/wotg/ - World of Tanks General

>I didn't see that coming

Traitors. Snek wife material.

On another note: Should I buy the Defender or wait for the Skorp G to come on sale again? The Skorp looks so fucking fun. But the Defender would be more useful as a crew trainer because I'm going both russian heavy lines at once to help unlock modules the easier way.

>Wanting a wife that doesn't cook, wash or cleans and then shits on your dick

youtube.com/watch?v=3WKfgbUkSug
Off topic posts are the best aren't they!

>AWOO CW strats

How do I join PLEBS?

>AWOO CW strats

put Veeky Forums in your application

Have you read the news about the next update to World of Tanks Console?

They fixed the FV304's Wiggly Bit!

>when awoo brings arty on MP but then never spots the camp to blow them out

The WoT website says there is only one other member

Why can't anyone who makes a general use proper spelling and grammar?

I just bought the O-Ni. What am in for?

and?

I'll gladly play your dead clan for shits and giggles but I was led to believe there would be others doing too.

Are you vengeful commander?

>Centurion Action X
That's an odd way to spell AMX 50. Which is really weird since it's only three letters and two numbers. Step it up, fampai

awoo is an FBI honeypot

you've been warned.

That's strange that you'd consider the AMX 50 to be the most aesthetic tank in the game, when oscillating turrets are trash tier aesthetics.

Also:
>no fume extractor
Is this technology from the '40's?
>giant gun crutch
Why can't the French make quality gun laying drives?

>trash tier
I will fight you
>gun crutch
I guess the Brits don't care when their elevation controls get bent in transit

>I will fight you
Well have to keep it to tier 8 :^)

>I guess the Brits don't care when their elevation controls get bent in transit
You fail to understand. The Brits built gun controls that weren't shit tier.

The brits also lost their virginity in high school like normal poeple

>The Brits built gun controls that weren't shit tier.
Too bad that's the only thing they built well then, huh?

>not saving it for marriage

gross

Now you're just moving the goal posts.

In that case, you should realise that the Centurion tank was one of, if not the most successful post war tanks. (Though an argument could be made for the Soviet medium (T-54 iirc)). The AMX 50 was only a prototype lol.

>not marrying your highschool sweetheart
I...feel sorry for your loss.

xth for tank selfies

So the Centurion and T-54 were both sluts that whored themselves out to any shitty country with the money to buy them, and the AMX 50 stayed a rare and pure symbol of the resilience and determination of the French post-WWII?

>AMX 50 stayed a rare and pure symbol of the resilience and determination of the French post-WWII?
It seems that the French wanted everything without offering anything in return. Funnily enough, it used a German engine to power itself.

It seems that the whole of the development history can be summarized into this: The French tried to make their own tank, but it got BTFO! by everything so they tried to modify it but it only ended up getting BTFO! by itself, politics, and the economy.

>BTFO by the fact that the Americans gave undercooked M47s away for free
I bet the Jews did this

REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING 3X WEEKEND TEAMS

You've just played yourself again. The British didn't accept the M47 into service. They choose to continue develop the Centurion. The French so easily threw away their native designs in favour of a burgermobile. Loving Every Laugh.

Post-war economy, friendo, plus having the Soviet Union right down the road. Those factors made the already-built Clapistani tanks worth accepting. At least until the AMX 30, using tech first developed on the AMX 50, was ready for service.

>goyim
???

whats the limit of tanks you can sell a day

why does panzervor need to be such a meanie?

actual autism

5 or 10

When people say the Tiger II is bad

Ded clan

He isn't, I am. I'm pissed off right now so I won't play tonight. I was planning on having people ask to be invited in thos general. So just post your ID and I'll send you one

I accidentally deleted your invite, so I sent you one.

>invite
request to join*

Mate the turret is shitty even on the caern.
>aim near the gun
>pen
This is the worst because it means that auto aim noobs can pen you with zero skill.
>aim under the gun
>pen

Raping of the enemy, bouncing of shots and countering of Defenders. It's pretty great use the 150mm the other guns are noob traps.

Why the fuck can shifters not fight this? All you have to do is aim straight for the turret with a tier 7 gun and its armour is useless

what did he do this time

>tfw stock Tiger II

At least it's still better than the VK A

>dropped an entire % in WR today

>beating a 3-man Defender platoon

>fv304
>hit defender engine deck
>full pen plus fire
>came rainbows

>having less than 1k games

>went up a whole 0.01% in WR today

no bully pls

>in vk 100
>manage to close in enough to face hug
>try and shoot my cupola now you tanklet
>meanwhile I wreck his cupolas.

