Fucking door dingers

HOW DO I PREVENT FUCKHEADS DINGING MY DOOR

CAN YOU PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND HOW TO OPEN A DOOR WITHOUT DAMAGING OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY?

FUCKING FUCK FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK.

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Tow around an empty enclosed trailer that you can disconnect and then park your car in.

Park away from people near the back of the lot (fat people hate walking)

park next to the islands and make sure your car is hugging that fuggin curb

so far i haven't gotten any door dings by following this method.

in this same parking lot my old shitbox would have a new door ding or two every day when i would park at the front

>park away from people
>if can't find spaces where people can only park next to you on one side (and leave more room)

You really can't do much else. Nothing like parking in an isolated part of the lot and having some $2000 shitbox parked right next to you.

People suck boyo

I'm so fucking pissed I'm contemplating setting up fucking cameras all over the car to capture fucking fuckers doing this shit

yep shit sux

hell i even had a guy back into my truck and drive off, leaving a huge dent in the door, luckily parking lot cams caught that and got me a cool 900$ for a new door

Making it illegal for women to drive might go a long way

>loading stuff into my trunk in the parking lot
>woman parks next to me
>KA-BAM
>car shaking back and forth
>she nailed my car at ramming speed with her door while I'm literally standing right there
>she gets out and rubs it
>looks sheepishly at me
>I'm so taken aback all I can do is give her a what the actual fuck mate look
>just ignore it, not worth my bother

Today an old fuck from Illinois parked next to me, and left a fuckhuge spot on the other side for his wife to get out, when they went back out, the fag opened his door so fucking hard right into my door, I got my shit and went outside to confront him but he backed out "pretending" like he didn't see me and drove off, I couldn't get the plate because a Ford F-150 blocked the view and this fag just ran off

THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DID BUT THEY SOMEHOW LIVE WITH IT

I witnessed something similar last year, in a Fortinos parking lot (grocery store) women in a Honda Odyssey van try's to make a turn, fucks up and drives straight into some guys front right wheel, the entire car shakes, she backs out, fixes her parking, and then sits in her car looking around to see if anyone saw, I sat in my car and watched for 3 minutes and she got out and tried to walk away

Luckily I was recording, called the cops and gave them her info and then wrote a note for the owner, owner contacted me and I gave him all my files, hope that cunt got what she deserved

Had a woman next to me back into my pickup just after I finished backing out. The dunce was on her phone as she reversed, who does this. We get out and it looks like the chrome bumper saved my fender, no dents, minimal scratches. As for her shit box, that bumper was on the floor. I asked if she would like to report it to her insurance but she said no. Happily drove away.