League of Legends General /lolg/

old eyosongive.us

Is AD Kennen good now?

xth for Syndra

Do healsluts like nice guys who don't bully?

>It's only a short way? Is that a short joke?!
>It's only a short way? Is that a short joke?!
>It's only a short way? Is that a short joke?!
>It's only a short way? Is that a short joke?!
>It's only a short way? Is that a short joke?!

alright riot im sure this was funny the first time but if youre only gonna give a character 15 lines dont make them so fucking annoying

>now
lol

YOUR COMMANDS TIRE ME

>Not owning Final Boss Veigar

No. They want to be abused and used like the sluts they are and nice guys don't do that.

t.guy who abuses healsluts and gets told to abuse them more.

>unable to heal off your own stone born pact
darn

name 5 champions that you could delete because they're just frustrating to play against. not champs that are broken or anything. just champs you fucking hate seeing on the enemy team

for me it's ashe, tryn, veigar, ekko, and anivia

Bronze stats are a treasure trove.

isn't baron empowered recall faster than a tp?

why did trundle tp? is he retarded?

THE MAGIC, IT CALLS TO ME

not watching but it cant be stopped by damage so could that be it

What if l want to play with one but l don't like to bully?

Just have your ADC take it too so you can both heal.

Does Sona know whe has the biggest rack in the league?

Does it work with Ashe passive? If so I could imagine an Ashe Soraka turbosustain lane

of course, it's all so obvious now, and with mallet I will also be healing!

user you either bully or be bullied, have you considered playing support

>halved for ranged

if i play a champ i dont own in aram it says you can only earn a box on a champ you own at the end of the game. does that show up every time or only if you would have recieved loot?

>yfw cockblocked by rito

>make 1-trick account
>buy champion of choice with IP
>get free 975 RP skin for them from the chest at 5 or 6

Neat. Wish it had 1350 skins, though. Got a Nidalee one when making an Aurelion account.

>not using Yasuo adc for it

>honor
good, specially if it's something you can aim for instead of never being sure if you'll get the ribbon

>runes/masteries
he said nothing in specifics about how it will change, but they're kidding themselves into thinking deep choices that you choose instead of copying from a guide are possible. every multiplayer mmo has gone through this, cookie cutter builds surface every time. Runes really need a rework but they'll never hit this goal

>amateur tourneys and shit
This is actually really fucking great, but if you looked for it before, there's actually quite a few amateur torneys going on. If you look up online you can even find sites like battlefy that have enough tourneys for you to play pretty much everyday, it just needs more client integration.

>other features
I literally didn't know that loading screen had an indicator there, it's so out of the way that I doubt 99% of LoL's playerbase has ever seen it. the other shit is great

I'm sure imthem knows exactly how you feel.

I did that for Bard and got his worst skin Elderwood

Convince me to not do a Mordekaiser account

Half strength heals are better than not healing at all.

Nah it's different

Nasus, Jayce, Darius, Fizz, Akali

FUCK

>I literally didn't know that loading screen had an indicator there, it's so out of the way that I doubt 99% of LoL's playerbase has ever seen it. the other shit is great
I always look at it because the new client likes to explode on me from time to time. Hell I was excited when I read the post about them adding it. No more getting ninja freezed or crashed.

He got directly cucked so not that different to ezxlux fags.

>doublelift has stopped streaming

Midday twitch streams suck now. RIP.

>wanting a heal based on ADC's max health
the heal is so low that you might as well pick another mastery

Waifufagging != shipfagging

Taric x Ezreal was rejected?

If I exhaust an illaoi do her tentacles do less damage too?

MATING PRESS

I wanna be Lulu's cat!

Ezreal x Lux
Ezreal x Taric still going strong. Not even Riot can fight against such strong love.

Yes.

I don't know but I want to hug Nami and go swimming with her and maybe even kiss her.

did you draw this??

>kissing a fish

Doublelift had to to TL they paid for his boosting services. I asked TL how much they paid for doublelifts boosting services because I want some too but didn't get a response.

yo anybody hungering for some good ol' smut

i'm poor and can't afford the new dragon-man bundle so imma write some smut for you if you get it for me

Is pornstar zilean from here?
I feel like I've seen screenshots from him being posted on lolg before

not if I do all that first
no, i just have a lot of pictures of nami

why dont more people play cho? i know his laning phase is weak and his abilities are kind of wonky, but if the enemy team cant end before 25 minutes the game is over. you can build full ap with 1 armor and mr item and end up with 5k+ health and can one shot any squishy with your ult.

he actually becomes unkillable with 10+ stacks.