So satisfying. Anyone else also noticed a massive drop in the number of IS 6s about?

>Anyone else also noticed a massive drop in the number of IS 6s about?

gee, I wonder why senpai.

is steppes without arty the comfiest map?
>heavies have plenty room to go around and find good positions to use their armor
>open field for lights and meds to sanic around
>tds have some bushes scattered around to hide

just had 3 games on steppes within like 10 matches, only 1 had 1 arty per side and all games were great

I know the defender is straight up better but not every IS 6 driver has bought one. It's like the French heavies people have stopped playing them because the Emil line is better even if they don't have it. It's a bit weird.

How can this piece of garbage counter defenders?

is
>X beats defender
a new fresh meme?

Crew and module damage should be capped at 1 pers shot, excluding tracks.

I'm so fucking sick of 2 crewmen dying in 1 shot or getting engine and ammo rack damage

Stop driving Chinese tanks.

...

not him, but that's all wrong.

>AWOO arty literally has to shotgun enemy tanks and does more damage than Defenders

Who is an FBI contact in AWOO?

>playing CW Mountain Pass
do you hate yourselves?

...

>in a 2v1
>im a turretless td and our tomato is a 1 shot
>about to take point and get hit so we can gang up on the enemy 140
>tomato tries to drive forward
>in a flash of genius i track him to prevent him from dying and push forward, if he was dead 140 would just circle me to death
>tomato doesnt get killed, we win
>he keeps whining to report me

ebin

I've been revealed the secrets of a winrate over 50%.

for the low price of 10.500 exp you can lower your weight by entire 10 kilograms!

>I'd be unicum if i'd shoot gold but i'm a men of honor and true skill.
t. 48% orange

one of my favorites

>2.5k damage ons strv
>not even 3rd class

ayyy

none of it was spotted by me and it's not exactly high either.

2.5k damage is astronomically high for a tier IX td

at least when i look at my teams

>massive drop in the number of IS 6s about?
because its pretty shit right now the gun is trash with shit APCR pen and just about every single tier 8 has enough pen to go straight through your upper plate without gold

time to spend another $50)))

Actually its 30 right now

witcher is free though user

why would you want a cracked version of a drm free game?

I love it when I'm about to tear a new one into a tank then I get nuked by arty

Why didn't you keep your gameplay dynamic?

>tfw arty rebalances me as im going 70kph in type 64
>it was a heavy tier IX match with only 1 tier 7 per side and 1 tier 6 light, rest was 50-50 tiers 8 and 9
>our heavy blob spotted for like 2 minutes
>2 lorraines waited until i got spotted to shoot me
>game got roflstomped because our heavies went into the left flank of fisherbay unpunished by arty
>it was my x3
>700 exp for it

xvm banned when

I'M SORRY

files.catbox.moe/bkg3k8.MP4

>being sorry for euthanizing kids with cerebral palsy

dont be

He didn't have a physical condition as far as I could tell, the guy was just retarded, that said. Well done either way

I think he was just a beginner. Can't even imagine his despair once he realises that the Tiger I is not the rape machine he probably thinks it is.

Futa is the most ugly, depraved, vile thing conceived and I desperately want awoo to be smitten from above. There is nothing more sickeningly indulgent and perverting. The mere sight of it strikes me with powerful urges both to masturbate and to hang myself or go on a murderous quest. I am a revolting creature, but each and every awootard is a thousand times worse. Kill this clan. Wipe their name from every slate. Tie every member, along with their family, to the floor of the ocean, where they might be picked apart and their organic matter might serve a higher purpose than to maintain their unholy lives. Awoo is foul. Awoo is hateful. Awoo is unclean. Awoo is a plague. Awoo is a mess. Awoo is a machine that converts men into worthless, useless, empty vessels in the shape of men.

Because it's a big, slow POS that gets penned at any angle.
>Less that 2500 damage
>Over 1400 base exp.
Just goes to show how incredibly awful the community performs in it.

xp isn't related to invidual tanks nor to how other people do in the tank, also that's not 1400 base xp

THE DEFENDER HAS FUCKING RUINED TIER 6-8 ANY CUNT THAT OWNS IT SHOULD HANG THEMSELF.

BUT IS OF BALANCE TOVARISCH!! ))))))