

Anything I should know bros?

I've hated hated hated bmw and their drivers but recently started liking the M6 with the v10 because everyone has a v8, are they gud cars

> coming to a stop at a red light, nobody else at intersection
> the nanosecond I reach 0 mph the light turns green

It's a fucking v10 who even cares if they're good or not

>he doesnt bother pointing out what is wrong with it

user is right dumbass. Shitpost elsewhere

The points have already been made, but nice samefagging nigger, back to your containment board on reddit

>no credibility to the original points made

Try again

If it's not an M then get a SLK350/380

>no credible points disproving any of them

Fact remains that (((BMW))) is absolute shit and only retards would buy them given competitor options and pricing

>competitors make objectively worse cars

lolok

My dad's mercedes gave him so much trouble, I am sort of soured on the whole brand.

I dont think you can read, retard.

>projecting
I will make this easier for you.
BMW makes better cars than its competitors. Objectively and subjectively.
There is no arguing here. Its fact
BMW>Suped up VWs
>aka audis for your dumbass
BMW>pigfat mercs
BMW>handos
BMW>toyotas
BMW>caddies and lincshits
BMW>lexus shit

Now pack your shit and go back to

Beemer driver. As soon as I traded over for my Honda I noticed how truly slow everyone else goes on the freeway.

>all that shitty plastic interior
>joke gear box
>80bhp and torque less than base c63
>engine noises pumped into cabin as a feature
>slower 0-60 (even with buying (((competition))) package)
>reliability is among the lowest for a european car

redditor here

Do you guys ever have actual discussions here or is it just constant shit-flinging? Nobody ever defends their opinion beyond implying that the argument was had years ago and the outcome is common knowledge.

>thinks reddit discusses anything substantively
>board is heavily controlled and only reinforces hive mind le upboatxDDDDDDDD

>redditor

kys

>redditor here
kys faggot

Kys

>more implying
>ZF gearbox that is used by every yuropcompany, bulletproof manuals,reliable dual clutches
>Faster than a C63 in almost every metric including laptimes. A car with less power and is faster = better engineered
>All eurocars do this,including most ferd and caddy products
>muh slower 0-60, so 3.8 seconds is slower?
>pic related

I see we have an AMG faggot.

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kys

>GM above BMW

The real joke is where ford is located.
>only manufacturers worse are FCA and nissan

>my bmw has been more reliable than my ford and toyota, and honda

what does it mean by this

>anecdotes of bmw fanbois

It means your opinion don't fucking matter pleb.

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>worse gearbox

lol kys. ZF trannies are the best out there right now.

Fake engine noises is a meme, they just mic the engine because the cabin was so insulated people couldnt shift by ear. Only the i8 uses fake engine noises where the sound is actually fake.

My interior is wood and leather pleb.

The current engines are great and reliable after about 8 years of use.

No, it's not a mic on the engine, it's pre-recorded. It's fake engine noise.

M6 and M2 are the best cars BMW has made in a decade.

honestly this is 10/10 bait. I almost fell for it. But I know plebbit only goes to /b/ and /pol/ to look for /r/Veeky Forums adn /r/the_dildo upvote material

that was only the one year for the M5. And the i8 like i said. THe i8 actually uses fake enigne noises. Has a 1 liter gas engine with a m5 ish engine sound that plays. The electic engine also makes a spaceship noise that is completely fake. The exhaust is a speaker so pedestrians can listen to space ship sounds when you go by.

Lmao!!!

>less hp than c63
BMWs have always has less power than competeing Mercs/Audis yet BMWs have always been the fastest and best in their segment

show me another car that is a rwd coupe with a 7 speed DCT and turbo 6

No?, thought so pleb

While the ZF8 is likely best tranny, just about all reviews say bmw tuning is shit on it. Laggier than competitors and likes hanging onto wrong gear for the speed.
Most likely muh mpg tuning now that bmw isn't the same sporty car maker as before

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BMW uses only DCT for muh sportiness, autotragic for appliances.
BMW DCTs are class leading

kys

>buying a shitty sports car for a shitty M badge so you can hear fake engine sounds over the speakers. Trash can't make a good engine.

Lmao.

old BMW > new BMW

>no sources

wow guys what a great argument

kys

Wasted digits

How can BMW trigger so many butthurt Veeky Forumstists. It's quite funny

KYS

>Audi

>redditor here

It can't
That's not old enough. E34 last good BMW

>JD Power

We used to, but then the shitposters stepped up their posting and drove everyone else out.

>t. redditor