>Betting/Trading/Item Related csgobackpack.net gosugamers.net gamblersanonymous.org/ga/ Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
Not because teammates can't kill, but they never smoke, never flash, never hold their positions.
So you always gets killed by somebody who just ran in somewhere because nbody was holding it.
Justin Rivera
I learned to just bait my team mates.
And the biggest issue I have with matchmaking is that we take control of an area AND NOBODY FUCKING MOVES. A smoke is thrown by the cts and after it fades they're still there.
Brandon King
Its (you)stillo right?
Jordan Morris
Does magog have /ourgloves/? Does magog own any gloves? Should I buy some?
iamfish007 meant he loves to get on the front page of /r/globaloffensive
Asher James
>Get queued with a 4-man "clan" in MM >They get shit on first pistol round >Get kicked
Really wish people would get punished for abusing the kick system.
Henry Moore
>Buy team weapons >guy steals my saved AWP >I tried to TK him (tapping in hopes he'd just drop it for me), but he got us both killed when he ran into suicide >I get voted off CS GO players are the worst.
Jaxson Long
Did you lose the game in the end? Thats the only thing that can make it better personally
James Perez
>misfits losing to Complexity
Parker Nguyen
dad dick'd
Parker Lee
>shahzam getting knifed by uber when col are on a pistol force
i giggled
John Wright
and if we turn back time could we learn to live right
James Johnson
better hit the DMs
Aiden Martin
>someone actually got it based
Matthew Stewart
>Friday night MM >Guy on team is drunk as a skunk slurring along to some song >Somehow manages to not be the worst in the game. I do enjoy these brief moments of fun in this cancerous game
Adam Lewis
ZYKLON8 DOES IT AGAIN
Liam Ward
@170681381 Please fuck off
Eli Sanchez
I don't know why i expected better of twitch chat during this break
James Flores
>shroud is dating a corean girl
Colton Robinson
just take comfort that if twitch learned how right wing any esports person is besides thorin they would flip
Jaxson Moore
I regularly play with a 4-man group. The 5th random more often than not turns out to be a shit-cunt who saves for an awp only to get killed with it immediately and then begs one of us to buy him another one, or handing him back "his" recovered awp. All the while bottom fragging and talking shit the entire time. Fuck CSGO
Juan Edwards
>tfw tactical genius with bad aim how do I get good crosshair placement, aim and spray control?
Do people get banned for standing in your mollies now?
Ryder Nguyen
>cache playing as T >we start dying and leave our teammate in a 1vs3 situation >he starts clutching and gets to a 1vs1 >plants on A and we know the CT is coming from truck >instead of holding an angle and walking backwards to quad/door/main he decides to switch to his knife, turn his back, and fail a bunnyhop towards it, dies with no chance for a fight >tell him that was wrong so he can learn from his mistake >"u leff me in 1vs3 muted" why don't people want to learn fuck
Kayden Barnes
/csgog/ rate my nicknames, trying to go with something good and fresh
Is the Kelly Criterion of any use if you don't really know the chances a team holds to winning a game?
Like, I think today Big will defeat EnVy, but Im not so sure what's the percentage of chances they hold to winning.
Is the criterion still usefull in this situation if I want to calculate how much to bet?
Adrian Cook
>black >okay >okay >gay >gay >unintelligible >okay but kinda gay
Lincoln Powell
removed overpass from my pool fucking shit map
Elijah Price
>Die first like a complete shitter >Proceed to give advices like you arent a worse player >Get surprised when he gets mad even though you're a complete retard who is trying to coach in a pug with people you will never see again
Literally no one wants or takes advice from random noobs online. Chances are he knows what he did wrong and doesn't need a squeaker flaming him. He doesn't feed and coach you because he unironically is a better player.
Alexander Collins
>backseat coaching TRIGGERED just give callouts if you're dead, not advice
Bentley Morales
>Stare dead on at enemy for solid second before he shoots me >Next round be tapping heads and able to hear, turn around and pop some fag behind me before I even realised he was there. Do you ever think that concentrating on this game makes you worse? I can just go with it and kinda space out and play better than normal.
Samuel Gonzalez
you're licherully a steel. don't be a steel.
Jack Jackson
>losing 3 10 ct side mirage >Decide fuckit push a ramp with ak. >Get 4 kills and have bomb meanwhile 3 teammates die >I get shot in the back from a guy who walks a cross my fuckwit teammates who's playing ninja's screen >i watched the demo and the t was on this asshats screen for a good ten seconds k m s this is why I'm nova
Jason Gray
>ywn wake up to Pansy and stare into her deep blue eyes while she's trying to figure out where she is this time after getting blackout drunk
Levi Allen
*psst pansy are you awake? when is the next csgo professional esports broadcast?*
Juan Jackson
>Having AWP at ramp >They push through short >Pick one guy >3 more incoming >One guy starts screaming "LOW HP, SWITCH TO PISTOL" "PISTOL PISTOL PISTOL PISTOL" >Died because I can't concentrate with a monkey screaming Backseat gaming is the worst thing there is.
You sound autistic. My advice to you is that you let people figure out their faults on their own, unless they ask for advice.
Evan Brown
are retakes /our gamemode/ here?
>super quick rounds >very useful for actual play >can practice nades
Carson Parker
>die first like a complete shitter That's a retarded thing to say, are you saying I'm supposed to win every single duel I take? Or that every single open fragger is a shitter? Or that you should never take risks? >Get surprised when he gets mad >Literally no one wants or takes advice from random noobs online Why would you not want to take advice? Sounds retarded to me desu, specially when playing ranked, I assume you do it because you like the competitive aspect of the game and you want to improve >Chances are he knows what he did wrong He might, but how does it hurt for me to tell him anyways? Chances are he doesn't realize, specially since he got mad like he didn't make a bad play >He doesn't feed and coach you Now you're assuming I was bottom fragging or some shit or that I did this multiple rounds, which is wrong >Proceed to give advices like you arent a worse player >he unironically is a better player Even if I am a worse player, he can still learn something from me, and he's probably not better than me in every aspect, maybe he has better aim, maybe he communicates better, maybe he makes better decisions, maybe he clutches more often, maybe he is a better awper/rifler. Aim/spray you can improve by yourself just fine, but for the other aspects of the game having input or different views from other players is extremely helpful
Obviously I waited until the round was over to politely tell him what his mistake was
>not liking steel
Bentley Sanders
People telling me to pistol give me the shits. What's more effective in a 1v3, an awp or a fucking glock
Evan Watson
if u play anything other than dm on dust2 u should kill u are self
Nathaniel Gomez
>liking a depressed know it all jew with a superiority complex who argues that it's better to have an AK instead of an AWP when you're low on HP what is wrong with you my dude
Robert Thompson
this poster is on the spectrum
Carter Hill
Have not played CSGO in a good while. Two questions my good lads.
#1 Is it still possible to idle for drops or do you only get them when ranking up now? How many drops do you get per week these days?
I got banned because my retarded teammates walked into my mollies which i threw to the same spot every turn. So in the end the damage accumulated and i got kicked.
Matthew Ross
neo is streaming, and he has pathetic numbers is VP pushing their players to stream or what?
Tyler Young
>tfw no snax stream
Xavier Johnson
I make rank up!
Austin Williams
i smell thirdies... it is emanating from this thread..
