/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

Is kek and reeeeeeee really bannable? I use that hsit all the time when I fall

alright lemme finish this round of arma3 andmake a terrible decision on github then ill ban you. im gonna get my banvalids in ways NOBODY wants

It is. It's ooc in ic

I know tons of people use it, I'mma start getting people banned now, thanks.

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No problemo, manon, I'm here to help get banvolids

>can't spess during the day because of lag

REE

>hydroponics trays not accepting holy water
What is this blasphemy?

I feel like shit for causing autism to the madmins

PRAYERMIN WHEN

NO
MONETARY
COMPENSATION

How do I turn a water tank into a holy water tank?

1. Be the Chaplain.
2. Smack it with your holy book.

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>use reeeeee a lot
>if people get mad about ic ock just tell them I have a speech impediment and I'm going to report them to the HoP for mocking my disability

I don't think coding is my thing guys. I failed

Did you break tha game

I find it too frustrating

pussy

git gud

>tfw no bdsm erp in my ss13

Don't let your memes be dreams

>90 on the server
BUNKER

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You have cableties, blindfolds, muzzles, and straightjackets. You're just lacking imagination.

bunker fucking now

it's too late for the bunker

IT'S CULT

So you want it to keep going up past 100?

Second serb when?

There are more people than that in the discord, the bunker won't do shit

TWO HUNDRED PLAYERS

I want it to be 50 players lower, but turning the bunker on now won't get rid of all the shitters we've obtained. Turning it on now would be like putting a bandaid on it until probe rips it off early

FRIDAY PRIMETIME

>Non antag murder two days in a row, threatening to raid the server if he's punished with his lifeweb buddies and REDDIT. It's not working out.
>90 players

f-fug

Bunkers up.

nah its not that.

was the mech cult any good

Fuck cant enter

Any idea why the population is spiking? Some other youtuber make a video or something?

Ckey?

>Probe trying to save face on his ban reason
I see right through you you TG-sympathising codercabal-scheming Hippie-dealing two-faced jew

Nah, i dont what the fuck is that.
I think the serv was restarting
Ah, there you go

shouldn't you be at school, user?

Too retarded for school

>11PM
>school

so how does cult communicate with one-another?

>93 people last round
>dropped to 50

thank fuck

you make a communication rune and use it

Communication runes/talismans

The Communicate rune. You can also bottle it up with some paper into a talisman with the Imbue Talisman rune. The supply slip the starter cultists get can also make a Communicate talisman.

youtu.be/Tf5ceofSAn8
youtu.be/NSvQ31PBEtg

The guy who can't get enough of his ellipsis is now playing in Veeky Forums.

It's too late, user.

some of the newfags that reached Veeky Forums today will be back sooner or later

Rounds always start off low and increase as people keep rejoining.

I'm not religious.

I don't know if it is spiking from new members but clearly we have enough of them at the moment.

just use radio comms, crew will be more scared of you this way

1. Do not attack other citizens except in self-defense.
2. Do not steal or break in to other citizen's homes.
3. Money printers/drugs are illegal.

>except in self-defense.

no

This is so stupid

4. Innuendos stop human harm
rate

It's quite dumb

ugh

>borg runs up to security beating the shit out of someone and starts yelling lewd things that border on ERP to stop human harm
Do it

ugh / UGH

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No, it has to be innuendo, they wouldn't be able to shout stuff like "I'll suck yo dick" because that's not innuendo

Where have I seen this before, I'm pretty sure there was a ban for someone uploading a law like that.

well yeah of course they can't be explicit about it, but cyborg sexual innuendo could end up being great

That's the thing. They said in the law "say lewd things" which means they have no measurement, unlike innuendo whereit has to be subtle

Why not just take it to vore if you want to erp a bot

I don't think you understand what innuendo is

>"BORGS HELP I'M BEING STABBED"
>"I'd like to put something ELSE inside you"
>Proceeds to do nothing

That's the idea. This guy gets it.

Law 2 ignore law 4

ERP except instead of sucking your cock the bot plays the bone flute.

Or the bot provides an "oblique allusion" that the uploader should kill themselves back to vore, but only an overcoy retard infers that is the original duder's intention.

>teleporter hub and station arent deconstructable
>you can't even unwrench them
Really makes one ponder.

The bunker does have a "lookback" to redirect players newer than a few days. As for Probe being the one in charge of it, that's still an issue.

>when you gremlim into the AI just right.

That doesn't work.

that was fun. refreshing to have an ai just let us go loud even if it failed instead of tip toe'ing around for an hour then just plasma flooding everyone anyways

Oh? Try it while I'm admining then :)

It's does, user. Welcome to Veeky Forums by the way, your newfaggism is showing

Comfy round

>roundstarts
>come back from bathroom
>at the corner of my screen I see a another miner scream something and run outside with the fuel tank
>explodes because the shuttle just left without him, the trail of fire igniting the tank
>call shuttle back, which gibs him
>the other miner has a fit over Science chat and turns her radio off
>find 45 diamonds within 10 minutes
>eventually help kill the AI
what was even happening

feels good to be a 2 week oldfag

shooting yourself with an ion gun puts you into crit but you can still walk around.
The more you know

What ever happened to law 2 orders being restricted to quick/immediate actions and not law replacements?

>650 people playing ss13 right now

fuck off kaylie

Same here, just started playing on this server after being permabanned from TG.

please go somewhere else

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