/owg/ Overwatch General

Good question, I have no idea.

always having the most stars when i play competitive is humiliating

There can I download an aimbot for this game?

You made the claim that she was a virgin. Since it is much more likely that she isn't a virgin, burden of proof is on you.

>even Bastion betrays Reaper

>tfw playing genji against bastion
youtube.com/watch?v=fUS2_Lkt3g8&ab_channel=LFG

I want to sexually corrupt her into a lesbian.

Should I do it again?

>saturday night
>got booted from two games in a row because there werent enough players
I havent played in a couple months. Is this game finally dying? Judging by the state of this general, there isn't much going on with the game.

You will never be female.

I love reaper comics, so much personality

Orisa is taking fucking forever to release

>its a symm has pocket-mercy and your team can't shoot her episode

>releasing a hero in the middle of a competitive season
It's questionable anyways.

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When you get back in the game after a week and you devastate them with best girl

Ahorita regreso, user.

>video game character
>virgin
They aren't even real.
They are 3D models with textures and normal maps applied, with sound clips from voice actors and lore written by Blizzard's writers.

I like when art uses alternate skins.

Zarya has best booty.

>nearly a year
>only two new classes
>only two new maps
We got four events at least. Good thing they're keeping up on those microtransactions and those limited time minigames that suck for the most part.

This is not the experience I was promised.

The Sombra party never stops.

>Its a 6 symm defense on hanamura

>Tracer is a lesbian

>Symettra has autism

>Soldier is a cuck

whats next, Hanzo is a muslim? Rein comes out as gender queer?

>Rein comes out as a gender queer?
I read that as reindeer for some reason.

Now you faggots are arguing over a game character's virginity. Do you people even play the game anymore or is everything waifus and debates about which ones got laid?

>>Soldier is a cuck

don't forget our nonbinary pal bastion

Mei is a virgin.

Well maybe instead of complainging about the lack of conversation about game mechanics why don't you actually try and start an interesting conversation about the game's mechanics?

Or is that too difficult for you?

>Bastion
>Non-binary

His entire method of thinking is binary! Robots cannot be non-binary!

You finally busting your cherry.

Will they ever release the first virgin character as an internet forum poster turned superhero?

Arcade, comp, ranked and the server browser have split the shit out of the playerbase and not mention that every new map, character takes fucking FOREVER to release.

just pushed a charging rein into our team's mercy, buds. hope she forgives me

Zenyatta is already Muslim. Some of the voice lines already say "Peace be upon you" which is a Muslim phrase in arabic " As-Salamu Alaykum".

hey bootysniffers, would yall like anything in special aside from the obvious mentioned in the current state overwatch-ified jeff kaplan tigole rant?

>Well maybe instead of complainging about the lack of conversation about game mechanics why don't you actually try and start an interesting conversation about the game's mechanics?

It gets ignored because you faggots insist on BLOO! and tonguing Efi's asshole.

Keep doing it. Your team must be able to dodge a Rein suddenly pushed into a new direction, or they're shit.

>Brings zero (0) attempt at starting a meaningful conversation

You have to go back.

>peace be upon you is a muslim only phrase

You seriously should stay in school.

what the fuck does this post say, am i having a fucking stroke

I prefer this version

>tonguing Efi's asshole

I've never heard anyone here say that

>buff Bastion
>dont buff Genji
who is supposed to kill him now?

No one said it's Muslim only. But Muslims greet each other and leave by saying As-Salamu Alaykum, which is "Peace be upon you"

god damnit mei

>played lijiang tower 4 times today

God I love being a Pharah main

Hana Song!

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Did you miss the entirety of the previous thread?

Yes, and so do many other spiritual groups. Buddhists, Hindus, Taoists, everyone has their own version and in english they all pretty much turn into "Peace be upon you".

Even christian arabs say "Peace be upon you". It's a really common greeting.

yes

I am hereby asking the general (You) if they have any suggestions they feel are necessary and/or appropriate for an edited version to fit the game that is Overwatch of one of the developers, Jeff Kaplan,'s personal rant from 2002 that I plan to post on the Battle.net Overwatch forums.

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lmgtfy.com/?q=peace be upon you

If you follow that link, you can clearly see what comes up you utter moron.

If McCree is such shit why is he in every GM game?

Is it because of Tracer/Genji? Or is it because he's fun to play if you can aim?

its because people wanna play him and pretend to be pro because he's one of the most skill based characters

Yes I did

We need an Italian character so that he can say "Pizza be upon-a you!" before throwing a pot of hot spaghetti sauce on the enemies.

IS there anything more cancer than Symmetra/Torbjorn in Defense in any 2CP Map?

That's some of the best fun you can have in this game.
>Rein charges, your team dodges to the right, and then you boop him right into them and send them all sailing off the point while he manages to pin the Mercy that was behind 3 other people.

Mei, Bastion

You think GM players care about it being "fun to play"?

They want to win.

How do I play Mercy right? Am I really supposed to abandon my team and hide before the teamfight starts so I can rez everyone after they lose the 5v6?

REMINDER THAT SYMMETRA IS AUTISTIC, WHICH MEANS THAT EVERYONE WHO PLAYS HER IS AUTISTIC AS WELL!

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Widowmaker is sad.

How do you cheer her up?

Yeah basically you just flit around the backline and hide when you can't fly from teammate to teammate

>Eeeey i'm walkin' in harmony 'ere!
>Pass into the iris already ya fagool!

It could also be another meme Zenyatta skin.

Dude, I'm GM, there's quite a bit of McCree's, Mercy's, Bastion's, Zen's, Pharah's, Widow's, Symm's and Torb's. And these faggots are not strong meta heroes.

Ana is the muslim. She even wear the hijab.

Hug the smug

Tell her that the only way she can be reunited with Gerard is to kill herself.

imgur.com/a/rcbQ4

this shit was posted to the forums and got upvoted

cheer her up? if i was in physical reach of bloo i would be too busy burying my face deep into her ass.

Just because they aren't meta doesn't mean some people aren't picking it for team comp reasons.

this is barely more coherent than the first post

A bullet to the face

Offer to huff her farts

source?

And this shit was posted on Veeky Forums.

>Ultimate ability: Battle born

Reminder literal children play this game.

>we're aware of the hitreg issues with genji's ult but don't have an eta on a fix

Gotta buy more loot boxes for bug fixes

its protoman, but a girl

Rude.

Lewd

Correct

also correct, the only way she could be happy

Issues that it is hitting too much or not hitting correctly?

Hit marker and sound occur but no damage is done