Mass Effect General- /meg/

DELETE THIS

where is this clip with audio?

beepbeep a shit

>literally copy-pasted
>people who called it "Mass Effect: Inquisition" were more right than they ever could have hoped
Fuck me

>"Vetra sighs when she gets the card she wants. Every time."

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oops

Pillar into the sky are pretty well worn in tropes at this point

Leak said Chee would be writing her and she'd be gay. The part about Chee turned out to be true.

At least cute lesbians are a vintage meme and not some newfag shit.

Mac please, stop shilling so fast you're going to hurt yourself. There's no Asari waiting for you on the other side Mac, you have to stop this.

I am GOING to eat Cora's BUTT.

from a reliable leak

>using the exact same effect the exact same way is common
>Biodrones will defend this

NOOT NOOT!

Imma pump a baby into that

>waifu'ing someone who licks rocks

i.imgur.com/BHusvEb.jpg

this is horrible

Source?

>You will never plow her potato fields

you can't write maco

Will their next game have a red one?

Why can't Cora be lesbian and Suvi straight? WHY BIOWARE?!

That will be in the DLC

>not waifu'ing a geologist

What do you have against earth sciences, user?

Me and Cora are populating Andromeda

>tfw I am a member of the Warrior Caste
Unless you were already in war, there is no way knowing that, senpai.

But yes, I do agree, modern feminized society is probably the worst society in the history of man for people of this breed.

>>using the exact same effect the exact same way

Book an appointment to get your eyes checked

There are 2 types of asari (visually speaking), those that look like Liara, which is most of them, and those that look like Samara, which are all the ugly ones. PB is an ugly one.

it's literally copy pasted desu.

>Cora
>gay

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

You can write good war story books because you understand it from a different perspective. Humanity may not like war anymore but they'll still read the fuck out of it. I used books ans an example of course but you can put it into any format, video games too.

try to get me to not play the game /meg/, since you hate it so much from watching trailers

geologists are people too

She's a GEOLOGIST, user! Don't bully her inquisitive mind!

is that a trap/twink-scott?

>tfw you were Vetrafagging for the memes but every new piece of information makes her even more prime waifu material and you're so deep in you don't know if you're still ironic or actually want to cuddle the dino

help

The Kett in the launch trailer looked handsome, I think it was the Archon.

The IGN video in the OP about meeting the Tempest crew. There's a brief shot of a datapad containing notes on everyone's poker ticks.

When she gives you that look

If it was, Cora'd be there. She'd probably be up his cute butt, too.

ONE DAY I WILL ASCEND AND BE WITH MY LOVE, WHILE YOU LESSER MORTALS ARE LEFT TO WITHER

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I actually want to cuddle the dino.

Nah, do whatever you want.

Her rock licking skills will come in handy when she's licking Sara's vagina!

Would /meg/ fuck a female Kett?

Cool armour, there.

Why does he have tubes going into his armor?

Yeah, probably

Looks very Star Trek-ish to me

Same.

She's sounding more and more like Tali, if Tali had a sister and was a seven-foot tall dino.

NOOT NOOT

>Humanity may not like war anymore
Don't bullshit yourself, good user. Humanity likes war as always, we living in the brief period of calm enforced by the current (failing) social dogma doesn't mean anything. Great paradigm shift is coming anyways, so I think it is safe to say that we will have our war sooner rather than later.

Until that time it's martial sports, gym, being weekend offender, military/police/security service and similar stuff.

Suvi should be straight but Sara should be able to pressure her into lesbian sex and corrupt her and make her addicted to the taste of pussy.

Why is peepeepoopoo looking at the camera here?

I get a lot of halo 4 vibes from this game. This dude reminds me of the The Didact

You have one question to ask Mac, what would it be /meg/?

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The Didact reminded me of Harbinger. Probably because they're voiced by the same guy.

>dem DSL
>she only wants Drack's ancient krogan penis

Steroids

>literal butthead

Why is PeePeroni so cute here?

could you fucking not with this shit?

Agreed.

FOR GOD'S SAKE MAC!
THERE'S NO WAIFU'S ON THE OTHER SIDE, ONLY BLACKNESS

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PeeBee is always cute :3

Is this a new Lady Gaga video?

>when you realize you just slept with an ogre but the pussy game was ridiculous

What does her skin feel like? What does it smell like?

I'm guessing rubbery and sea-salt

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Based on what we know about intercourse with Asari, you're basically cucking yourself out of pleasure every time you're fucking something that isn't an Asari

Onions and a faint smell of swamp water

That's not surprising, considering Chris Schlerff was hired to write (parts of) the story, he wrote Halo 4 after all.

I can sadly relate to this image

Cute! Source?

we don't want to know.

what was his name, user?

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Daniel

Jesus, her butt looks so soft. I just want to rest my head on it.

Why the fuck don't female turians have crests?

BEG THAT I SUCCEED, FOR I HAVE SEEN THE THRONE OF THE GODS AND THERE IS NO ASARI

>tfw like both Peebs and Cora

Which do you think has the lewdest romance scene?

Guess I'll pick based on personality

youtube.com/watch?v=g3iFJpGJiug

>tfw looking for golden worlds

>salarian without gloves

Literally the first time.

I think they said Cora was supposed to be the "steamiest" or some shit like that

No need to hide the name user
Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of who we've fucked