Gonna sniff between those legs!

cause he's fucking boring

he's legit the most boring champ in the game, sitting right next to janna

>too laggy to play at all today
Woo...

because if you're above silver people will dodge your skills and finish before you can get to that point

yeah its pretty fucking stupid

the base damage of his ult should be true but then do scaling magic or physical damage

its fucking stupid getting bit for 1k+ damage

Healsluts only think about dicks and breeding, they don't give a shit about receiving kindness, their only goal is to calm the aggression of their mate by offering themselves as a gift to the male who puts up with their LP leeching tendencies. Being nice to them only confuses and scares them; to secure yourself a healsluts you must order them around and tell them exactly what to do, punishing bad behavior while only occasionally rewarding good behavior.

Kayle

I'm gonna KISS that fish.

I've already done it, I just want to repeat it more times.

Tryn, Jayce, Brand, Zyra, Ivern

>ugly as shit
>boring as shit

Does nami like cuddling

>almost every ability has multiple uses and does multple things
>Full tank,support,AP mid/top cancer mage,FULL AS carry
>R gives a free HP bar ,knock up and a perma AOE slow
>W is among the strongest crowd controls in the game and can also be used to speed up allies also LOL FREE AS :))!
>E can be used to shield an ally and increase their DPS or straight up nuke an enemy when combined with Q (and a slow)
>utility also scale with AP making her even more cancerous
>Q is a wave pushing tool AND a poke tool all in one
>"L-Lulu inst overloaded!"

Riot keeps her in the dumpster for a reason you stupid faggots

Lulu basically does everything you can possible want on a support except healing. Lulu degenerates are stupid faggots with a victim complex even though Lulus gutting is absolutely deserved and Riot themselves say so

lulu is overloaded and half of her abilitys need to be reworked or looked at come Support class update.

>people are paying Dom to either roast them or suck their dick by sending their op.gg through donations

>udyr and cho look like absolute dogshit garbage
>visual update never since they need to sell the EBIN 6 GORILLION RP skins that make them look not shit
this jewish company deserves a bombing

>pick Ivern
>counter enemy graves so hard he's 2-3 levels behind all game

He's going to be nerfed isn't he?

can someone post that one riot ticket that confirmed nami for having a vagina?

>my unicorns are going to throw the game
oh god i can feel it coming please no

healsluts? no absolutely not they crave to be treated like garbage. normal supports? yah that's the ideal. so the other anons called it right

Of course. Specially while bathing.

>uol

>implying my gentleman cho skin is ugly
would you like some cheese with your whine?

>nami erping

>that varus damage that bypasses tanks
>that viktor damage that wrecks tanks
all of my sides

What's a better descriptor for that match, EU Stall Meta, or EU Throw Meta?

dw guys we got lategame

Any time I watch the EU LCS I think the 6 item limit isn't enough now that ambient gold and tower gold are so high.

Then I look at other regions who end games at ~20 minutes and remember it's just

>EU scene

>have a good game
>get insulted post game chat that I don't have use a skin

EU Throw Meta no constest

EU is awful

Poorfags should be flamed. It encourages them to work.

YOURE PLAYING GAREN WE DO NOT HAVE LATEGAME

>"""""rotating game mode""""""
>its always poro king or ascension

If a normal girl tastes like tuna, what does Nami taste like?

Why is Sjokz so depressed?

chicken

I don't remember tuna tasting like milk and copper coins

>the 6 item limit isn't enough now that ambient gold and tower gold are so high

that's correct in general though
over time everything got cheaper and everyone got more gold faster
carries hit 6 items like every game and don't have a use for gold anymore

Evens I learn to play AD Kennen
Odds I keep losing with Akali

>dodge telegraphed skillshot
>buy last whisperer
>trade flash
>kill cho'gath and his team

I wanna hold Lulu in my arms and keep her safe and warm!

garen is a lategame champion.

>tfw you kind of want DND
>tfw you also kind of want fucking Doom Bots
They will never return.

You can't outplay/kite his flash R, though. Not since they updated/bugfixed it.

AP Cho can still end up with 4k+ Health because of the ult change so he won't get one shot. And his R is the biggest true damage nuke in the game when you go AP.

I mean, that is still a rotation

>you cant prevent the champion with no mobility from walking up to melee range of you
hmmmm

league is 5v5

I love Lissandra!
Sometimes when we cuddle, I give her the touchy touchy and she makes lewd noises!

It's like you can't read the flash part.

No, you can't flash on reaction, the second he's in range and the animation starts it'll connect now.

I fucking hate how my country's League arbitrarily changes the skin name from Festival Anivia to Adarna Anivia and say it promotes our culture, which entirely is not since the literature Ibong Adarna is not a book for carnival or festivities.

tldr LolPH just changed the new skin's name to promote locality and thought it relates to the book and the character from the Philippine literature ibong adarna.